Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 34)
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Oh, hang on a minute, the radio's going off:Bomma R1 said:
Hellfire. Say again DannyBroad, you're weak. Over.
[... crackle... ] Hello BigBoy, yes I know I'm weak: I've been incarcerated here in Scrump's oubliette for almost four months on a diet of reheated rice, out of date fish fingers and beer and whisky.
I have lost one and a half stones of muscle and put on three stones of flab.
Get me out of here before I snap or go POP! Over. [... crackle... ]
glenrobbo said:
[... crackle... ] Hello BigBoy, yes I know I'm weak:
I've been incarcerated here in Scrump's oubliette for almost four months on a diet of reheated rice, out of date fish fingers and beer and whisky.
I have lost one and a half stones of muscle and put on three stones of flab.
Get me out of here before I snap or go POP! Over. [... crackle... ]
Roger DannyWeak, have that.I've been incarcerated here in Scrump's oubliette for almost four months on a diet of reheated rice, out of date fish fingers and beer and whisky.
I have lost one and a half stones of muscle and put on three stones of flab.
Get me out of here before I snap or go POP! Over. [... crackle... ]
Rice, fish fingers, beer, whisky, mussels and three stones of crab. Not sure about the omelette, we may just have to get some eggs and mushrooms. We're going to the big Asda in a bit, wait out. Over.
StuntmanMike said:
White Stiletto said:
Morning all.
Bright and sunny here, but gloom expected later (I might have a dental appointment - long story)
Were you talking when you should have been listening?Bright and sunny here, but gloom expected later (I might have a dental appointment - long story)
White Stiletto said:
StuntmanMike said:
White Stiletto said:
Morning all.
Bright and sunny here, but gloom expected later (I might have a dental appointment - long story)
Were you talking when you should have been listening?Bright and sunny here, but gloom expected later (I might have a dental appointment - long story)
Damn this bloody war. Damn it all to Bally hell, that’s what I say anyway.glenrobbo said:
White Stiletto said:
Appointment cancelled due to cock up on the extra half hour required for sanitising the surgery between each patient. Never mind the sodding hole in the tooth caused by lost filling - move over Steve Martin.
Is it safe?...White Stiletto said:
StuntmanMike said:
White Stiletto said:
Morning all.
Bright and sunny here, but gloom expected later (I might have a dental appointment - long story)
Were you talking when you should have been listening?Bright and sunny here, but gloom expected later (I might have a dental appointment - long story)
Distinctly grey and grimsal hereabouts this morning but yesterday we took advantage of the sunshine and went for a razz around the Cotswolds, by 'eck it felt good to see some proper countryside. Heading down the Fosse the view across the escarpment as we dropped down the long hill into Halford Bridge was rather lovely.
ION, Mrs.P5B is currently in the bathroom with a CV19 testing kit....!
ION, Mrs.P5B is currently in the bathroom with a CV19 testing kit....!
glenrobbo said:
White Stiletto said:
Appointment cancelled due to cock up on the extra half hour required for sanitising the surgery between each patient. Never mind the sodding hole in the tooth caused by lost filling - move over Steve Martin.
Is it safe?...
glenrobbo said:
DickyC said:
Anyone ever looked up why you don't reheat old rice? It's like a Quatermass Experiment. Don't do it.
Well, I'm still ali....... Gaaaaaaaacccch!
Clunk!
24 hours after eating I can report no ill effects.
BigBen said:
glenrobbo said:
DickyC said:
Anyone ever looked up why you don't reheat old rice? It's like a Quatermass Experiment. Don't do it.
Well, I'm still ali....... Gaaaaaaaacccch!
Clunk!
24 hours after eating I can report no ill effects.
That is what they call them? Isn’t it?
8 hours! Yes that's right 8 hours I've worked today non stop like a ferret on a promise.
But I'm home now and I've bathed.
I may snooze for a while then after,beer will be drunk then some of my hooch and then a nice glass of vino rouge from a bottle that had a cork in it.
Rob! Husband of mad Carol lost his s
t at the ford dealership this morning about his brand new camper and how it can't be fixed till mid August. (Injector on a brand new transit)
Madam M was phoned by mad Carol to talk to the garage manager who said if Rob continues in his present vein they may call the flic,s!
Fortunately Madam M sorted it out on the phone between various Ford garages and the Camper van sales place.
Can we have a VPU this weekend please?
But I'm home now and I've bathed.
I may snooze for a while then after,beer will be drunk then some of my hooch and then a nice glass of vino rouge from a bottle that had a cork in it.
Rob! Husband of mad Carol lost his s
t at the ford dealership this morning about his brand new camper and how it can't be fixed till mid August. (Injector on a brand new transit)Madam M was phoned by mad Carol to talk to the garage manager who said if Rob continues in his present vein they may call the flic,s!
Fortunately Madam M sorted it out on the phone between various Ford garages and the Camper van sales place.
Can we have a VPU this weekend please?
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