Scrump... who is he?

[Tango13]

Not sure I should ask but what do yoofs really mean when they say they're going Scrumping in an orchard?

[Scrump]

Do yoofs still say that?

[Bobberoo99]

Tango13 said:

Not sure I should ask but what do yoofs really mean when they say they're going Scrumping in an orchard?

You had to ask didn't you?!? You just couldn't leave it alone, could you?!? You do realise that if we tell you we'll have to kill you, don't you?!?

[Tango13]

Bobberoo99 said:

Tango13 said:

Not sure I should ask but what do yoofs really mean when they say they're going Scrumping in an orchard?

You had to ask didn't you?!? You just couldn't leave it alone, could you?!? You do realise that if we tell you we'll have to kill you, don't you?!?

I only asked what everyone else was thinking...

Death holds no fear for me, there are many fates worse than death, being the subject of a PH photoshop thread for one!

[StuntmanMike]

Tango13 said:

Bobberoo99 said:

Tango13 said:

Not sure I should ask but what do yoofs really mean when they say they're going Scrumping in an orchard?

You had to ask didn't you?!? You just couldn't leave it alone, could you?!? You do realise that if we tell you we'll have to kill you, don't you?!?

I only asked what everyone else was thinking...

Death holds no fear for me, there are many fates worse than death, being the subject of a PH photoshop thread for one!

he nailed you there bobbers

[Bobberoo99]

StuntmanMike said:

Tango13 said:

Bobberoo99 said:

Tango13 said:

Not sure I should ask but what do yoofs really mean when they say they're going Scrumping in an orchard?

You had to ask didn't you?!? You just couldn't leave it alone, could you?!? You do realise that if we tell you we'll have to kill you, don't you?!?

I only asked what everyone else was thinking...

Death holds no fear for me, there are many fates worse than death, being the subject of a PH photoshop thread for one!

he nailed you there bobbers

Come, come now, be honest, you like what you see don't you??? Hhhhmmmmmm? It piques your interest, in ways you don't want to admit to, doesn't it???

[Troubleatmill]

I'm asking for a friend.

Have Scrump and Neil Chambers ever been same in the same room at the same time?

[glenrobbo]

Troubleatmill said:

I'm asking for a friend.

Have Scrump and Neil Chambers ever been same in the same room at the same time?

glenrobbo said:

Some say he is Neil Chambers' right hand man:

I say "Who do you think you're foolin'?"

[Scrump]

Troubleatmill said:

I'm asking for a friend.

Have Scrump and Neil Chambers ever been same in the same room at the same time?

Please tell your friend that I can confirm nobody will have seen Neil Chambers and me in the same room at the same time.

[Monkeylegend]

Clandestine meetings.

[glenrobbo]

Scrump said:

Troubleatmill said:

I'm asking for a friend.

Have Scrump and Neil Chambers ever been same in the same room at the same time?

Please tell your friend that I can confirm nobody will have seen Neil Chambers and me in the same room at the same time.

This is true.

They mainly do it outside...

[DickyC]

Scrump said:

Please tell your friend that I can confirm nobody will have seen Neil Chambers and me in the same room at the same time.

He does see Neil Rooms in his chamber though.

[Scrump]

Strictly by appointment only.

[DickyC]

Scrump said:

Strictly by appointment only.

You are Truly Scrumptious. Actually, you're not. No offence intended but I've met you and seen the film.

[glenrobbo]

DickyC said:

Scrump said:

Strictly by appointment only.

You are Truly Scrumptious. Actually, you're not. No offence intended but I've met you and seen the film.

I have also met him and wouldn't disagree with you, Dicky. Or him, for that matter.

But I haven't met you, although I feel as if I have.

Strange, eh?

Oh, and I don't watch those sort of films.
I am in the "Nervous disposition" category, d'you see?

[glenrobbo]

A screen-grab of Scrump looking in on his thread:

[StuntmanMike]

Truly Scrumptious.

[Scrump]

Caractacus Pott:
You'll find a slight squeeze on the hooter an excellent safety precaution, Miss Scrumptious.

[Bobberoo99]

Scrump said:

Caractacus Pott:
You'll find a slight squeeze on the hooter an excellent safety precaution, Miss Scrumptious.

You dirty boy!!! She's far too innocent to be squeezing your Hooter!!!!

[Scrump]

It’s for safety! One has to take precautions.