Scrump... who is he?

[Scrump]

If the Count was on PH today there would probably be more interest in how he funded his cars rather than in the cars themselves.

[glenrobbo]

Hi everybody! I'm back!

Just sat down with my dinner, a nice piece of 36-day dry aged Aberdeen Angus sirloin, Jersey Royals, glenrobbo's special mixed salad and a large glass of Tempranillo which I have just knocked over all over the place! Bugger!

Oh well, just enough time to mop it up before the hi-lites start of the of the F1 GP on Ch 4..

[glenrobbo]

My previous post failed to send, resulting in the time lag.

It's all going wrong chez glenrobbo this evening.

TT Top Tip:
If you are going to knock over a large glass of red wine, ensure that your carpet is red before doing so.

I think I may have got away with it this time.

[Tango13]

glenrobbo said:

My previous post failed to send, resulting in the time lag.

It's all going wrong chez glenrobbo this evening.

TT Top Tip:
If you are going to knock over a large glass of red wine, ensure that your carpet is red before doing so.

I think I may have got away with it this time.

Did you mention the Scrump war?

[DickyC]

glenrobbo said:

Hi everybody! I'm back!

Just sat down with my dinner, a nice piece of 36-day dry aged Aberdeen Angus sirloin, Jersey Royals, glenrobbo's special mixed salad and a large glass of Tempranillo which I have just knocked over all over the place! Bugger!

Oh well, just enough time to mop it up before the hi-lites start of the of the F1 GP on Ch 4..

Look, darling! While you were out I've had a nice red carpet fitted.



Scrump... who he is?

[Scrump]

See here:
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

[glenrobbo]

Doh!

I have a feeling I may have been posting in the wrong thread.

My evening is a disaster!
Never mind, I'll blame my advancing years and plead insanitary.
Perhaps a friendly moderator can tidy up this fiasco?

[DickyC]

glenrobbo said:

Doh!

I have a feeling I may have been posting in the wrong thread.

My evening is a disaster!
Never mind, I'll blame my advancing years and plead insanitary.
Perhaps a friendly moderator can tidy up this fiasco?

Didn't the Wrong Thread Alarm sound or did you just ignore it?

Or has someone had the batteries out of it?

[DickyC]

Scrump said:

See here:
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

Ah, yes, I recall. Scrump. Wasn't I at school with your father?

[Scrump]

Scrump, I am your father

[glenrobbo]

DickyC said:

Didn't the Wrong Thread Alarm sound or did you just ignore it?

Or has someone had the batteries out of it?

Well, there was a whining sound in my ear, but I thought it was just Mrs. Robbo.

[DickyC]

Scrump said:

Scrump, I am your father

Mayday! Mayday! Scrump is self-pollinating!

[glenrobbo]

Scrump said:

See here:
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

Please help me! I am stuck in a six-page eternal loop.

We're all dooooooooooomed, ah tell ye...

[glenrobbo]

DickyC said:

Scrump said:

Scrump, I am your father

Mayday! Mayday! Scrump is self-pollinating!

Mayday?

Don't be silly, Dicky, it's the 12th of July.

You need to ask Bobbers to recommend a new watch under £200 for you.

I wonder how long it takes for a Scrump Pod to ripen?

[sunbeam alpine]

DickyC said:

Scrump said:

Scrump, I am your father

Mayday! Mayday! Scrump is self-pollinating!

Won't that make him go blind?

[glenrobbo]

sunbeam alpine said:

DickyC said:

Scrump said:

Scrump, I am your father

Mayday! Mayday! Scrump is self-pollinating!

Won't that make him go blind?

Scrump is all-seeing.

And what he misses, his devoted followers can cover up or brush under the carpet.

The red one.

[glenrobbo]

Never mind "Scrump... who is he?"

More like "Scrump... Where is he?"

[Scrump]

Is this like ‘Where’s Wally”?

[Bobberoo99]

Some say he's not only seen Neil Chambers, but he's beaten him at tiddlywinks!!!!

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo99 said:

Some say he's not only seen Neil Chambers, but he's beaten him at tiddlywinks!!!!

Bobbers, are you inferring that Scrump's tiddlywink is bigger, more powerful, faster and better handling than that of Neil Chambers?

You cannot be serious!