Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 10ish)
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Hugo a Gogo said:
Kitten dissection: Finland is not actually Scandinavia, perhaps substitute 'Nordic religious music'
Checking Wikipedia, it's far from clear-cut.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scandinavia
I'm very glad, as when I was in Helsinki last year I managed to drop the Navy Barcode joke on the other people in the car with me as we drove past a couple of Finnish Navy boats.
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Me: "Ah, the barcodes must be on the other side of the boats."
Poor sod in the car: "Barcodes?"
Me: "Yep, all of Finland's Navy boats have a massive barcode on one side of them."
PSITC: "Is that right? Why?"
Me: "Helps them keep track of where the boats are. Every time they come in to a port they Scandinavian."
Driver of the car: "Get out."
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Certainly a highlight of the trip for me.
Laurel Green said:
Apparently our brain makes up a lot of what we think we are hearing to fill in the gaps in the info our ears actually provide. I am quite deaf, and I suppose my brain does this overtime. I have in the past actually heard a reporter talking about hostages and heard it as ostriches, which causes some surprise.I once heard of an old lady who phoned the BBC because she wanted to go into London to go shopping and their news report said that there was fighting in Debenhams. It turned out the fighting was in Lebanon.
633Squadron said:
JMGS4 said:
Brilliant.
Skyedriver said:
633Squadron said:
JMGS4 said:
Brilliant.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaKAnexohww
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