Coronavirus - Preparing for self-isolation

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Palooka said:

Will probably only work for a short period!

Is he still using the same one? Or has he changed it since the pic was first posted, several days ago

[DickyC]

I'm stockpiling. I went out this morning and bought a second Mercedes SLK.

[anonymous-user]

DickyC said:

I'm stockpiling. I went out this morning and bought a second Mercedes SLK.

In case your first car gets infected with the flu, sorry, "coronavirus" and goes into a state of hysteria and loads up with as much fuel as possible?!

[Alucidnation]

Must admit it’s all getting fking ridiculous now.

[anxious_ant]

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[Pericoloso]

anxious_ant said:

We need to poo at least once a day.

Nope ,rarely daily for me.

A 16 pack bought last year will last me to 2021....possibly.

[DickyC]

We should be looking ahead. We should start stockpiling Christmas Crackers.

[anonymous-user]

My sis said today there was a bloke outside home bargains giving out two packs of loo rolls, only, to the customers.

[DickyC]

The stockpilers, are they sitting at home worrying about the impending virus or are they gloating over their toilet rolls?

[anonymous-user]

Bill said:

You have met the general public? You can't rely on them to wash their hands properly, nevermind this.

A sad state of affairs when the news is reminding you to wash your hands. Oh, and a step-by-step guide.

[mickk]

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[AlexRS2782]

XIII said:

Bill said:

You have met the general public? You can't rely on them to wash their hands properly, nevermind this.

A sad state of affairs when the news is reminding you to wash your hands. Oh, and a step-by-step guide.

Even better when the news shows footage of Boris at a medical facility washing his hands. Well i say washing, it was more like he was trying to but doing it rather badly / poorly. Which is great when he's the guy in front of the nation talling everyone they need to keep themselves clean

I get the impression Boris is the type of guy that staggers into the pub toilets drunk, splashes some piss down his leg, brushes it off with his hands before lumbering back to the bar for another round without actually washing his hands. Although he probably gets the perfume guy to give him a quick spritz before he heads back to freshen up

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[TPSA7514]

probably gets the perfume guy to give him a quick spritz before he heads back to freshen up.

Long winded way of saying Glory Hole