Coronavirus Humour
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Texted to me from a bloke at work:
We are a week into self-isolation and it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.
It breaks my heart to see her like this. I have thought very hard about how I can cheer her up. I have even considered letting her in - but rules are rules.
We are a week into self-isolation and it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.
It breaks my heart to see her like this. I have thought very hard about how I can cheer her up. I have even considered letting her in - but rules are rules.
Hoofy said:
Cold said:
In a similar fashion to the NHS appreciation the other night, tomorrow there will be a request for everyone to stand on their doorstep and give a clap for all the delivery drivers out there doing their bit.
The applause will take place any time between 6AM and 9PM.
The applause will take place any time between 6AM and 9PM.
nonsequitur said:
Bond for a new age:
Gelfinger.
Nofootball.
The Spy Who Couldn't Come Near Me.
Doctor Yes.
The Man With The Toilet Roll.
The Guy Who Gloved MeGelfinger.
Nofootball.
The Spy Who Couldn't Come Near Me.
Doctor Yes.
The Man With The Toilet Roll.
From China With Love
Dr?...Noooooooooooooo....
Touch Your Eyes Only.
Yes, I am sat here with the box collection thinking these up, nowt else to do....
166 MM Barchetta said:
nonsequitur said:
Bond for a new age:
Gelfinger.
Nofootball.
The Spy Who Couldn't Come Near Me.
Doctor Yes.
The Man With The Toilet Roll.
The Guy Who Gloved MeGelfinger.
Nofootball.
The Spy Who Couldn't Come Near Me.
Doctor Yes.
The Man With The Toilet Roll.
From China With Love
Dr?...Noooooooooooooo....
Touch Your Eyes Only.
Yes, I am sat here with the box collection thinking these up, nowt else to do....
:
nonsequitur said:
166 MM Barchetta said:
nonsequitur said:
Bond for a new age:
Gelfinger.
Nofootball.
The Spy Who Couldn't Come Near Me.
Doctor Yes.
The Man With The Toilet Roll.
The Guy Who Gloved MeGelfinger.
Nofootball.
The Spy Who Couldn't Come Near Me.
Doctor Yes.
The Man With The Toilet Roll.
From China With Love
Dr?...Noooooooooooooo....
Touch Your Eyes Only.
Yes, I am sat here with the box collection thinking these up, nowt else to do....
Olduns Die
Diamonds Are Worthless
Tomorrow Never Happens
Live And Let Die.......
Sorry, went off piste..
On the plus side, I think I might just watch a Bond a day from the first one.
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