Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 34)
Discussion
Bobberoo99 said:
I see we've moved to the new computer based application form, just one little, teensy, weensy problem I can see with it, will the quill still work on a computer screen????
Battert is working tirelessly on an electronic quill for instant hand/screen authorisation.Did the lights go dim where you are at about 10.35 last evening? That was him. I'm sure he'll report on progress when I fetch him from the Cottage Hospital.
Excellent stuff!!!
I see we're adding more and more waivers to the application form!!! It's a sad sign of the times that we have to have so many!!!!
Gone are the days when you could staple an applicant to the restraining chair by his ball sack, shave him bare, cover him in treacle and then allow Lionel the Lynx to lick it all off!!!!
I see we're adding more and more waivers to the application form!!! It's a sad sign of the times that we have to have so many!!!!
Gone are the days when you could staple an applicant to the restraining chair by his ball sack, shave him bare, cover him in treacle and then allow Lionel the Lynx to lick it all off!!!!
Bobberoo99 said:
Excellent stuff!!!
I see we're adding more and more waivers to the application form!!! It's a sad sign of the times that we have to have so many!!!!
Gone are the days when you could staple an applicant to the restraining chair by his ball sack, shave him bare, cover him in treacle and then allow Lionel the Lynx to lick it all off!!!!
And also, if you feel up to it, tell me about any vivid dreams you've been having. I see we're adding more and more waivers to the application form!!! It's a sad sign of the times that we have to have so many!!!!
Gone are the days when you could staple an applicant to the restraining chair by his ball sack, shave him bare, cover him in treacle and then allow Lionel the Lynx to lick it all off!!!!
I appear to have missed this public display of triviality.
Is this the end of trivia? Has lockdown killed the trivia star?
Will we all have to stop pissing about and start doing meaningful things?
Will shares in Red Stag plummet?
Will people be sober on Thursdays?
Will the infamous fests stop?
There’s too much change going on. I’m going for a lie down in the dark. And if Bruce Springsteen ruins my peace by dancing, I’ll clatter him!
Is this the end of trivia? Has lockdown killed the trivia star?
Will we all have to stop pissing about and start doing meaningful things?
Will shares in Red Stag plummet?
Will people be sober on Thursdays?
Will the infamous fests stop?
There’s too much change going on. I’m going for a lie down in the dark. And if Bruce Springsteen ruins my peace by dancing, I’ll clatter him!
Chunkymonkey_71 said:
And if Bruce Springsteen ruins my peace by dancing, I’ll clatter him!
TV Sub-Titles Accidentally Offer Covid CureInstead of Social Distancing the sub-titles on my telly decided what is needed is Social Dance and Sing.
I'm all for it. The singing anyway. I couldn't dance to save my life.
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PS - Hello Nephew Chunks
Chunky - I'm going to have some 10th Anniversary Mugs made similar in concept to tea or coffee mugs but bearing a witty motto as yet undecided. Could you alert the pioneer Trivialites in any of the Trivial Splinter Groups of this occurrence in case they would like one?
Suggestions for Trivial Mug Mottoes gratefully received.
Suggestions for Trivial Mug Mottoes gratefully received.
DickyC said:
Chunky - I'm going to have some 10th Anniversary Mugs made similar in concept to tea or coffee mugs but bearing a witty motto as yet undecided. Could you alert the pioneer Trivialites in any of the Trivial Splinter Groups of this occurrence in case they would like one?
Suggestions for Trivial Mug Mottoes gratefully received.
‘Trivial Towers: Remember that time when Dicky’s bin started a revolution?’Suggestions for Trivial Mug Mottoes gratefully received.
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