Florida man game

[hurstg01]

Florida man ends argument with chainsaw strike

[sc0tt]

Florida man makes beer run with gator in hand

[Turn7]

"Florida man cited after authorities found an illegally poached gator foot stuck in his dashboard "

I kid you not.....May 9

https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2016/...

[JamesD74]

A Florida man has been accused of spraying his neighbors with roach spray and attempting to use nunchucks on them -- hitting himself in the head instead -- over a loud music complaint.

[FN2TypeR]

[marksx]

Thong-wearing Florida man arrested while building shed with garbage on stranger’s property

[Sheepshanks]

Turn7 said:

"Florida man cited after authorities found an illegally poached gator foot stuck in his dashboard "

I kid you not.....May 9

https://www.orlandoweekly.com/Blogs/archives/2016/...

Not sure why you thought it might not be believable - it's no more bizarre than half the other headlines!

[talksthetorque]

Great. I get the horrific one that has its own Wikipedia article.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miami_cannibal_att...

[generationx]

Florida man arrested for masturbating on woman’s face in Walmart


Hey, we’ve all been there...

[pomodori]

Florida man in Spider man mask steals bottles from liquor store.

[JustALooseScrew]

My cousin lives in Florida - none of the above surprises me and very few come close to the stories he's told me.

ETA, I might call him later to find out if any of the above reports were about him.

Edited by JustALooseScrew on Friday 17th January 18:40

[166 MM Barchetta]

Dynamic Space Wizard said:

magooagain said:

Florida man arrested for threatening to kidnap Alana-Del-Ray!

Lana

Drag act??

[RDMcG]

I got:
Naked Florida man sets house on fire baking cookies on George Foreman grill.

[poo at Paul's]

Florida man had two syringes in his rectum.....

[irocfan]

poo at Paul's said:

Florida man had two syringes in his rectum.....

lol I can beat you with 3!!

Florida man claims 3 syringes found in his rectum weren't his

Edited by irocfan on Friday 17th January 18:57

[Matt Cup]

Mine and the missus’ are on popular dates so here are my parents both fast food related.

Mums


Dads

[LaurasOtherHalf]

Florida man accused of having sex with 'Frozen' toy at Target


PINELLAS PARK, Fla. (CBS12) — Police arrested a Florida man on Oct. 22 after they say he did some questionable things to some toys at a Target, according to the Pinellas Park Police Department.

According to the affidavit, 20-year-old Cody Christopher Meader approached a "Frozen" toy display at a Target in Pinellas Park, Florida. Meader grabbed an Olaf stuffed toy and proceeded to perform sexual acts on it on the floor, according to police.

Olaf is a sentient snowman who “likes warm hugs” and is a popular character in Disney’s smash hit “Frozen." The sequel to the hit movie, which will feature Olaf, is set to have a sequel premiere Nov. 22.


Meader also performed sexual acts on a large unicorn stuffed animal, according to the police report.


In the affidavit, police wrote the toys could not be re-sold and Target was forced to let it go following the incident. The items were promptly destroyed due to the circumstances.

Police charged Meader with criminal mischief.

[leigh1050]

Florida man arrested for flashing while begging!

[Scabutz]

Florida man convicted of killing former FSU mascot in gumbo spice dispute

[Doofus]

I'm reminded of my favoutrite UK newspaper headline, which was "Cop punches nun on three-legged pubcrawl"