Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 33)

[DickyC]

V6 Pushfit said:

Whats that?

Its a piston engine

Oohh. How do you cook it?

Drain the oil and water out and put a brick on the accelerator.

[Bobberoo99]

V6 Pushfit said:

Whats that?

Its a piston engine

Oohh. How do you cook it?

Gas mark6 and baste it regularly!!!

[Bobberoo99]

Tonight we're off out for an Indian with some friends, rather looking forward to it!!

[anonymous-user]

I’m going for a tramp in the woods when I get home at 5

[ApOrbital]

8 minutes to go poor tramp.

[Bobberoo99]

Early reports are coming in about a spate of tramp bothering in the rural expanse of woodland bordering Lower Trivton, police are suggesting that the smell and general demeanor of the attacker has bothered the tramps more than actual assault it's self!!

[anonymous-user]

It wasn’t me Your Honour.
I was busy looking at the beauty of Daisys tulips and Heathers

[Bobberoo99]

The three female tramps, Daisy, Tulip and Heather, said he spent a lot of time breathing heavily and just staring, they didn't mind that too much, it was the shuddering and groaning which bothered them!!!

[anonymous-user]

Well I’m back to a normal ish week. Topped 80 hours last week which at my hourly rate means in practical terms I made £6.72 after fuel, hotel bills and call girls.

[Bobberoo99]

V6 Pushfit said:

Well I’m back to a normal ish week. Topped 80 hours last week which at my hourly rate means in practical terms I made £6.72 after fuel, hotel bills and call girls.

Jesus, that's some serious hours mate!!!

[anonymous-user]

Got it all done though. Email from Bolton just now ‘we forgot something can you meet us again tomorrow’

fk orft

[Patrick magooagain]

[quote=Bobberoo99]I would normally say something flippant in response to that magoo, but I fear it may be someone's funeral you're attending, if so, sorry for your loss old chap.





Thanks Bobber's.
The funeral was for Louise,a very kind French lady that Madam M and myself were very fond of.
Until the last couple of years we used to all eat together on a Sunday evening at Chez Gillbert's.

Louise and her husband were part of that crowd,some great memories.


ION. We have guests for dinner tonight.

[glenrobbo]

Well, that's all the big stuff shifted, just about another 32 car loads of small stuff to move over the next few days.

I'm having a break after lunchtime tomorrow, and Robbopopping until late.
But we are on schedule to complete on Monday. Phew!
It's a relief, to be sure.

I just cooked a nice roast marinated pork sword with mash & 3 veg. for my son & me. Yum!

One more car load before finishing for the evening. See ya later.

[Bomma R1]

DickyC said:

Division Buns today.

Floyd used the name as the working title of one of their albums. They called it something else in the end.

A Momentary Lapse Of Raisins?

[DickyC]

Bomma R1 said:

A Momentary Lapse Of Raisins?

Piper at the Gregg's in Trivton.

[Bomma R1]

DickyC said:

Piper at the Gregg's in Trivton.

Of course, yes. I did have "Ummabunna" in mind but that makes a lot more sense now.

[glenrobbo]

DickyC said:

Bomma R1 said:

A Momentary Lapse Of Raisins?

Piper at the Gregg's in Trivton.

Dark Side of the WI Bake off?

[DickyC]

glenrobbo said:

DickyC said:

Bomma R1 said:

A Momentary Lapse Of Raisins?

Piper at the Gregg's in Trivton.

Dark Side of the WI Bake off?

A Mixing Bowl Full of Secrets.

[Bomma R1]

Atom Tart Mother.

[anonymous-user]

DickyC said:

A Mixing Bowl Full of Secrets.

Reggie P (he of Sun shin Desert )...
Trying to cover the fatal disappearance of factory staff into the mixing machine for their ‘Secrets’ chocolates, while trying to do a hard sell to a supermarket:

‘We let people into our Secrets’

Still makes me laugh. It’s just me I’m sure.