Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 34)
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Morning all 
Anyhow, it's a lovely day here, bit breezy but there we go. We're going to pop over to see Grandbomma, have some breakfast and get a bit of shopping. Not necessarily in that order, we'll see how it goes.
glenrobbo said:
And we've got a new initiate spreadeagled and shackled face down on the handcart, but no sign of Bobbers.
I have found the Ceremonial Sink Plunger and I'm waiting here in my orange balaclava, Silken Robes of Office and tap dancing wellies, but there's no sign of The Initiator General.
You'll get locked up one day, bloody pair of you. Still haven't seen hide nor hair of the new fella who popped by asking for directions a couple of weeks back. Never mind.I have found the Ceremonial Sink Plunger and I'm waiting here in my orange balaclava, Silken Robes of Office and tap dancing wellies, but there's no sign of The Initiator General.
Anyhow, it's a lovely day here, bit breezy but there we go. We're going to pop over to see Grandbomma, have some breakfast and get a bit of shopping. Not necessarily in that order, we'll see how it goes.
glenrobbo said:
I think Dicky is looking for his 34th Edition of the TT Codebook.
I think I saw it last week, hanging from the nail in the airfield cludgie, suspended on a short ength of hairy binder twine.
I think Bomma may have hung it there when Battert had forgotten to order more rolls of Izal.
All sorted now old boy, thanks.I think I saw it last week, hanging from the nail in the airfield cludgie, suspended on a short ength of hairy binder twine.
I think Bomma may have hung it there when Battert had forgotten to order more rolls of Izal.
(It's under the aspidistra pot on the Control Tower steps. I think you put it there after we polished off the remainder of the Icelandic brandy during the week)
Time to get my arse into gear and down the local stream. Those clothes ain’t gonna wash themselves.
Glenners, I had a look and they have got it, it’s only on 8 track I’m afraid.
This presents me with a problem! I removed the 8 track and replaced it with a PYE radio cassette! This is a vain and desperate attempt to make my Marina Coupe Cool.
It’s getting there guys, jacked up the back axle and painted it in Starskey and Hutch colours.
Glenners, I had a look and they have got it, it’s only on 8 track I’m afraid.
This presents me with a problem! I removed the 8 track and replaced it with a PYE radio cassette! This is a vain and desperate attempt to make my Marina Coupe Cool.
It’s getting there guys, jacked up the back axle and painted it in Starskey and Hutch colours.
BigBen said:
glenrobbo said:
Don't worry, BigBen, Bobbers will gently guide you through the preparations for the initiation process.
Don't be put off by his nipple tassels, he's a lovely chap when you get to know him better.
Just relax and breathe deeply....
Does this smell like chloroform to you?....
This is just like joining the Rugby team, I am going to like it hereDon't be put off by his nipple tassels, he's a lovely chap when you get to know him better.
Just relax and breathe deeply....
Does this smell like chloroform to you?....
Now then, it's good to see you're
Please don't struggle too much it excites glenrobbo and he comes over all unnecessary, before we begin, oh what's that?
"Mmmmmpppfffph ggrrrnnnn ffmmmpppf!!!"
I'm sorry old chap I can't understand you with the ball gag on, and I'm not removing it as you'll likely scream and that'll excite glenrobbo more!!! If you're concerned about the industrial sized tub of Swarfega, the selection of whips, nipple clamps and the Tazer, well you probably should be!!!
Let's start the music and begin the initiation ceremony.........
......
Bomma R1 said:
All sorted now old boy, thanks.
(It's under the aspidistra pot on the Control Tower steps. I think you put it there after we polished off the remainder of the Icelandic brandy during the week)
Sssssshhhh! It's all so quiet. Ssssshhh. Ssssshhh.(It's under the aspidistra pot on the Control Tower steps. I think you put it there after we polished off the remainder of the Icelandic brandy during the week)
It's all so still...
Don't tell everyone, it's supposed to be our secret. They don't need to know about the Haffljavikjökullfjördhurvatnafjellir brandy.
StuntmanMike said:
Time to get my arse into gear and down the local stream. Those clothes ain’t gonna wash themselves.
Glenners, I had a look and they have got it, it’s only on 8 track I’m afraid.
This presents me with a problem! I removed the 8 track and replaced it with a PYE radio cassette! This is a vain and desperate attempt to make my Marina Coupe Cool.
It’s getting there guys, jacked up the back axle and painted it in Starskey and Hutch colours.
Glenners, I had a look and they have got it, it’s only on 8 track I’m afraid.
This presents me with a problem! I removed the 8 track and replaced it with a PYE radio cassette! This is a vain and desperate attempt to make my Marina Coupe Cool.
It’s getting there guys, jacked up the back axle and painted it in Starskey and Hutch colours.
I can only dream of such a magnificent motor vehicle!!! I think the fluffy dice around the mirror are the finishing touch!!!! glenrobbo said:
Bomma R1 said:
All sorted now old boy, thanks.
(It's under the aspidistra pot on the Control Tower steps. I think you put it there after we polished off the remainder of the Icelandic brandy during the week)
Sssssshhhh! It's all so quiet. Ssssshhh. Ssssshhh.(It's under the aspidistra pot on the Control Tower steps. I think you put it there after we polished off the remainder of the Icelandic brandy during the week)
It's all so still...
