Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 10ish)
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MartG said:
Kudos to her for continuing the interview even after a bird shat on her...
Edit - Interested to note that while st is censored shat isn't
That'sh becaush thish is the Sean Connery joke thread.Edit - Interested to note that while st is censored shat isn't
If he were alive, the poor chap would have shat through the whole interview, thinking thish ish st.
It was a sunny afternoon and several birds were perching in a tree.
A lovely white dove blushed and said, "I'm a little dove and I've had a little love."
A blue tit had arrived just in time to hear this. It too was blushing.
It said, "I'm a little tit and I've had a little bit."
And a plaintive voice came from ground level...
"...I'm a little drake...and it's all a big mistake."
A lovely white dove blushed and said, "I'm a little dove and I've had a little love."
A blue tit had arrived just in time to hear this. It too was blushing.
It said, "I'm a little tit and I've had a little bit."
And a plaintive voice came from ground level...
"...I'm a little drake...and it's all a big mistake."
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