Scrump... who is he?

[glenrobbo]

Terraplane? Are you fully qualified to operate that thing?

Come on, show us yer credentials...

[glenrobbo]

I think this thread needs relocating to a proper place as befitting its' prestigious nature.
This dark dank musty-smelling cupboard in a long-abandoned office block sub-basement is no place for such a virtuous and worthy subject.

Down here, it's quite likely to get chewed by hamsters, and its' file binder cover ruined by the damp.

Please could the moderators make some sort of effort?

[DickyC]

glenrobbo said:

I think this thread needs relocating to a proper place as befitting its' prestigious nature.
This dark dank musty-smelling cupboard in a long-abandoned office block sub-basement is no place for such a virtuous and worthy subject.

Down here, it's quite likely to get chewed by hamsters, and its' file binder cover ruined by the damp.

Please could the moderators make some sort of effort?

Ah, yes, but , the thread is about a moderator. Isn't that like insider trading?

[Scrump]

Where should it be?
(An open goal for you)

[DickyC]

Scrump said:

Where should it be?
(An open goal for you)

You should be in the Lounge.

With your pipe and slippers.

[glenrobbo]

Scrump said:

Where should it be?
(An open goal for you)

It should be perched upon a lofty crag somewhere in the Transylvannian Mountains, with hooded crows circling overhead, waiting to pounce upon any scraps of torn flesh thrown from the slotted windows high up in the sheer buttressed walls of the black granite stone-built keep.


Or maybe the Lounge.
Whichever.

[Scrump]

The lounge is easier to achieve.

[glenrobbo]

Ah, there you are, Scrump! I've been looking for you everywhere!

Here are your pipe and slippers. I've cleaned out the dottle and sewn up that hole in the right toe.

Good as new.

Would that be all Sir?

[Bobberoo99]

Would you like me to serve luncheon now sir?
Would sir like a pint of Absinthe with it?
Is sir comfortable?
Would sir like today's papers?
Would sir like to whip me now?

[glenrobbo]

[Scrump]

I wish I had that much hair on top.

[DickyC]

Scrump - the man, the legend, the feedback.

Feedback? Like Hendrix?

No. Like a Legend in his own feedback.

Oh, I see.

Do you?

No. Not a clue.

Good. I can add Mystery to the list.

[glenrobbo]

DickyC said:

Ah, yes, but , the thread is about a moderator. Isn't that like insider trading?

QED.

The level of corruption at the highest levels has finally been exposed.

We are used to things being exposed on here, but that takes the biscuit.




Hey! Who's pinched my Bourbon?

[glenrobbo]

Oh, here it is.

I've been sitting on it...

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo99 said:

Would you like me to serve luncheon now sir?
Would sir like a pint of Absinthe with it?
Is sir comfortable?
Would sir like today's papers?
Would sir like to whip me now?

Don't build up your hopes too much, Bobbers.

If you want him to whip you, you'll have to start calling him Sir.
With a capital 'S'.

[Scrump]

I can tell that lockdown has ended

[glenrobbo]

Scrump said:

I can tell that lockdown has ended

Has it?

Why has nobody told us??? Eh?

[StuntmanMike]

Mystery Moderator spotted today!!!

Apparently conversing with a Trivialite!

From the white complexion and red nose, we think this Trivialite is a mole known as the JACKEL. Friend of Otters and by his most common alias.....


Bobbers!

Now. Why are those two looking so cozy?

[Scrump]

Ming the Merciless, Bogeyman, Baron Greenback

I am detecting a recurring theme.

[Bobberoo99]

Scrump said:

Ming the Merciless, Bogeyman, Baron Greenback

I am detecting a recurring theme.

I say nothing....................