What have you realised today?

[pigeyman]

Kenty said:

pigeyman said:

I don't like pissing into a urinal. More specifically when there's other people in the bathroom.

I’ve realised there are lots of blokes like this, go in a stall just for a pee, dribble all over the seat and fill the stalls up for those busting for sit down business!

How can one piss all over the seat when they have a sit down wee on a toilet paper covered bog seat?

[Monkeylegend]

Kenty said:

pigeyman said:

I don't like pissing into a urinal. More specifically when there's other people in the bathroom.

I’ve realised there are lots of blokes like this, go in a stall just for a pee, dribble all over the seat and fill the stalls up for those busting for sit down business!

When you get older you need to do a bit more than shake it to get rid of the drips so they don't run down your leg when you zip up so I always use the cubicle as well, but I make sure I don't touch the seat with my hands

Edited to add the quoting is all F****D up and it's not my fault.

[Honk]

pigeyman said:

I don't like pissing into a urinal. More specifically when there's other people in the bathroom.

I used to get called gay for working with horses yet those same guys are happy to whip their cock out next to a man they've never meet (like that makes a difference?) in a room full of other blokes pretending to wash their hands.

Shy bladder syndrome?

[TwigtheWonderkid]

Percentages are reversible. 8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8. The only difference being one of them needs to be really thought about to get the answer, whereas the other one you know in a nanosecond.

So the next time someone asks you for 39% of 50, just give them 50% of 39, 19.5.

(everyone probably knows this already, and I'm just an idiot for not realising)

[john2443]

Honk said:

pigeyman said:

I don't like pissing into a urinal. More specifically when there's other people in the bathroom.

I used to get called gay for working with horses yet those same guys are happy to whip their cock out next to a man they've never meet (like that makes a difference?) in a room full of other blokes pretending to wash their hands.

Shy bladder syndrome?

Stage fright!

[nammynake]

That fitting winter tyres on 1st February either means they’re not needed in this country or that I’ve jinxed it and we’ll be seeing sub-zero temperatures until May.

[NGRhodes]

nammynake said:

That fitting winter tyres on 1st February either means they’re not needed in this country or that I’ve jinxed it and we’ll be seeing sub-zero temperatures until May.

If we get 9 months of mild and wet weather, its my fault for getting all-seasons a few weeks ago.

[Digby]

I realised that each time I watch the news at the moment, I am reminded of the 80s / 90s rave dress code and I keep expecting
the doctors and nurses to start dancing to The Prodigy - Out Of Space.

[Amused2death]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

Percentages are reversible. 8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8. The only difference being one of them needs to be really thought about to get the answer, whereas the other one you know in a nanosecond.

So the next time someone asks you for 39% of 50, just give them 50% of 39, 19.5.

(everyone probably knows this already, and I'm just an idiot for not realising)

I'm the wrong side of 50, and got a B in O level maths....I didn't know this and it's blown my mind

[OzzyR1]

Trying to entertain my sister's 2 year old the other day while she was busy, recalling nursery rhymes my gran and mum told me as a kid.

While doing the "Five Little Pigs" thing on his toes, it struck me that that the first piggy, the one who "went to market", probably wasn't doing his shopping as I'd always imagined as a kid.

He didn't go "to the market", he went "to market".

[Wacky Racer]

That Hathershaw Tech school in Oldham was based on a Lancaster bomber

[Monkeylegend]

anonymous said:

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Better that than a chicken dinner.