Coronavirus Humour
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I'm currently at home isolating with my wife as I tested positive on Wednesday am. I've had ups and downs but I was pretty rotten first thing this morning and late last night I had a temp of 39.6degs, which did worry me a bit i must be honest.
Anyway, the wife called 111 the morning as I had a constant raspy cough etc. I decided to get up, have a shower and generally mope about a bit and I started to feel a lot better - I realise being horizontal in bed isn't usually the best idea for lung issues.
Anyway, a quack called back and we chatted for a bit.
Doc: How is your wife? is she was showing any symptoms.
Me: She gets pretty annoying sometimes, but she has no symptoms
Doc starts laughing uncontrollably. I start laughing, have coughing fit, then she apologises for making me laugh.
Doc: maybe you need to ring your little bell to signal you need a drink....
I start off again....
Best part is my wife hears me coughing uncontrollably and runs in with a drink of water for me
Yeah I know - brool cory sto
Anyway, the wife called 111 the morning as I had a constant raspy cough etc. I decided to get up, have a shower and generally mope about a bit and I started to feel a lot better - I realise being horizontal in bed isn't usually the best idea for lung issues.
Anyway, a quack called back and we chatted for a bit.
Doc: How is your wife? is she was showing any symptoms.
Me: She gets pretty annoying sometimes, but she has no symptoms
Doc starts laughing uncontrollably. I start laughing, have coughing fit, then she apologises for making me laugh.
Doc: maybe you need to ring your little bell to signal you need a drink....
I start off again....
Best part is my wife hears me coughing uncontrollably and runs in with a drink of water for me
Yeah I know - brool cory sto
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