Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 33)
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Bobberoo99 said:
That's funny, ours also offer Swarfega on our chips!!! 
It's ok though, I've had a hose down with the Karcher, a good scrub with some Brillo pads soaked in washing up liquid, a wipe down with some methylated spirits, a quick towel off and I'm now sporting my official Buffoon uniform of Mankini, tasseled nipple clamps, elbow length satin gloves, peaked cap and rigger boots!!!!
There! That's much more nicerer, Bobbers. It's ok though, I've had a hose down with the Karcher, a good scrub with some Brillo pads soaked in washing up liquid, a wipe down with some methylated spirits, a quick towel off and I'm now sporting my official Buffoon uniform of Mankini, tasseled nipple clamps, elbow length satin gloves, peaked cap and rigger boots!!!!
Here's your pint of Headbanger, plus a little umbrella, and I've saved my cherry for you.
Now then, come over here and sit on my hand and tell me all about how it all went so wrong...
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You can remember that far back!?!?Morning chaps
A jolly good nights sleep was had!!! Later today we're off to see the new Star Wars movie, there's a good cinema in Southampton called Harbour Lights where you can book one of 5 double seat sofas along the back wall, you can also buy wine and beer to take in with you if you want!!! Morning all.
In addition to all the other symptoms, I've now developed a nasty cough. Gleadle's told me to double the amount of ciggies I smoke for the next five days.
"If the cough's still there at the weekend Bomma, at least you'll know why"
Bobberoo99 said:
Fry up this morning, bacon, sausages, eggs, beans, toast and coffee!!! Mrs Bobbers forgot to get the black pudding out of the freezer!! 
Oh dear, that won't do at all old boy. Get it out of the freezer, slice it up with a bloody angle grinder and get it in the pan lickety split.In addition to all the other symptoms, I've now developed a nasty cough. Gleadle's told me to double the amount of ciggies I smoke for the next five days.
"If the cough's still there at the weekend Bomma, at least you'll know why"
Bomma R1 said:
Oh dear, that won't do at all old boy. Get it out of the freezer, slice it up with a bloody angle grinder and get it in the pan lickety split.
In addition to all the other symptoms, I've now developed a nasty cough. Gleadle's told me to double the amount of ciggies I smoke for the next five days.
"If the cough's still there at the weekend Bomma, at least you'll know why"
Oh dear Bomma. I think you should put a poultice on it. In addition to all the other symptoms, I've now developed a nasty cough. Gleadle's told me to double the amount of ciggies I smoke for the next five days.
"If the cough's still there at the weekend Bomma, at least you'll know why"
ION, I'm going to boil some sprouts today so that I'll have some leftover ones for breakfast tomorrow.
I don't have a favourite shop, if I did it would be M&S, the clothes fit me really well and aren't stupidly priced, the food is really good and you can buy pretty much everything you want there!!!
Careful with the extra ciggie consumption Bomma, some buggers bound to think you're on fire and try putting you out!!!
Careful with the extra ciggie consumption Bomma, some buggers bound to think you're on fire and try putting you out!!!
I have been watching a documentary about a car with a turbine motor. Even after it was badly damaged in a collision with an armoured lorry the car driver managed to jury rig the turbine as a scramjet with sufficient power for the car to reach 310mph.
Why don’t we all have turbine/scramjet powered cars?
(The other benefit of this car seems to be that ladies in jumpsuits are attracted to it)
Why don’t we all have turbine/scramjet powered cars?
(The other benefit of this car seems to be that ladies in jumpsuits are attracted to it)
Scrump said:
I have been watching a documentary about a car with a turbine motor. Even after it was badly damaged in a collision with an armoured lorry the car driver managed to jury rig the turbine as a scramjet with sufficient power for the car to reach 310mph.
Why don’t we all have turbine/scramjet powered cars?
(The other benefit of this car seems to be that ladies in jumpsuits are attracted to it)
Are you sure you're not watching some sort of B rate film on Men and Motors????Why don’t we all have turbine/scramjet powered cars?
(The other benefit of this car seems to be that ladies in jumpsuits are attracted to it)
Bobberoo99 said:
Are you sure you're not watching some sort of B rate film on Men and Motors????
No definitely a documentary. It is on another episode now and the ladies in the jumpsuits are different, but just as 
What is really amazing is the the test driver was involved in a shooting and had to have his face reconstructed.
Scrump said:
I have been watching a documentary about a car with a turbine motor. Even after it was badly damaged in a collision with an armoured lorry the car driver managed to jury rig the turbine as a scramjet with sufficient power for the car to reach 310mph.
Why don’t we all have turbine/scramjet powered cars?
(The other benefit of this car seems to be that ladies in jumpsuits are attracted to it)
Was this car able to talk by any chance?Why don’t we all have turbine/scramjet powered cars?
(The other benefit of this car seems to be that ladies in jumpsuits are attracted to it)
Did it perchance say.....’look what that....behemoth...did to me’
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