Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 34)

Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 34)

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StuntmanMike

11,671 posts

152 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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Work have just phoned. They want me to work on another contract. I politely declined.
I think they will force me to.
I think I’m going to dust off my C.V.

Bobberoo99

38,691 posts

99 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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BMW A6 said:
Tingting Ding.

Is the name of a colleague in China.

Hallow'ed be thy name.
yikes You are aware that the Triv-o-meter is out of service at the moment aren't you!?!?! With posts like that you'd have it bouncing off the overtrival stops!!!! yes

What's up with being asked to go on to another contract StuntmanMike?

It's a dashed good job you have a mountainous pile of useless junk important artefacts like that in your shed glenrobbo!!!

Cleaning done, MIL's shopping done and delivered, home now for a spot of luncheon and then off to see my dad!!

glenrobbo

35,283 posts

151 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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BMW A6 said:
Tingting Ding.

Is the name of a colleague in China.

Hallow'ed be thy name.
Any relation to Yeouw Rang?

glenrobbo

35,283 posts

151 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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Bobberoo99 said:
What's up with being asked to go on to another contract StuntmanMike?

It's a dashed good job you have a mountainous pile of useless junk important artefacts like that in your shed glenrobbo!!!
A new contract is unlikely to be an improvement in terms and conditions and will probably be along the lines of zero hours, and loss of employee's rights and benefits, sickness and holiday pay etc.

And yes, Bobbers, I have a large array of many things that I have acquired over a long career that make me a nightmare for people like my wife, who sincerely hopes that I do not die before her and leave it all for her to sort out.

So it's a kind of life insurance really, and I don't have to worry unduly about banana skins on the stairs or poison in my food. smile

Do you know anybody who is looking for an upholsterer'scwebbing stretcher and tacking hammer pliers?
Or a Universal Loco Key??
Or a wheel trim embellisher ring for a 1964 Ford 105E Anglia?
Or a Burton alloy rocker cover for a Kent engine?
Or a two and a half inch Whitworth spanner?
Or a rear light lens from a Triumph TR 2?
Or a brand new boxed set of brake discs for a 205 GTi?
Or a turbine blade from a crashed Hawker Hunter?
Or a length of Spa Classic bunting pennants from the Ferrari enclosure?
Or a 1974 copy of "The Dirty Vicar's Book of Tits and Bums"? ( very racy)
I might even have a Morris Marina clutch master cylinder in there somewhere, but I certainly won't be parting with that.

fatboy18

18,951 posts

212 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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StuntmanMike said:
Something like that.

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glenrobbo

35,283 posts

151 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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fatboy18 said:
StuntmanMike said:
Something like that.

gotcha thumbup
Sorry I don't think I have one of those. frown

Scrump

22,056 posts

159 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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glenrobbo said:
Do you know anybody who is looking for an upholsterer'scwebbing stretcher and tacking hammer pliers?
Or a turbine blade from a crashed Hawker Hunter?
I read about old cars/bikes/planes etc being ‘rebuilt’ from a crashed example. Often there is very very little of the original left in the rebuilt version.
Your turbine blade is all that we need to start the Hawker Hunter rebuild yes

P5BNij

15,875 posts

107 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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glenrobbo said:
Bobberoo99 said:
What's up with being asked to go on to another contract StuntmanMike?

It's a dashed good job you have a mountainous pile of useless junk important artefacts like that in your shed glenrobbo!!!
A new contract is unlikely to be an improvement in terms and conditions and will probably be along the lines of zero hours, and loss of employee's rights and benefits, sickness and holiday pay etc.

And yes, Bobbers, I have a large array of many things that I have acquired over a long career that make me a nightmare for people like my wife, who sincerely hopes that I do not die before her and leave it all for her to sort out.

