Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 10ish)

[Monkeylegend]

Trenchard said:

Monkeylegend said:

I thought it was deliberate to bring the revolting pedants out, but obviously that was too clever.

But nobody likes a smartass.

I couldn't say, I don't even know you so I am neutral at the moment.

[Lily the Pink]

Trenchard said:

Archaeologists have finally unearthed documents that verify who led the Pedants Revolt in 1381...

Which Tyler.

There's surely some sort of joke about the Pendants Revolt and it being a hanging offence to participate, but I CBA to work it out.

[Doofus]

Arse. Arse. ARSE!

An ass is a fking donkey, so just stoppit.

[Monkeylegend]

Doofus said:

Arse. Arse. ARSE!

An ass is a fking donkey, so just stoppit.

Revolting pedants

[Vipers]

kowalski655 said:

Jim, walked into a bar……..”Bring everybody their bill, because when I pay mine, I want everyone else to pay theirs '

And as a Vipers tribute.....thats when the fight started

[Scrump]

Continued over here:
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...