Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 33)

[anonymous-user]

Gotta git back on the roooad agayun...

Spit

Doink

Edited by anonymous-user on Wednesday 19th February 20:15

[Bobberoo99]

slopes said:

DickyC said:

It's okay, I bled on the compost heap. Waste not, want not.

It occurs to me if there anything surreptitious needing doing I should do it soonish. My fingerprints will be all up the pictures and we could deny everything. So if there's anything shady where a left index finger is required, I'm your man.

/blackops

• takes sergeant major breath*

Right Trivton, get your Lordship arse over here sah.
What do you think you're doing bleeding all over my bleedin parade ground Trivton? you might be some sort of Trivial Master back in Lower Trivton but here you are just another member of Trivborough Regiment.
Now drop and give me something Trivial.

[Bomma R1]

V6 Pushfit said:

Is a ginnel some sort of northern hill?

I always thought it was some sort of narrow passage. Could be wrong though.

[glenrobbo]

V6 Pushfit said:

Is a ginnel some sort of northern hill?

No, it's a back alley.

[glenrobbo]

Ginnel
Twitten
Snicket
Jitty

Back alley or passageway. between terraced houses.

"E's that bow-legged, 'e couldn't stop a pig in a ginnel!"

[Patrick magooagain]

Twitchel where I was dragged up.

[Bobberoo99]

Never heard of any of them!!!

[glenrobbo]

A bit like a boulevard between Royal Palaces, but on a smaller, more impoverished scale.

[Bobberoo99]

V6 Pushfit said:

Gotts git back on the roooad agayun...

Spit

Doink

Google maps says it's approximately 3.75 hrs betwixt Pushfit acres and Harrogate, you left at 0500hrs and still haven't arrived.........
Are you crawling on your hands and knees all the way there?!?!?!

[anonymous-user]

Another mile. Another cafe stop.

[anonymous-user]

Bobberoo99 said:

Google maps says it's approximately 3.75 hrs betwixt Pushfit acres and Harrogate, you left at 0500hrs and still haven't arrived.........
Are you crawling on your hands and knees all the way there?!?!?!

Did a days work first and left 6pm ish. It’s 3 hours...

159 hours this week so far. Where’s the Union rep this is slave labour I’ve only been home for 22 seconds a day and it’s all someone else’....

Croak

Clunk

[P5BNij]

cloggy said:

Bomma R1 said:

Crabs?

Go to Boots and buy some lice powder.

I see we're back to boots - this just in from the Trivton-under-Fosse Swinger's Club AGM in the back parlour of the Doglead & Waders Inn ....



ION, in a pathetic attempt to distance myself from the above pictorial evidence, Mrs.P5B has spotted a Mini for sale locally with bags of potential to be tarted up, it's a late '80s affair that's already been backdated a bit and breathed on by a previous owner with a 1380 engine and beefed up gearbox, Wood & Pickett flared arches, a nice posh burr walnut dash and matching centre console, a nice paint job in Old English White, wants for nothing except...……










………………………. it's got a bright pink roof .

Mind you a quick paint job or vinyl wrap will soon sort that out....

Edited by P5BNij on Wednesday 19th February 20:36

[Bobberoo99]

Any half decent body shop would be able to do that for not a lot of money!!!

[Bobberoo99]

V6 Pushfit said:

Bobberoo99 said:

Google maps says it's approximately 3.75 hrs betwixt Pushfit acres and Harrogate, you left at 0500hrs and still haven't arrived.........
Are you crawling on your hands and knees all the way there?!?!?!

Did a days work first and left 6pm ish. It’s 3 hours...

159 hours this week so far. Where’s the Union rep this is slave labour I’ve only been home for 22 seconds a day and it’s all someone else’....

Croak

Clunk

I'd be having a serious word with the gaffer if I was................



Oh.

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo99 said:

Any half decent body shop would be able to do that for not a lot of money!!!

Or just get a tin of Union Jack paint and do it yourself...

[Bomma R1]

cloggy said:

Bomma R1 said:

Crabs?

Go to Boots and buy some lice powder.

Look, I didn't say I had them, I was merely asking the question.

Anyhow, reminds me of an incident some time ago in Patel's shop:

"Packet of condoms please old chap"

"Sorry Mr Bom, we don't sell them. Why don't you try Boots?"

"I want to shag her, not give her a bloody good kicking"

[Bobberoo99]

Progress tonight.


And now off to bed, night chaps!!

[glenrobbo]

Dropping like flies they are.


Or is it "Flies like droppings"?


Whatever, we need somebody to stay alert.

Is Pushfit up for the job? Probably not.
'Arrergate ain't the liveliest of places to keep a person focused on his watch duties. Especially after an 82 hour day and a marathon drive in driving rain in darkness.

Perhaps Dibble can be our nightwatchman? His current sleep pattern would fit the bill.

I'm handing over the tiller now, and I'm just going to assess my whisky stockholding. Just lately it seems to be suffering from rather more evaporation than is usual.

[DickyC]

V6 Pushfit said:

Another mile. Another cafe stop.

Pour moi it's another mile, another comfort break.

It's me great age.

[glenrobbo]

Grey Tage?