What have you realised today?

What have you realised today?

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GetCarter

29,403 posts

280 months

Tuesday 28th January 2020
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My dog is right handed (okay, pawed).

Lord Flashheart

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3,767 posts

194 months

Tuesday 28th January 2020
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vixen1700 said:
Lord Flashheart said:
It dawned on me this morning that I always put my right sock on before my left, but bizarrely put my left shoe on before my right. It's not an OCD thing, but if I deliberately try to put my right shoe on first it feels odd. Bit weird.
Similarly, I put both socks on, but to put a sock and then a shoe on, leaving a foot with no sock or shoe would be totally wrong.

Do people/can people really do that? Having a sock and shoe on leaving one foot bare? Wrong 'uns if they do. frown
I think my worry with the complete foot versus bare foot would be if I were to die at that stage of dressing. I'd be so embarrassed I'd never live it down...

Lord Flashheart

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3,767 posts

194 months

Tuesday 28th January 2020
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ChrisnChris said:
Lord Flashheart said:
It dawned on me this morning that I always put my right sock on before my left, but bizarrely put my left shoe on before my right. It's not an OCD thing, but if I deliberately try to put my right shoe on first it feels odd. Bit weird.
Haha, I'm exactly the same, you're right it does feel weird.
I'm now starting to do things with the other hand, foot, whatever, just to get that weird feeling.
I'm running out of things to try!biggrin
Just like being 15 again! wink

fatboy b

9,500 posts

217 months

Tuesday 28th January 2020
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I sit down to have a pee. The whole seat up/down thing has gone away without me realising.

Lord Flashheart

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3,767 posts

194 months

Tuesday 28th January 2020
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fatboy b said:
I sit down to have a pee. The whole seat up/down thing has gone away without me realising.
I do this at night to try not waking if I need a pee..

ChrisnChris

1,423 posts

223 months

Tuesday 28th January 2020
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Lord Flashheart said:
Just like being 15 again! wink
Can't remember that far back biggrin

Grayedout

407 posts

213 months

Tuesday 28th January 2020
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It dawned on me that I'm really sick of my job and want to do something else !!

mikal83

5,340 posts

253 months

Tuesday 28th January 2020
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That my wife is a really really annoying............

jonamv8

3,151 posts

167 months

Tuesday 28th January 2020
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That some clients expectations are ridiculous, I can’t be arsed with them and they are ruining my enjoyment of a job I once liked... #IT

Turn7

23,630 posts

222 months

Tuesday 28th January 2020
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Grayedout said:
It dawned on me that I'm really sick of my job and want to do something else !!
Same......

waynecyclist

8,843 posts

115 months

Tuesday 28th January 2020
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Turn7 said:
Grayedout said:
It dawned on me that I'm really sick of my job and want to do something else !!
Same......
Yep same here, worrying that I have only been doing it for 8 months however.

miniman

24,995 posts

263 months

Tuesday 28th January 2020
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Johnspex said:
I always put my socks on before my trousers but I realised that years ago.
This is quite normal. Putting on trousers over un-socked feet is entirely wrong. As is putting on a shirt when you are still wet from the shower.

Second Best

6,404 posts

182 months

Tuesday 28th January 2020
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I had a few hours to kill this evening and I ended up watching WWE wrestling as it was on TV.

I realised I've really outgrown the genre (is it technically a sport?) when I was watching two men slapping the furniture, an announcer saying they were the best athletes in the world, culminating in dropping someone on their back through a cardboard table saying "OH MY GOD A SAMOAN DROP THROUGH A TABLE HE MAY BE KNOCKED OUT!"

Edit: as I wrote this the crowd started shouting "USA USA USA" and another cardboard table went pop, to "OH MY GOD A SAMOAN DROP THROUGH ANOTHER TABLE!"

I assume the days of Stone Cold and the Undertaker are long gone and this stuff is now for kids?

Edit 2: Now there are some random blokes entering the match throwing fake punches at each other. "THIS IS JUST CHAOS. THIS IS A STREET FIGHT"

I can understand why kids are so angry these days if this rubbish is what they have to grow up with.

Edited by Second Best on Tuesday 28th January 23:46

davhill

5,263 posts

185 months

Wednesday 29th January 2020
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I realised today that a 'provider' is pulling my chain...and to never pay anything in advance.

In October, I asked a local lad to returf and reseed two balding/slipped areas on the grassy bank behind my house.
He replied (in awfully spelt English) that he'd get the turf and this and his time would be £62 so I fronted it up.
This was over 3 months ago and he's done nothing but for sending excuses, 'Trouble with his appendices' [sic]
and not replying. So I've given him a choice: refund in full in the next two weeks or the whole tale goes on Facebook,
with pictures, dates and quoted messages,for his customer base to enjoy.






Edited by davhill on Wednesday 29th January 15:21

john2443

6,341 posts

212 months

Wednesday 29th January 2020
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Second Best said:
I had a few hours to kill this evening and I ended up watching WWE wrestling as it was on TV.

I can understand why kids are so angry these days if this rubbish is what they have to grow up with.
Is Big Daddy still 'fighting'? That was proper wrestling that was!

carguy45

221 posts

165 months

Wednesday 29th January 2020
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That Dexter Holland - singer in 'The Offspring' and generally pretty fly for a white guy - is not the dreadlocked hippy looking guy that I recall from the 90s, but as of 2017 has a PhD in molecular biology.

carguy45

221 posts

165 months

Wednesday 29th January 2020
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Second Best said:
I had a few hours to kill this evening and I ended up watching WWE wrestling as it was on TV.
I watched a few Youtube videos recently of the Ultimate Warrior in WWF days, particularly one of his bouts with Hulk Hogan at an old Wrestlemania. The crowd was insane, nearly brought the place down when they faced off. Don't see that level of excitement these days in WWE

Cantaloupe

1,056 posts

61 months

Wednesday 29th January 2020
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That death is merely the corruption of the physical body and a portal to another existence in a parallel dimension.

Also Kit-Kats are getting f***ing smaller, bds, do they really think we don't notice ?

GT03ROB

13,268 posts

222 months

Wednesday 29th January 2020
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1) No matter how stupid I think I am, there's a fair few out there who are stupider....in some cases much stupider,

2) I need to get on & build my garage

Monkeylegend

26,465 posts

232 months

Wednesday 29th January 2020
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john2443 said:
Is Big Daddy still 'fighting'? That was proper wrestling that was!
It would be a miracle if he is, he passed away in 1997.