Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 34)

[Bobberoo99]

glenrobbo said:

Err... Bobbers.... ahem! :cough:

Are you sure you have connected that ventilator to the right end?

Oh. I see.

Yes, it was a daft thing to say. Obviously you couldn't insert it where the ball gag is.
Fair enough.


Carry on.

I'll go and get the pickled eggs and fish fingers ready.
See ya later.

Yes, yes old chap!!! It's difficult deciding whether to allow them to take a full breath or lots of small ones!!!
Anyway I'm finished with the victim new recruit, he's loosened up nicely and ready for the next phase!!!

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo99 said:

Yes, yes old chap!!! It's difficult deciding whether to allow them to take a full breath or lots of small ones!!!
Anyway I'm finished with the victim new recruit, he's loosened up nicely and ready for the next phase!!!

OK, I'll tell Battert to wheel him into the sluice room.

Can I take up the Visqueen sheeting now?

[StuntmanMike]

Thank you sir. May I have another!

[Bobberoo99]

StuntmanMike said:

Thank you sir. May I have another!

CAMERAS ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THE DUNGEON!!!!

glenrobbo said:

Bobberoo99 said:

Yes, yes old chap!!! It's difficult deciding whether to allow them to take a full breath or lots of small ones!!!
Anyway I'm finished with the victim new recruit, he's loosened up nicely and ready for the next phase!!!

OK, I'll tell Battert to wheel him into the sluice room.

Can I take up the Visqueen sheeting now?

Of course glenrobbo, would you mind hosing me down too??? I've never seen someone projectile evacuate like that before, VERY impressive!!!!

[glenrobbo]

This one does seem to be taking rather longer than usual. I like it when they show a bit of spirit.
He is quite spunky, isn't he?

You can see why he's called BigBen.

I'll go and prep the rescuss room recovery suite and get some fresh towels from the linen cupboard.
I'll put them on the hot water tank to warm.

I think this one's a keeper.

[anonymous-user]

Been forking about in the bed all morning, as the lacerations to my arms will testify.

[glenrobbo]

StuntmanMike said:

Is that a TVR 'S' Series alloy spacesaver spare tucked away there to the right of Pushfit's front room?

[glenrobbo]

And why is Pushfit wearing a bucket on his head?

Is that supposed to be his best Tommy Cooper impression?

Really?

Just like that?

[Bobberoo99]

glenrobbo said:

And why is Pushfit wearing a bucket on his head?

Is that supposed to be his best Tommy Cooper impression?

Really?

Just like that?

Not like that, but like that!!!

We went for a drive, New Forest, just out there then back through Lyndhurst across the M27 and back through Romsey, Chilworth, Bassett and West End, then home!!!

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo99 said:

Not like that, but like that!!!

We went for a drive, New Forest, just out there then back through Lyndhurst across the M27 and back through Romsey, Chilworth, Bassett and West End, then home!!!

With BigBen bound and gagged in your boot?


I wondered where he was!

Err... You did bri g him back didn't you? I hope so, I said he was a keeper!

[Bobberoo99]

glenrobbo said:

Bobberoo99 said:

Not like that, but like that!!!

We went for a drive, New Forest, just out there then back through Lyndhurst across the M27 and back through Romsey, Chilworth, Bassett and West End, then home!!!

With BigBen bound and gagged in your boot?


I wondered where he was!

Err... You did bri g him back didn't you? I hope so, I said he was a keeper!

Don't worry old chap i put him back in the torture chamber dungeon when we got back, it was a bit of a struggle he's a bit of a lump when he's subdued!!!!

[anonymous-user]

glenrobbo said:

And why is Pushfit wearing a bucket on his head?

Is that supposed to be his best Tommy Cooper impression?

Really?

Just like that?

At a wedding reception once we were playing croquet and there was a bucket nearby so I put it on my head. On removal my hair was matted with matter.

Turned out it was the bucket they used to put the dogs mess in. Yes I was vey-vey...

[anonymous-user]

Long grass cut short grass cut telephone fixed been given some galvanised sheets printer ink changed led light changed just got to get Juicy ready to drive for a service tomorrow.

1 week to do a service? Not arf

[Bobberoo99]

I've got all the stuff to service Mrs Bobbers Fucus, but i just can't be arsed at the moment, i could fit it in on a weekend but i can't be arsed, i could probably tell my neighbours that i need a day to do other stuff but i can't be arsed, i think there may be a theme here!!!!

[anonymous-user]

Bobberoo99 said:

I've got all the stuff to service Mrs Bobbers Fucus, but i just can't be arsed at the moment, i could fit it in on a weekend but i can't be arsed, i could probably tell my neighbours that i need a day to do other stuff but i can't be arsed, i think there may be a theme here!!!!

I just don’t understand ecu’s or anything electrical.

Give me carbs and a distributor any day of the week and I’ll give you a sewing machine.

[glenrobbo]

Juicy?

Well, I have completed my installation for the Family WhatsApp Challenge, taken pics and submitted them to the duty organiser/collator to post up with the other entries at 18:00hrs prior to the democratic vote at 19:00hrs.

Happy Trees.

I have now deconstructed it and put the potatoes on to boil for dinner.

Art is such a whimsical and transient thing, isn't it?

How is BigBen doing, is he coming round yet?
He must be peckish by now. Would he like some scratchings?

[Magooagain]

Bobberoo99 said:

Not like that, but like that!!!

We went for a drive, New Forest, just out there then back through Lyndhurst across the M27 and back through Romsey, Chilworth, Bassett and West End, then home!!!

Ah the New Forest! Such a happy place,so much so my first visit while doing a 24 hour survival jaunt I got a chunk taken out of my bum by a bloody great Alsation dog.

Many years later a huge row with my now X wife while on holiday in the forest!! I should have seen the writing on the tree.
Ah such a happy place.

Where's the Old Forest?

[Magooagain]

V6 Pushfit said:

Long grass cut short grass cut telephone fixed been given some galvanised sheets printer ink changed led light changed just got to get Juicy ready to drive for a service tomorrow.

1 week to do a service? Not arf

Madam M will take her Renaultsport Clio rs 200 in for a service in the morning,the garage said it will take about an hour!

Mind you I would rather have your 350.

[anonymous-user]

J11CY* = Juicy

I couldavad the original original plate but it saved transferring. There was a Juicy Lucy at uni who was GORGEOUS albeit she was a ‘flid’ so had very short arms but the rest was mind numbing. That’s a different story.

[anonymous-user]

And a Phil The Bat who uses to get depressed and go onto the highest roof he could climb.