So it's a kind of life insurance really, and I don't have to worry unduly about banana skins on the stairs or poison in my food. smile

Do you know anybody who is looking for an upholsterer'scwebbing stretcher and tacking hammer pliers?
Or a Universal Loco Key??
Or a wheel trim embellisher ring for a 1964 Ford 105E Anglia?
Or a Burton alloy rocker cover for a Kent engine?
Or a two and a half inch Whitworth spanner?
Or a rear light lens from a Triumph TR 2?
Or a brand new boxed set of brake discs for a 205 GTi?
Or a turbine blade from a crashed Hawker Hunter?
Or a length of Spa Classic bunting pennants from the Ferrari enclosure?
Or a 1974 copy of "The Dirty Vicar's Book of Tits and Bums"? ( very racy)
I might even have a Morris Marina clutch master cylinder in there somewhere, but I certainly won't be parting with that.
At the last count when I tidied up the garage I had thirty six of those universal loco keys, including a British Railways Western Region one made of brass given to me by an old hand driver at Old Oak who started on the footplate in GWR, days during the war.

In other railway related trivia, I used to work with a driver who's surname was Rail!



Scrump

22,056 posts

159 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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The twingo turbo brakes are sorted. The cable fitted for the tow hitch was not running smoothly and causing the brake pedal to drag. A minor reroute and all is good again.
Even better is that during the test drive the traction control warning light went out, presumably it was related to the dragging brake pedal.

Father made me a bacon sandwich to say thanks. lick n*m

DickyC

Original Poster:

49,782 posts

199 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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Scrump said:
I read about old cars/bikes/planes etc being ‘rebuilt’ from a crashed example. Often there is very very little of the original left in the rebuilt version.
Your turbine blade is all that we need to start the Hawker Hunter rebuild yes
That was how to jump the waiting list for a Morgan years ago. You took them a box of bits and asked for a complete rebuild.

Allegedly.

Magooagain

9,999 posts

171 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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I've had my snooze and am feeling slightly better than the soaked,hunched and limping mess that entered my house 3 hours ago.
Oh how I love concreting foundations in the early morning rain.

I too have a wonderfull collection of important things like Glenrobbo,I told my son that it's all his when I'm gone.
Within a few years though,he along with his sister have disowned menow,so I've got started in removing as much as i can to save poor Madam M the aggro.

I am sure that the unpleasant taste in Boober gob this morning will be that screw top red wine he was guzzling last evening.


Bobberoo99

38,691 posts

99 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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yikes How VERY dare you Magoo!?!?!? I wasn't guzzling, I was sipping daintily from my pint glass of wine!!!! yes

I've made it back in one piece after visiting my dad, picking up our shopping and getting our veggies from the local farm shop, while I was there, there was a yummy mummy type with a couple of sprogs her lovely children, she was ver, ver easy on the eye!!!! lick

P5BNij

15,875 posts

107 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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StuntmanMike said:
DickyC said:


Yeah, I'm going to click that carefully considered bait.

It looks more like "When Graham Hill met Tony Blackburn."
Loved Graham Hill. What a driver!

Favourite drivers are Stewart and Clarke, hill is my third place I think.
We need more characters like Mr.Hill...














Aizle

12,429 posts

176 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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DickyC said:
That was how to jump the waiting list for a Morgan years ago. You took them a box of bits and asked for a complete rebuild.

Allegedly.
Scandalous

glenrobbo

35,283 posts

151 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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Aizle said:
DickyC said:
That was how to jump the waiting list for a Morgan years ago. You took them a box of bits and asked for a complete rebuild.

Allegedly.
Scandalous
NOW he tells me! rolleyes

grumpy

Scrump

22,056 posts

159 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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Would that work at Waitrose? Take in a box of leftovers and go straight to the front of the queue.

StuntmanMike

11,671 posts

152 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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Scrump said:
Would that work at Waitrose? Take in a box of leftovers and go straight to the front of the queue.
Yes but it would have Lidl packaging.

Bobberoo99

38,691 posts

99 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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Scrump said:
Would that work at Waitrose? Take in a box of leftovers and go straight to the front of the queue.
Give it a try and report back!!! smile

DickyC

Original Poster:

49,782 posts

199 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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P5BNij said:
We need more characters like Mr.Hill...

What a nice line up:

Jack Brabham, John Surtees, Graham Hill and Jim Clark.

StuntmanMike

11,671 posts

152 months

Friday 10th July 2020
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DickyC said:
P5BNij said:
We need more characters like Mr.Hill...

What a nice line up:

Jack Brabham, John Surtees, Graham Hill and Jim Clark.
That’s some talent right there.

Girls went bad either.

Someone seriously needs to put bobbers in that picture.
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