Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 10ish)

[Ultra Sound Guy]

[nonsequitur]

Ultra Sound Guy said:

Sorry, can't see the joke.

[tribalsurfer]

nonsequitur said:

Ultra Sound Guy said:

Sorry, can't see the joke.

ICWYDT

[epom]

I’ve just noticed the joke in the thread title heh heh.... I’m sharp I am

[Doofus]

epom said:

I’ve just noticed the joke in the thread title heh heh.... I’m sharp I am

TBH, it's one of the few jokes in here of late...

[The Li-ion King]

Ultra Sound Guy said:

[rayny]

Doofus said:

epom said:

I’ve just noticed the joke in the thread title heh heh.... I’m sharp I am

TBH, it's one of the few jokes in here of late...

Consider that it was first typed in volume one and you will realise just how old it is.

[Doofus]

rayny said:

Doofus said:

epom said:

I’ve just noticed the joke in the thread title heh heh.... I’m sharp I am

TBH, it's one of the few jokes in here of late...

Consider that it was first typed in volume one and you will realise just how old it is.

Yeah, but volume one wasn't called volume tennish.

[V8mate]

I don't understand why my local cemetery has put its prices up, blaming the cost of living.

[Vipers]

V8mate said:

I don't understand why my local cemetery has put its prices up, blaming the cost of living.

Its a popular place, people are dying to get in there.

[anonymous-user]

Vipers said:

V8mate said:

I don't understand why my local cemetery has put its prices up, blaming the cost of living.

Its a popular place, people are dying to get in there.

its the dead centre of town

[Vipers]

Stolen from FB, but couldn't help a chuckle. Probably go to hell......

[GloverMart]

The inventor of the euphemism sadly died today.

His wife is taking it really hard!

[Doofus]

Vipers said:

Stolen from FB, but couldn't help a chuckle. Probably go to hell......

Har har!

Because not only is Schofield funny because he's gay, but also Clarkson is funny because on this occasion he didn't actually say something which made him sound like a .

Seriously, guys, can we stop using FB as a source for wit? Because it ain't

[AW111]

Doofus said:

Vipers said:

Stolen from FB, but couldn't help a chuckle. Probably go to hell......

Har har!

Because not only is Schofield funny because he's gay, but also Clarkson is funny because on this occasion he didn't actually say something which made him sound like a .

Seriously, guys, can we stop using FB as a source for wit? Because it ain't

There's lots and lots of half-witted stuff on FB - maybe two facebooks is what we need.:hurl;

[Ructions]

Burnt my Hawaiian pizza today.

Should have put it on aloha setting.

[Vipers]

Doofus said:

Seriously, guys, can we stop using FB as a source for wit? Because it ain't

Different people find different things funny, can’t please them all.

[grumpy52]

A farmer in Devon has successfully grown a field of dildos .
Now he has a problem with squatters .

[Doofus]

Vipers said:

Different people find different things funny, can’t please them all.

You, of all people, should know that.

[deeen]

V6 Pushfit said:

Vipers said:

V8mate said:

I don't understand why my local cemetery has put its prices up, blaming the cost of living.

Its a popular place, people are dying to get in there.

its the dead centre of town

Another one's opened on the same street... stiff competition.