Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 34)
Discussion
Scrump said:
Looks like no role for me 
Stick me on furlough and I’ll take 80% of the usual recompense while I sit here in the Scrungeon.
You, Sir, are SCRUMP THE MERCILESS, EMPEROR OF THE UNIVERSE and Master of the ScrungeonStick me on furlough and I’ll take 80% of the usual recompense while I sit here in the Scrungeon.
It goes without saying that everyone knows, and respects this without my having to remind them.
All hail the Mighty Scrump!Prostrate your miserable selves and cower before his MAGNIFICENCE!!!
Would you like a pickled egg, Sire?
I've quit for the day, I ache like I've been beaten............
Oh, judging by Scrump's earlier post I may well have been!!!!!
I shall rush off and order one of my minions to stop making my highly desirable, hugely lucrative, massively overpriced, deluxe, gluten free Fish Finger Sandwiches and make his Mercilessness his Scrunchy Scrumpets!!!! bows reverently,backs away without making eye contact!!
I'm surprised you haven't realised that you're our man in France/building specialist/hunter gatherer Magoo!!! It goes without saying!!!
Oh, judging by Scrump's earlier post I may well have been!!!!!
I shall rush off and order one of my minions to stop making my highly desirable, hugely lucrative, massively overpriced, deluxe, gluten free Fish Finger Sandwiches and make his Mercilessness his Scrunchy Scrumpets!!!! bows reverently,backs away without making eye contact!!
I'm surprised you haven't realised that you're our man in France/building specialist/hunter gatherer Magoo!!! It goes without saying!!!
Has the scaffolding arrived yet, S&M?
And if so, how's the erection coming along? ( There are those amongst us who take an interest in such things.)
ION, a young fox has started coming into our back garden via the badger tunnel under the troll bridge. He/she is very inquisitive.
Mrs. Robbo is researching what they like to eat, and whether it will attack her pussy.
I told her that foxes are pretty much omnivorous but probably won't go as far as that.
Cute little thing, it is.
The fox, I mean.
And if so, how's the erection coming along? ( There are those amongst us who take an interest in such things.)
ION, a young fox has started coming into our back garden via the badger tunnel under the troll bridge. He/she is very inquisitive.
Mrs. Robbo is researching what they like to eat, and whether it will attack her pussy.
I told her that foxes are pretty much omnivorous but probably won't go as far as that.
Cute little thing, it is.
The fox, I mean.
glenrobbo said:
Has the scaffolding arrived yet, S&M?
And if so, how's the erection coming along? ( There are those amongst us who take an interest in such things.)
ION, a young fox has started coming into our back garden via the badger tunnel under the troll bridge. He/she is very inquisitive.
Mrs. Robbo is researching what they like to eat, and whether it will attack her pussy.
I told her that foxes are pretty much omnivorous but probably won't go as far as that.
Cute little thing, it is.
The fox, I mean.
Chicken, cat food, dog food and hedgehog food!!! And if so, how's the erection coming along? ( There are those amongst us who take an interest in such things.)
ION, a young fox has started coming into our back garden via the badger tunnel under the troll bridge. He/she is very inquisitive.
Mrs. Robbo is researching what they like to eat, and whether it will attack her pussy.
I told her that foxes are pretty much omnivorous but probably won't go as far as that.
Cute little thing, it is.
The fox, I mean.
I'll put out a nice big bowl of minced hedgehog for it.
But first, I must cook my dinner:
I have decided on Peri-Peri chicken breasts in honour of our erstwhile missing continental touring specialist and holder of the Nom copyright.
With spicy potato wedges and mixed salad.
I should have been marinating my breasts all afternoon, but I got carried away with all this pointless posting in the Lounge, and clean forgot. Never mind, I'll give them an extra rub now.
Please avert your gazes as I do so.
Dirty buggers!
But first, I must cook my dinner:
I have decided on Peri-Peri chicken breasts in honour of our erstwhile missing continental touring specialist and holder of the Nom copyright.
With spicy potato wedges and mixed salad.
I should have been marinating my breasts all afternoon, but I got carried away with all this pointless posting in the Lounge, and clean forgot. Never mind, I'll give them an extra rub now.
Please avert your gazes as I do so.
Dirty buggers!
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