Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 34)

[Stuart70]

DickyC said:

Stuart70 said:

Pericoloso said:

And out.....

Shake it

Perhaps, but if you could encourage him to not shake it all over we would be grateful.

I seem to recall it was all about, in terms of shaking, rather than all over.

In any event, careful usage is to be encouraged when you do the...

[White Stiletto]

Morning all.
Sunny and warm here in estuaryland. Might cut the grass today.
Well done Dicky, Ten years of trivia, much of which I watched from afar with many a laugh. Excellent.

[DickyC]

White Stiletto said:

Morning all.
Sunny and warm here in estuaryland. Might cut the grass today.
Well done Dicky, Ten years of trivia, much of which I watched from afar with many a laugh. Excellent.

Too kind, too kind. I couldn't have done it without the stoical members of the Royal Corps of Trivia.

[DickyC]

DickyC said:

Too kind, too kind. I couldn't have done it without the stoical members of the Royal Corps of Trivia.

Email from the Head of Unarmed Forces:

Sir - It was discourteous of you to refer to that fine body of servicemen and women as the Royal Corps of Trivia. In future I would be obliged if you would see to it that their full and proper title is used, to wit, the Royal Corps of Inconsequence.

I remain
General Mortimer Banter

[Bobberoo99]

Morning chaps
Isn't it all pristine and shiny here in Vol34!!!!
No wine or beer stains, no fag or cigar burns, no melted wax from the candles, no bodily fluids, no trolley damage, it's going to take ages for us to get it looking like the old volume!!!

[Dibble]

‘Nin.

[Bobberoo99]

DickyC said:

DickyC said:

Too kind, too kind. I couldn't have done it without the stoical members of the Royal Corps of Trivia.

Email from the Head of Unarmed Forces:

Sir - It was discourteous of you to refer to that fine body of servicemen and women as the Royal Corps of Trivia. In future I would be obliged if you would see to it that their full and proper title is used, to wit, the Royal Corps of Inconsequence.

I remain
General Mortimer Banter

Royal Corps of Incontinence?!?!?!
I know in terms of years of service I'm a bit wet behind the ears, but I assure you that's the only place I'm wet!!!!!

[Bobberoo99]

In a rare show of leg I'm wearing shorts today, it's already hot and sunny here Dahn Sarf and we have a BBQ planned for later!!!

[glenrobbo]

Stuart70 said:

DickyC said:

Stuart70 said:

Pericoloso said:

And out.....

Shake it

Perhaps, but if you could encourage him to not shake it all over we would be grateful.

I seem to recall it was all about, in terms of shaking, rather than all over.

In any event, careful usage is to be encouraged when you do the...

ISTR that it was shakin' all over when you move right in close to me.

[captainzep]

Many congrats on reaching vol 34 TTers.

Kind regards from a former Trivial Towers stalwart. DickyC is a national treasure.

To update the trivia, today I have hurt my back and watched helpfully as my Missus squirted death powder at a wasp nest in my shed. Evil arse-weaponed-git-flies.

Edited by captainzep on Saturday 9th May 10:41

[Mariosbt]

DickyC said:

Magooagain said:

I left my hats on the washing line last night.
They are now wetter.

Hats? How many heads do you have?

They do say ‘two heads are better then one’

I’m fairly new to all this stuff.. what’s this ‘Topic Closed’ all about? Short answer will do.

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo99 said:

Royal Corps of Incontinence?!?!?!
I know in terms of years of service I'm a bit wet behind the ears, but I assure you that's the only place I'm wet!!!!!

Bobbers,
If you're wet behind the ears, it may be worthwhile shortening the servicing intervals of your incontinence suit and slackening the ankle straps more often when you are stood in the sluice room.

[anonymous-user]

White Stiletto said:

Morning all.
Sunny and warm here in estuaryland. Might cut the grass today.
Well done Dicky, Ten years of trivia, much of which I watched from afar with many a laugh. Excellent.

Have you had to join us on the basis of a telescope malfunction?

[glenrobbo]

Mariosbt said:

They do say ‘two heads are better then one’

I’m fairly new to all this stuff.. what’s this ‘Topic Closed’ all about? Short answer will do.

We managed to fill Vol 33 to the gunwhales with Trivia until it was at great risk of sinking, so we've jumped ship into this new empty vessel.

We now expect a general increase in volume.

[slopes]

Bobberoo99 said:

DickyC said:

DickyC said:

Too kind, too kind. I couldn't have done it without the stoical members of the Royal Corps of Trivia.

Email from the Head of Unarmed Forces:

Sir - It was discourteous of you to refer to that fine body of servicemen and women as the Royal Corps of Trivia. In future I would be obliged if you would see to it that their full and proper title is used, to wit, the Royal Corps of Inconsequence.

I remain
General Mortimer Banter

Royal Corps of Incontinence?!?!?!
I know in terms of years of service I'm a bit wet behind the ears, but I assure you that's the only place I'm wet!!!!!

Royla Corps of Incompetence more like
IOTN, after last night's should i/shouldn't i debate, i have come to realise that the t'interweb annoys me greatly and so i will be stepping away from it and the various forms of things that royally fk me off on it.
Do have fun with all things Trivia related, Dicky you sir are the cause of me knowing so many wonderfully trivial things and i thank you for that.
To everyone else, you're all fine fellows and i might well be back at some point.

[Chim]

Just popping in to say hello and goodbye, amazing that this is still going after all these years. PH has changed beyond all recognition but this stays the same. Farewell Dickyc and may the tides take you onwards to a fair sunset. Also my last post on PH and this I think is the best place to put it. Had a lot of fun on here in the early years and made some good friends. See you on the other side

[glenrobbo]

Ah, here comes the elevenses trolley.
Time for Bomma's meds...

[NorthDevon66]

Having observed a variety of shenanigans on previous occasions can I commend you all on a very smooth transfer to this new volume.

Please try to use this as a template in the future.

There will be temptations no doubt but please note that there is in fact no need for any of the following:

periscope
telescope
rope pulleys
tunnelling/plumbing gear, eg plunger, drain rods
sundry diving equipment, eg wet suit, snorkel, oxygen
vats of grease
semaphore equipment
safety equipment of any type
catapult
any device making use of Hooke's law, eg pogo stick, spring board, industrial elastic
any use of advanced physics, eg quantum tunnelling
etc etc..

[anonymous-user]

I’ve just been shown Mrs P’s new Instagram thing. Her profile picture happens to be her in her finery speaking into a microphone at some do or other.

It looks exactly like she’s about to give a black man a blowjob.

I haven’t stopped sniggering yet. I’ll tell her later.

[White Stiletto]

V6 Pushfit said:

Have you had to join us on the basis of a telescope malfunction?

I solved the problem by moving my chair closer to the laptop.