Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 33)

[glenrobbo]

ambuletz said:

Should I get my bum lube ready?

It depends on how long you intend to stay here, dear boy.

Did you bring a spatula with you by any chance?

ApO, please prepare another set of manacles.
I'll go and get another sheet of Visqueen to put down, it'll make the clean-up a lot easier in the morning.


I think this new Volume 33 has started well. But how long can we keep it up?

[glenrobbo]

Bomma R1 said:

Oh, there you are. Stop doing that old boy, try to concentrate on getting yourself out of there.

I think glenrobbo had an idea, I'll see if he's about.

Yes, I did, Bom.
I thought how nice it would be to have some cheesey nibbles to go with the beer.
Here we go:


This Blacksticks Blue stuff is very nice: creamy and tangy. Yum!©®

[glenrobbo]

Any sign of Bobbers yet?
He must be getting a bit peckish by now.

[anonymous-user]

glenrobbo said:

Any sign of Bobbers yet?
He must be getting a bit peckish by now.

How did the cheese maker paint his wife?

He double glossed her

[Scrump]

Is Bobbers still tugging away on his own? That goose fat must have heated up with all that friction, he probably needs basting by now.

[glenrobbo]

V6 Pushfit said:

How did the cheese maker paint his wife?

He double glossed her

Ha ha!
Have you got any blue cheesey jokes, Pushfit?


I know which cheese will coax a grizzly out of the woods:


"Camembert! "

[glenrobbo]

Scrump said:

Is Bobbers still tugging away on his own? That goose fat must have heated up with all that friction, he probably needs basting by now.

I think the Archbishop still has the turkey baster.
But the stirrup pump we used to empty out the bilge from the Sunderland's keel space is in the small hangar somewhere. I left it still primed, to make it easier to get a positive flow the next time it's needed.
I put it in a black bin liner to try to keep the smell down a bit.

I'll go and fetch it when I've finished my nibbles.

[Bobberoo99]

GRUNT!!!!
SLIDE!!!!
GRUNT!!!
SLIDE!!!
Hang on a minute!!! If I tie knots in it as I go I may just be able to climb my way out of here!!!
Thirty three knots later......... GRUNT!!! SPLAT!!!!
I'm here!!! I've made it!!!!!!

[Scrump]

Hooray. Glad to hear you made it.
Next time, do keep up. The smell of burning goose fat was beginning to me feel a bit queasy.

[glenrobbo]

O. M. G.!!!

What on earth is that you're wearing, Bobbers???
It looks dreadful! And when was it last laundered?
It's absolutely filthy!

Have you no shame?

Dirty Boy!!!

[Bobberoo99]

What do you mean, "What are you wearing,??"
It's my naked, hairless, goose fat encrusted, droopy, wrinkled, slightly bulbous body!!!!
Or as I like to call it, "Bobberbod"!!!

[anonymous-user]

Which cheese is made backwards?

Edam

[glenrobbo]

Which cheese is made from lube?

[Scrump]

glenrobbo said:

Which cheese is made from lube?

blue cheese

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo99 said:

What do you mean, "What are you wearing,??"
It's my naked, hairless, goose fat encrusted, droopy, wrinkled, slightly bulbous body!!!!
Or as I like to call it, "Bobberbod"!!!

Well, it's starting to unravel just there, and it has a big split up the back!
And it's filthy!

Go and get Battert to give you a blasting down with the Kärcher and a rub down with those HD brillo pads from the mess kitchen tin room.
Then put on this nice tutu and sparkly bolero.

See you in the Residents' Lounge in an hour.
Would you like an umbrella in your cocktail?
I managed to snaffle a few from the bin round the back of the clap clinic.

[anonymous-user]

glenrobbo said:

Which cheese is made from lube?

I give in

[Bobberoo99]

Oh, ok then.
Does anyone have any heavy duty grease remover? I have goose fat in places it really doesn't belong!!!
And yes please, can I have a Harvey Wallbanger, with a nice blue umbrella in it?!?!

[anonymous-user]

Bobberoo99 said:

Oh, ok then.
Does anyone have any heavy duty grease remover? I have goose fat in places it really doesn't belong!!!
And yes please, can I have a Harvey Wallbanger, with a nice blue umbrella in it?!?!

I’ll pop down to our Chinese chippy for some - as they keep asking me if I want Swarfega on my chips so I know they have it in stock

Edited by anonymous-user on Sunday 29th December 22:05

[Bobberoo99]

V6 Pushfit said:

Bobberoo99 said:

Oh, ok then.
Does anyone have any heavy duty grease remover? I have goose fat in places it really doesn't belong!!!
And yes please, can I have a Harvey Wallbanger, with a nice blue umbrella in it?!?!

I’ll pop down to our Chinese chippy for some - as they keep asking me if I want Swarfega on my chips so I know they have it in stock

Edited by V6 Pushfit on Sunday 29th December 22:05

That's funny, ours also offer Swarfega on our chips!!!
It's ok though, I've had a hose down with the Karcher, a good scrub with some Brillo pads soaked in washing up liquid, a wipe down with some methylated spirits, a quick towel off and I'm now sporting my official Buffoon uniform of Mankini, tasseled nipple clamps, elbow length satin gloves, peaked cap and rigger boots!!!!

[anonymous-user]

Tasteless nipple clamps?

What do they taste of normally ??