Coronavirus Humour

[glenrobbo]

Error_404_Username_not_found said:

Never heard of a vaginal cup and don't want to speculate about it.
Think I'll stick with the Thomas the Tank Engine mug.

You can't desecrate a Thomas the Tank Engine mug in that way!


You disgust me!

And get yourself a proper penis beaker.

[glenrobbo]

In other Coronavirus news, Aldi have issued their Christmas brochure just prior to Boris' Lockdown announcement:



The irony...

[davhill]

talksthetorque said:

yeah but they're selling people that position.
Like the Guardian when I clicked accept personalised ads, and they tried to tell me why a vaginal cup was better than a tampon.

Perhaps it gives exceptional cervix.

[Error_404_Username_not_found]

glenrobbo said:

Error_404_Username_not_found said:

Never heard of a vaginal cup and don't want to speculate about it.
Think I'll stick with the Thomas the Tank Engine mug.

You can't desecrate a Thomas the Tank Engine mug in that way!


You disgust me!

And get yourself a proper penis beaker.

Literally LOL!

[Ultra Sound Guy]

[glenrobbo]

Ultra Sound Guy said:

Uh-oh! Should I be worried?

[S6PNJ]

[bazza white]

[Steamer]

[Saleen836]

[Dal3D]

Too soon?

[Sixpackpert]

Dal3D said:

Too soon?

Not at all.

[p4pedro]

I was watching telly with the wife earlier when I realised I had lost my ability to taste.
"think I might have Covid 19 love, I can't taste my beer"
"I'm afraid that's my fault." She said.
"What!?..you've got it too?"
"No, stupid ar5e" she replied..."I poured you a can of Fosters by mistake."

[Speed 3]

[Steamer]

however - back in the real world, any enquiry made to any .gov / hmrc / department of W & P etc...

...usual 1/2 hr hold time..

"I'm sorry, we don't seem to have you on our system / I can't access your details at the moment.. I'll have to 'arx' my manager.. is there anything I can do for yourself today please?"... Thank you very much please fill out the survey at the end of this call..please.. thankyou.. for yourself today.. mate.. iniit. and 'ting..

[Bodo]

Govt campaign to stay home [01:38]

[fido]

I was trying to work i where i’d seen Susan from yesterday’s CV19 update ..

[url|https://thumbsnap.com/6GWv1VD8[/url]

v - thanks, i need a new iphone badly

Edited by fido on Tuesday 17th November 12:40

[LordGrover]

fido said:

I was trying to work i where i’d seen Susan from yesterday’s CV19 update ..

[ajprice]

Dear Coronovirus. Get well soon.

[glenrobbo]

Two lions walking down the High Street.

One of them says "Quiet, isn't it?"


The other one says "Yeah. It's as if there was a lockdown or something."


A bit further along the High Street one of them stops. The other lion stops and looks at him quizzically.

"What is it?"
"I keep thinking it's Tuesday."

"Nah, it's much too quiet for a Tuesday."