Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 34)

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V6 Pushfit said:

Thanks but I was only wearing suede deck shoes at the time.

You can do anything you want to do but don't you step on my suede deck shoes.

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glenrobbo said:

You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant. When it reopens.

...the meanest, ugliest, nastiest, father-raper of them all was comin' over to me, and he was mean and ugly and nasty and he sat down next to me. He said, "Kid, what'd you get?" I said, "I didn't get nothin'. I had to pay fifty dollars and pick up the garbage." He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?" and I said, "litterin'" and they all moved away...

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Bobberoo99 said:

I'd really like to comment on this, however I have no fking idea what so ever as to what you just said!!!!

glenrobbo referred to Alice's Restaurant which is an album by Arlo Guthrie - son of Woody Guthrie - who talked, played and sang a whole side of the album about the insanity of the Vietnam war. In brief, Guthrie was ineligible to fight and die for his country in Vietnam because he had a conviction for littering.

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slopes said:

Scrump said:

I have recently ordered a 'Los Pollos Hermanos' T shirt.

Gus will be proud, he was going to open a branch in Trivton Under Lyme but the planning comitee weren't too keen on having competition to Trivton Chicken Shack.

You should speak to this fella, Walter Robbo.

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glenrobbo said:

I'm beginning to regret never seeing Breaking Wind Down Up Out In and Entering Whatever.

Series 84 - The Prequel to the Previous Prequel

(they are all now in their teens)

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Goodnight Mr Walters!

Grrumph.

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fatboy18 said:

Bloody hard trying to type with one eye

Your trivial perception will have suffered.

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Bobberoo99 said:

IOTN I miss typed grumpy for the emoji, it tried to autocorrect it to Gryffindor!!!! I've never typed Gryffindor in my phone!!!

Is Gryffindor as scary as Erryndors?

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glenrobbo said:

Never mind, Pushfit: here, have a dog egg instead.

Be nice to him, if he's using Soap Opera Time it is Easter.

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Bloke bending some strings in the lockdown. Good, but Hendrix made it look easier.

https://youtu.be/hJumY4a4Ajg

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Dibble said:

Magooagain said:

ION I've been asked to build a well!

I was once tasked to investigate three holes in the ground. Well, well, well...

A hole - rumoured to be the first of three such holes - has appeared in rural France. Police are looking into it.

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Rav Panz? Isn't he Our Man in Tobleronistan? You know him. Talks with a limp. Smokes a Trilby. Curly black teeth. You must know him. Railway enthusiast.

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james_TW said:

Don't know who you are Rav Panz, but if you're going to access my Next account and reset the delivery address, you need to do a better job... That's not a challenge by the way

When my Vodafone account was hacked the thing that eventually tripped up the hacker was trying to change the delivery address. The operator at the Vodafone call centre gave the hacker three chances to get in to order a pair of phones but didn't allow him to then change the address. This was all happening in real time with him saying he wanted them and me saying I hadn't ordered them. The hacker abandoned Vodafone and went directly to the couriers to change the address but by that time I had managed to convince Vodafone to cancel the order. So in a calmer frame of mind the following day speaking to Vodafone's Fraud Dept I asked about the change of address angle. The chap said it's not their address, it's usually an address at a block of flats or of someone vulnerable and the tea leaves intercept the goods as they are being delivered.

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james_TW said:

I know it's pretty minor in the grand scheme of things, but it's stty anyway...

You're taking it well. I was doing indoor aerobatics.

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A Trivia A Day
Keeps The World Away

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You seen my splint?
It's a bandaage.
It's a splint.
It's a bandage.
I'll bite ya.
Okay, it's a splint.
How hard was that? Are there any biscuits?

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Drain the sanitiser fluid from the atomiser, fill atomiser with Gunk, spray Gunk all round the house to kill the onion paint smell.

Must I think of everything?

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Right, the tin in the pantry being empty we must have a little expedition to Trivton to the Friendly Society to fetch some money. Legal are saying that as we are all here together we could be classed as a household. Four volunteers, please. Don't forget to wear your masks.





Jolly good. That's the ticket.

Take the Granada.

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Doubly so in your case.