Don't tell everyone, it's supposed to be our secret. They don't need to know about the Haffljavikjökullfjördhurvatnafjellir brandy.
I defended you, but she showed me the Daisy Duke shorts Bomma has been wearing drunk.
Not cool guys.
StuntmanMike said:
This presents me with a problem! I removed the 8 track and replaced it with a PYE radio cassette! This is a vain and desperate attempt to make my Marina Coupe Cool.
It’s getting there guys, jacked up the back axle and painted it in Starskey and Hutch colours.
Good stuff SM, fair takes me back that does. I assume it has Wolfrace Slot Mags and a red light above the diff?It’s getting there guys, jacked up the back axle and painted it in Starskey and Hutch colours.
There's a sixteen foot fibreglass aerial somewhere in the hangar too if it's any good to you.
StuntmanMike said:
Time to get my arse into gear and down the local stream. Those clothes ain’t gonna wash themselves.
Glenners, I had a look and they have got it, it’s only on 8 track I’m afraid.
This presents me with a problem! I removed the 8 track and replaced it with a PYE radio cassette! This is a vain and desperate attempt to make my Marina Coupe Cool.
It’s getting there guys, jacked up the back axle and painted it in Starskey and Hutch colours.
Why would you want to paint the back axle in Husky and Starch colours? Glenners, I had a look and they have got it, it’s only on 8 track I’m afraid.
This presents me with a problem! I removed the 8 track and replaced it with a PYE radio cassette! This is a vain and desperate attempt to make my Marina Coupe Cool.
It’s getting there guys, jacked up the back axle and painted it in Starskey and Hutch colours.
You'd have to get a perm. I was thinking of painting the back axle of the C-Ma_ in General Lee colours, but then I found it doesn't really have a back axle.
Well, not a proper one with cart springs and all that.
Proper gutted, I was.
Mind you, it's lucky I didn't, otherwise I'd have been branded as a slave trader by now...
StuntmanMike said:
Char lady already knows glenners. She said she is (exact words) sick of cleaning up after those two old lushes in the tower!
I defended you, but she showed me the Daisy Duke shorts Bomma has been wearing drunk.
Not cool guys.
Yeah. I guess the white does rather show all the stains. I defended you, but she showed me the Daisy Duke shorts Bomma has been wearing drunk.
Not cool guys.
I did tell him, but he just laughed and pointed out the state of my mankini.
He can be quite insensitive when he's pissed.
StuntmanMike said:
Char lady already knows glenners. She said she is (exact words) sick of cleaning up after those two old lushes in the tower!
I defended you, but she showed me the Daisy Duke shorts Bomma has been wearing drunk.
Not cool guys.
Cheeky old mare. Number of times I've emptied her Henry hoover and cleaned the attachments for her I defended you, but she showed me the Daisy Duke shorts Bomma has been wearing drunk.
Not cool guys.
I explained at the time about the shorts, they're Futtette's and I had to get dressed in the dark.
It's not as though I'm in the habit of wearing her things.
glenrobbo said:
StuntmanMike said:
Time to get my arse into gear and down the local stream. Those clothes ain’t gonna wash themselves.
Glenners, I had a look and they have got it, it’s only on 8 track I’m afraid.
This presents me with a problem! I removed the 8 track and replaced it with a PYE radio cassette! This is a vain and desperate attempt to make my Marina Coupe Cool.
It’s getting there guys, jacked up the back axle and painted it in Starskey and Hutch colours.
Why would you want to paint the back axle in Husky and Starch colours? Glenners, I had a look and they have got it, it’s only on 8 track I’m afraid.
This presents me with a problem! I removed the 8 track and replaced it with a PYE radio cassette! This is a vain and desperate attempt to make my Marina Coupe Cool.
It’s getting there guys, jacked up the back axle and painted it in Starskey and Hutch colours.
You'd have to get a perm. I was thinking of painting the back axle of the C-Ma_ in General Lee colours, but then I found it doesn't really have a back axle.
Well, not a proper one with cart springs and all that.
Proper gutted, I was.
Mind you, it's lucky I didn't, otherwise I'd have been branded as a slave trader by now...
Did at the lights outside Triv & Q diy.
And it’s an Equipe! Didn’t help it though, it was defeated by my 18 TC engine and my 4 on the floor with me making V8 noises.
Edited by StuntmanMike on Sunday 5th July 10:38
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We need a definition of ‘Trivial Towers’.
Suggestions on the back of a postcard to
"Scrump, Department One, Keynsham, spelt K-E-Y-N-S-H-A-M, Keynsham, Bristol"
Err... Bobbers.... ahem! :cough:
Are you sure you have connected that ventilator to the right end?
Oh. I see.
Yes, it was a daft thing to say. Obviously you couldn't insert it where the ball gag is.
Fair enough.
Carry on.
I'll go and get the pickled eggs and fish fingers ready.
See ya later.
Are you sure you have connected that ventilator to the right end?
Oh. I see.
Yes, it was a daft thing to say. Obviously you couldn't insert it where the ball gag is.
Fair enough.
Carry on.
I'll go and get the pickled eggs and fish fingers ready.
See ya later.
have you indeed 
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