Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 33)

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo99 said:

A recent conversation here at wemakeplanebits.com

Me-, I DIDN'T WANT TO BE HERE. it's not a difficult concept!

Be very careful what you wish for, young Bobbers.

[DickyC]

Yerst. I don't think he was struggling with the concept, Bobbers. I think he was giving you a chance to reconsider your wording.

Curiously, 'I had the sts' would read better on your file than, 'You're a bunch of jumped up, never come down, brothel-bred, tomato-arsed, bds.'

No one is quite sure why, just take my word for it.

[anonymous-user]

dial dial dial dial

ring ring ring ring....

fk it

dial dial dial dial

ring ring ring ring....

fk it

Another victim of the absence line

[glenrobbo]

Oops! I've just noticed that I've gone merrily sailing past my 18,000,000,000,000,000,000,000th post without realising.


I'll need to double that in 48 months to keep up with Dicky's batting average.
He's fast approaching his furty-six farsend mark.

Good innings, old boy! Keep it up at the crease!

[DickyC]

You'll catch up, old chap. Don't forget I'm hanging up my Arsenals at the end of July.

No. What is it? Not Arsenals.

[anonymous-user]

DickyC said:

Yerst. I don't think he was struggling with the concept, Bobbers. I think he was giving you a chance to reconsider your wording.

Curiously, 'I had the sts' would read better on your file than, 'You're a bunch of jumped up, never come down, brothel-bred, tomato-arsed, bds.'

No one is quite sure why, just take my word for it.

I'm struggling with the tomato arsed bit.

It comes from having good visualisation which becomes really too much in these situations.

[DickyC]

I always took it to mean quishy arsed desk pilots.

[glenrobbo]

DickyC said:

You'll catch up, old chap. Don't forget I'm hanging up my Arsenals at the end of July.

No. What is it? Not Arsenals.

West 'ams?

But why?

Why oh why??

Why why why why why???

How could you possibly contemplate leaving us to return to your home planet adrift and rudderless in the vast trivialness of this featureless empty void that needs to be filled with all the inconsequentialities that we can muster?
You are our Guiding Light, our Scoutmaster in the woods, our Brown Owl, our fearless leader, our inspiration, our mentor, our Professor of Trivia.

What would we do? How would we cope?




fk it, I'm off to the Bell & Leper for some oblivion soup! Anyone coming?

[anonymous-user]

glenrobbo said:

fk it, I'm off to the Bell & Leper for some oblivion soup! Anyone coming?

Bolivian?

In the B&L ?

How dare they

[glenrobbo]

V6 Pushfit said:

glenrobbo said:

fk it, I'm off to the Bell & Leper for some oblivion soup! Anyone coming?

Bolivian?

In the B&L ?

How dare they

No, not Bolivian. Although I wouldn't put it past Frank. He'll do anything as long as there's a bit of profit in it.
No, I said Oblivion Soup.
You know, Milk of Amnesia. Falling Down Juice. Black Hops.


Bugger!
Frank said "ps off!"

Apparently he's not opening up until noon.

[glenrobbo]

I thought I heard giggling coming from the snug.

[anonymous-user]

glenrobbo said:

I thought I heard giggling coming from the snug.

She heard someone suggest poker on the table again I expect

[Bobberoo99]

Well it wouldn't be the first time she'd played around on the snooker table would it?

I really hope that you've arranged cover for your absence from Trivial Towers Dicky, we need a firm, guiding hand you know!!!

[Bomma R1]

glenrobbo said:

Bugger!
Frank said "ps off!"

Apparently he's not opening up until noon.

If l arrive before noon he always asks if I'd like a pint whilst I'm waiting for him to open

[DickyC]

Bobberoo99 said:

I really hope that you've arranged cover for your absence from Trivial Towers Dicky, we need a firm, guiding hand you know!!!

Cover? Cover? I was going to ask how the Presidential primary elections and caucuses were going.

[Bobberoo99]

DickyC said:

Bobberoo99 said:

I really hope that you've arranged cover for your absence from Trivial Towers Dicky, we need a firm, guiding hand you know!!!

Cover? Cover? I was going to ask how the Presidential primary elections and caucuses were going.

Yes old chap, cover, as you well know without a firm but fair guiding hand we are liable to run around naked shaking our bits at all and sundry!!!

[DickyC]

Bobberoo99 said:

Yes old chap, cover, as you well know without a firm but fair guiding hand we are liable to run around naked shaking our bits at all and sundry!!!

An Epitaph for An Extant President:

He was the Invisible Hand on the Broken Tiller of the Rudderless Ship.

[Bobberoo99]

DickyC said:

Bobberoo99 said:

Yes old chap, cover, as you well know without a firm but fair guiding hand we are liable to run around naked shaking our bits at all and sundry!!!

An Epitaph for An Extant President:

He was the Invisible Hand on the Broken Tiller of the Rudderless Ship.

And yet,
He stilled the beast within,
He calmed the raging masses,
He guided them trough stormy waters,
And all while drinking a cup of tea!!!

[anonymous-user]

Bobberoo99 said:

DickyC said:

Bobberoo99 said:

Yes old chap, cover, as you well know without a firm but fair guiding hand we are liable to run around naked shaking our bits at all and sundry!!!

An Epitaph for An Extant President:

He was the Invisible Hand on the Broken Tiller of the Rudderless Ship.

And yet,
He stilled the beast within,
He calmed the raging masses,
He guided them trough stormy waters,
And all while drinking a cup of tea!!!

The Leader Of The Easily Led

[P5BNij]

glenrobbo said:

Blimp! Yes, that's his name.

Blimp.

It sounds good if you enunciate it in the manner of Rowan Atkinson reading the class register:

B lim P!!!

Spigot?

Ah yes, George Spigot, the devil incarnate...



I'm bedazzled so I am.

ION, clearing out the garage to make room for the newly purchased old Mini, I found a box full of old number plates from various classics I've owned. Oh sweet nostalgia, where are you now AYB 902B...?