Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life (Vol 35)

[StuntmanMike]

It’ll have to be sedan chairs Glenners, I’ve drank to much to take on an old shagger of a tank transporter.

[Bobberoo99]

Hhhhhmmmmm, do you think we'll all fit in the phone box????

[Magooagain]

StuntmanMike said:

I can imagine Magoo, can’t stomach the organisation myself.

Chinless tts.

Ah Mike. Unbelievable horrible people there.
I held open a door for two young ladies along a corridor and they just passed me by without a word ,look or jesture. So I said your both welcome! fk me! All hell broke lose. Fortunately they hadn't accounted for my retaliation the bhes.
I spent about two years there altogether and met some celebs,virtually all were top people.
Jack Charlton deserves a special mention along with Roger Moore. Absolute gents.

[StuntmanMike]

Bobberoo99 said:

Hhhhhmmmmm, do you think we'll all fit in the phone box????

[Scrump]

Trivia And Related Discussions In Space

[StuntmanMike]

In space is the key there your Scrumpness.

In the Army, if someone was dizzy they were a space cadet.

If someone was really dim, exceptionally.

They were OSLO. Outer space liaison officer.

[StuntmanMike]

I don’t think I’m going to finish that bottle.

Currently I’ve received a bking off StuntwomanWife for pissing out the back door ( no down stairs bog anymore) and I’ve been listening to that old song where the drummer keeps shouting ‘mouldy old dough ‘.

[glenrobbo]

DickyC said:

I'd help but I've decided to boycott the inauguration.

What if Scrump the Merciless invokes the 35th Addendum and forces an imapricotment?
And yes, he has that power.

[Bobberoo99]

Sedan chairs, yes, yes i can see us all in them, but just where are we going to get enough?!?!
Nope i fear that we need to find the key to that box in the hangar, or something!!!!

[Magooagain]

glenrobbo said:

DickyC said:

I'd help but I've decided to boycott the inauguration.

Jeffrey is that you?


What if Scrump the Merciless invokes the 35th Addendum and forces an imapricotment?
And yes, he has that power.

We could send in buffalo Bobber's?

[Bomma R1]

Evenin' all

Looks like we're ready for the off then...

[DickyC]

There is a flaw in the scheme to furnish all of us with a sedan chair.

No chairmen.

Wait. Wait. Idea coming through.

Self propelled sedan chairs!

How much time do we have and is Battert busy?

[DickyC]

Scrump said:

Trivia And Related Discussions In Space

Unless you're JT-W in which case it's just Trivia And Related Discussions.

[Bobberoo99]

Bomma R1 said:

Evenin' all

Looks like we're ready for the off then...

I say old chap do you have anymore of those?!?

Right, come on you lot we need to decide how we're going to do this, and will you stop pissing in the planpot by the door please StuntmanMike!!!!

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo99 said:

Sedan chairs, yes, yes i can see us all in them, but just where are we going to get enough?!?!
Nope i fear that we need to find the key to that box in the hangar, or something!!!!

If we can't get enough sedan chairs, we can always get a load of Über Tuc-Tucs.. I'll just get on the blower to Rick Shaw...

[DickyC]

glenrobbo said:

DickyC said:

I'd help but I've decided to boycott the inauguration.

What if Scrump the Merciless invokes the 35th Addendum and forces an imapricotment?
And yes, he has that power.

I admit it. I have incited my followers to storm the haberdashers.

[slopes]

Are we still here? Fer fut sake, some of us haven't got time for this malarkey, some of us are sick so hurry the fut up so i can spread my germs in the new volume willya

[Magooagain]

StuntmanMike said:

Magooagain said:

StuntmanMike said:

I can imagine Magoo, can’t stomach the organisation myself.

Chinless tts.

Ah Mike. Unbelievable horrible people there.
I held open a door for two young ladies along a corridor and they just passed me by without a word ,look or jesture. So I said your both welcome! fk me! All hell broke lose. Fortunately they hadn't accounted for my retaliation the bhes.
I spent about two years there altogether and met some celebs,virtually all were top people.
Jack Charlton deserves a special mention along with Roger Moore. Absolute gents.

I think you probably needed this Magoo.

They were easy enough to spot mate as they were mainly 'in the groove" and stood out big time.

An interesting conversation was had with a certain news reader and myself on who had apparent priority at the canteen checkout.
I wouldn't budge and got told I would be removed. That didn't happen. And it was all achieved with no swearing and pure politeness.

[glenrobbo]

DickyC said:

There is a flaw in the scheme to furnish all of us with a sedan chair.

No chairmen.

Wait. Wait. Idea coming through.

Self propelled sedan chairs!

How much time do we have and is Battert busy?

All the new Über sedan chairs are self-propelled by oiks on the handles, specially lengthened to ensure Covid - compliant social distancing. It just takes a little longer for them to arrive it the pick-up point and also at the final destination.

[Magooagain]