Coronavirus Humour

[Saleen836]

[Stratovarious]

I haven't had the roof down on my car all summer.

I'm hoping for hood immunity.

[slopes]

[skeggysteve]

[ajprice]

[Saleen836]

[Saleen836]

[anonymous-user]

[noell35]

[Speed 3]

noell35 said:

Sorry, you're going to have to explain that one

[Killer2005]

Speed 3 said:

noell35 said:

Sorry, you're going to have to explain that one

The defiance last 18 minutes.

[talksthetorque]

Speed 3 said:

noell35 said:

Sorry, you're going to have to explain that one

Unlike PH most social media has the latest story at the top.
so 1hr ago (bottom thing) the interview with the lawbreaker goes out, a few minutes later (top thing) they are arrested for law breaking.

[kowalski655]

An hour ago, the local news reports on a gym owner who is planning to defy the lockdown. 20 minutes later they report that gym is closed & owner is in the nick for defying the lockdown.
More karma than amusing perhaps

[ajprice]

Speed 3 said:

noell35 said:

Sorry, you're going to have to explain that one

Gym stays open despite lockdown and a gym not being an essential business, advertises fact on Harlow Twitter page. 18 minutes later, gym is shut down by police and owner is arrested.

[droopsnoot]

talksthetorque said:

Unlike PH most social media has the latest story at the top.

Oh, if only that were the case with FB.

[talksthetorque]

droopsnoot said:

talksthetorque said:

Unlike PH most social media has the latest story at the top.

Oh, if only that were the case with FB.

yeah but they're selling people that position.
Like the Guardian when I clicked accept personalised ads, and they tried to tell me why a vaginal cup was better than a tampon.

[Starfighter]

Well...? Come on, share....

[Error_404_Username_not_found]

Never heard of a vaginal cup and don't want to speculate about it.
Think I'll stick with the Thomas the Tank Engine mug.

[glenrobbo]

noell35 said:

She's not a very good ambassador for her gym, is she?
If that's "Ripped", my cock's a kipper.



Just sayin'.

Edited by glenrobbo on Saturday 7th November 01:30

[166 MM Barchetta]

Error_404_Username_not_found said:

Never heard of a vaginal cup and don't want to speculate about it.
Think I'll stick with the Thomas the Tank Engine mug.

I hadn’t either, my guess would have been it’s the southern version of the phrase “feeding the pony”....