Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 33)

[DickyC]

What about the ex-trivialistas?

What of them? Bursting in here with what appeared to be boundless energy and inexhaustible quantities of inconsequence, getting our hopes up, then disappearing without trace. What of them?

[anonymous-user]

Bomma R1 said:

Alms for an ex leper?

An EX leper?

[glenrobbo]

Bomma R1 said:

Alms for an ex leper?

"How are you doing old chap?"

"Fairly well, considering.
I mustn't crumble..."

[anonymous-user]

glenrobbo said:

Bomma R1 said:

Alms for an ex leper?

"How are you doing old chap?"

"Fairly well, considering.
I mustn't crumble..."

I was playing cards and was losing but he threw his hand in.

[glenrobbo]

Morning all

I slept.

I slept the sleep of the just and righteous.

Completely undisturbed apart from three nocturnal perambulations to the water closet to attend to the micturative requirements of my pressured bladder and floating back teeth.

I am now sat here with a pint mug of tea to keep the process going.

I feel rather smug. Even the forecast Snowmaggedon tomorrow hasn't fazed me.
But I will be packing a shovel and a Thermos of hot beverage - and my Trivel Mug of course - for my trip over the Cat & Fiddle to host our TVR High Peak Nomads meet tomorrow.
And a survival blanket.

Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye.

[anonymous-user]

glenrobbo said:

Morning all

I slept.

I slept the sleep of the just and righteous.

Completely undisturbed apart from three nocturnal perambulations to the water closet to attend to the micturative requirements of my pressured bladder and floating back teeth.

I am now sat here with a pint mug of tea to keep the process going.

I feel rather smug. Even the forecast Snowmaggedon tomorrow hasn't fazed me.
But I will be packing a shovel and a Thermos of hot beverage - and my Trivel Mug of course - for my trip over the Cat & Fiddle to host our TVR High Peak Nomads meet tomorrow.
And a survival blanket.

Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye.

God Speed

[Bomma R1]

V6 Pushfit said:

Bomma R1 said:

Alms for an ex leper?

An EX leper?

Three years behind the bell and proud of it.

[DickyC]

V6 Pushfit said:

God Speed

I had some Purple Haze LSD once but I've never even heard of God Speed.

[Bomma R1]

glenrobbo said:

Morning all

Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye.

Well make your mind up old boy, are you coming or going?

Anyhow, I assume you'll be wanting your usual kipper smoked ready for your return, I'll ask Battert to pop to the "Blind Lesbian" fishmongers in Trivton Magna.

If he draws a blank, which is highly likely given it's a Saturday, we may have to open a tin of tuna.

We'll see how it goes.

[glenrobbo]

V6 Pushfit said:

God's peed

The dirty bugger! He could have waited until we got there..

Anyone seen the mop & bucket?

[Bomma R1]

What's she done again, twisted her ankle?

[Bobberoo99]

Mrs Bobbers woke me up by prodding me again!! It's just not in you know!! I need to be gently caressed awake in a loving and caring way, not poked in the shoulder along with "Oi snorey face, it's half nine, get up!!"

[Bomma R1]

My daughter used to clomp around in those platform shoes you know.

I said at the time no bloody good would come of it

[glenrobbo]

Bomma R1 said:

Well make your mind up old boy, are you coming or going?

Anyhow, I assume you'll be wanting your usual kipper smoked ready for your return, I'll ask Battert to pop to the "Blind Lesbian" fishmongers in Trivton Magna.

If he draws a blank, which is highly likely given it's a Saturday, we may have to open a tin of tuna.

We'll see how it goes.

I have been unable to determine which direction I've been heading ever since I lost my moral compass some time ago.


Bomma, don't worry if you can't smoke me a kipper, just open a tin of lovely fresh surstrømming. Top NOM!-rated

Warning: Not safe for ANYTHING!!!
https://youtu.be/wmu7bHj81WI

Edited by glenrobbo on Saturday 22 February 10:10

[Bomma R1]

Bobberoo99 said:

Mrs Bobbers woke me up by prodding me again!! It's just not in you know!! I need to be gently caressed awake in a loving and caring way, not poked in the shoulder along with "Oi snorey face, it's half nine, get up!!"

Hellfire

[anonymous-user]

Bomma R1 said:

My daughter used to clomp around in those platform shoes you know.

I said at the time no bloody good would come of it

Yes was the bridge over the line not platform what did it.

I told her ‘only wear platforms on platforms’

It’s my morning mantra.

Did she listen?

[anonymous-user]

Bomma R1 said:

Bobberoo99 said:

Mrs Bobbers woke me up by prodding me again!! It's just not in you know!! I need to be gently caressed awake in a loving and caring way, not poked in the shoulder along with "Oi snorey face, it's half nine, get up!!"

Hellfire

‘Feeding a line’ so subtle it’s missed by the writer - Bobbers is routinely so far ahead of the game we need an effigy of him for worship purposes.

How do we get a lock of his hair?

[anonymous-user]

I’ve just been reliably informed by Madame Orbs that hair locks aren’t for effigys. Oops.

[Bobberoo99]

First round of imbecile dodging approaching!!!

[anonymous-user]

Bobberoo99 said:

First round of imbecile dodging approaching!!!

Go for straight jabs and keep off the canvas. Good luck.