Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 34)
Discussion
t! Here comes mongo!!!
StuntmanMike said:
DickyC said:
StuntmanMike said:
Sorry bobbers, didn’t see this.
There will be local driving instructors near you, I have no idea of the cost because I passed my HGV at 93.
Hope for all of us looking for a career change.There will be local driving instructors near you, I have no idea of the cost because I passed my HGV at 93.
It’s not a particularly good job and it’s one I would not do again if I had my time over.
Bobbers has a trade, I think he already does the better job.
Edited it. Nice to say. Edited it. But not easy.
StuntmanMike said:
I look pretty good for 93 though.
I would, but that's not necessarily a good thing!!!!Thanks for the info mate, it's more to do with having backup plans if I'm made redundant, the painting and decorating will take some time to get going, and yes you're correct that I have a trade but, and it's like my own, it's a big butt, engineering is on it's arse at the moment, there are far more engineers than there are jobs, so after talking things through with Mrs Bobbers we've decided it's better to have several fall back plans than limiting myself to just one!!!
Afternoon White Stiletto and Bomma!!!
Wasn't about to say morning!!!
Scrump said:
Bobbers has his own thread.
Seems I now have one as well:
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...
Very interesting. But on Website Feedback? Seems I now have one as well:
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...
( Click on image.)
BigBen said:
Erm hello, it's awfully dark in here. Can someone let me out. Or bring me some lunch. Or something.
Ah, good afternoon, BigBen, my good fellow!How are you feeling? Are your ribs okay? And would you like a rubber ring to sit on until the tenderness wears off? There you go...
Bobbers does tend to get carried away on occasion. Especially when he gets an initiate he really likes the look of.
I used to do the ceremony, but I'm getting too old these days, and I just don't have the stamina. I blame that Kylie, she never gives me a moment's peace.
Anyway, you must be absolutely famished!
Bobbers is out doing his Bobberoo fish finger sandwich deliveries at the moment, but would you like some pickled eggs and a packet of scratchings to tide you over until the tea trolley arrives?
Would you like to share this pitcher of Absinthe?
I'll get Battert to bring you a fresh goblet and teaspoon.
You're going to love it here. But don't approach the Brigadier too closely. He's over there by the window in his wingback chair, and he whiffs a bit.
He gets all over-excited when he thinks he can see the fuzzy-wuzzies coming over the hill and loses control of his bladder.
There is no hill. Apart from the one he's over.
It's best to just close the curtains if that happens. Then get the mop and bucket.
Shame really, he used to be such a stalwart of the mess, and could tell a good tale or two.
I say! Do you take snuff, young fellow, or are you a Meerschaum Man?
Do you have any experience flying Sunderlands or Lysanders?
Are you handy with ordnance? Do you have a special set of skills that you have acquired over a long career?
Edited by glenrobbo on Monday 6th July 14:22
StuntmanMike said:
BigBen said:
Erm hello, it's awfully dark in here. Can someone let me out. Or bring me some lunch. Or something.
Oh FFS! Who’s got the keys? Come on guys, it’s things like this is why we haven’t got any friends!
I've popped them into Chronopost so should be with you by St Stevens day.
It's okay chaps, I've already let him out with my original set of keys.
He's sat here with me in the Residents' Lounge.
He seems quite perky considering the extra lengths Bobbers went to this time.
Oh, we do all love a good Initiation!
Well, when it all goes well, anyway.
When will Dicky be bringing the New Starter Welcome Pack and Goodie Bag for BigBen?
He's sat here with me in the Residents' Lounge.
He seems quite perky considering the extra lengths Bobbers went to this time.
Oh, we do all love a good Initiation!
Well, when it all goes well, anyway.
When will Dicky be bringing the New Starter Welcome Pack and Goodie Bag for BigBen?
Bobberoo99 said:
I would, but that's not necessarily a good thing!!!!
Thanks for the info mate, it's more to do with having backup plans if I'm made redundant, the painting and decorating will take some time to get going, and yes you're correct that I have a trade but, and it's like my own, it's a big butt, engineering is on it's arse at the moment, there are far more engineers than there are jobs, so after talking things through with Mrs Bobbers we've decided it's better to have several fall back plans than limiting myself to just one!!!
Afternoon White Stiletto and Bomma!!!
Wasn't about to say morning!!!
Afternoon Bobbers. You can never have too many plans, cunning or otherwise. I hope all goes well for you.Thanks for the info mate, it's more to do with having backup plans if I'm made redundant, the painting and decorating will take some time to get going, and yes you're correct that I have a trade but, and it's like my own, it's a big butt, engineering is on it's arse at the moment, there are far more engineers than there are jobs, so after talking things through with Mrs Bobbers we've decided it's better to have several fall back plans than limiting myself to just one!!!
Afternoon White Stiletto and Bomma!!!
Wasn't about to say morning!!!
As a last resort you could put the Photoshop thread on your CV and apply to MI5/6 and offer your services as a master of disguise/undercover operative.
StuntmanMike said:
BigBen said:
Erm hello, it's awfully dark in here. Can someone let me out. Or bring me some lunch. Or something.
Oh FFS! Who’s got the keys? Come on guys, it’s things like this is why we haven’t got any friends!
Then when the power is restored hes normally leering over you dribbling.
Nurse Hampton-Gussett has never recovered, despite having 'seen it all' she clearly hadn't quite seen it all.
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