Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 10ish)
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Paddy was walking past a building site and he noticed a sign on the gate HANDYMAN WANTED.
He went in, applied for the job and the foreman said "OK start tomorrow"
The next day the foreman said "OK Paddy, for your first job, move those bricks in the corner, over to there"
Paddy said "Oh, I can't do that sir, I have a terrible bad back"
The foreman said "Errr, OK then, paint that fence over there with that brown paint"
Paddy said "Oh no sir, the paint fumes play havoc with my chest"
Getting frustrated, the foreman said "OK, go over to that cement mixer and help Mick mix some cement"
"Oh no sir" Paddy said " The dust brings me out in a terrible rash"
The foreman said "Blimey, you're no good, what's so handy about you?"
Paddy said "Well sir, I only live round the corner"
He went in, applied for the job and the foreman said "OK start tomorrow"
The next day the foreman said "OK Paddy, for your first job, move those bricks in the corner, over to there"
Paddy said "Oh, I can't do that sir, I have a terrible bad back"
The foreman said "Errr, OK then, paint that fence over there with that brown paint"
Paddy said "Oh no sir, the paint fumes play havoc with my chest"
Getting frustrated, the foreman said "OK, go over to that cement mixer and help Mick mix some cement"
"Oh no sir" Paddy said " The dust brings me out in a terrible rash"
The foreman said "Blimey, you're no good, what's so handy about you?"
Paddy said "Well sir, I only live round the corner"
kowalski655 said:
My parents made me go on holiday to Stockholm with them
I didnt like it at first
How do you know you've reached the end of Scandinavia?
Because of the Finnish!
I threw a boomerang away a few years ago.
I now live in constant fear
Subtle that first one. I didnt like it at first
How do you know you've reached the end of Scandinavia?
Because of the Finnish!
I threw a boomerang away a few years ago.
I now live in constant fear
Edited by kowalski655 on Sunday 29th December 22:00
Evangelion said:
nonsequitur said:
There is a new super fast stairlift on the market. Gets you upstairs before you have forgotten why you went up there.
I tried to order one but was told it had been discontinued due to escalating costs.Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff