PH Secret Santa 2020 - The Santae, lockdown edition

[Tango13]

No.	Username	PM with details sent?	Present Sent?	Present Received?	Email
1.	Captain Raymond Holt		No	No	__
2.	geeks	Yes	No	No	__
3.	thetapeworm	Yes	No	No	__
4.	The Rotrex Kid	Yes	No	No	__
5.	Gog440	Yes	No	No	__
6.	Giblet	No	No	No	__
7.	Troubleatmill	Yes	No	No	__
8.	morgs_	Yes	No	No	__
9.	bristolbaron	Yes	No	No	__
10.	The Moose	Yes	No	No	__
11.	andburg	Yes	No	No	__
12.	Pidsy	No	No	No	__
13.	Bullett	Yes	No	No	__
14.	jonboy_t	yes	No	No	__
15.	Master Bean	Yes	No	No	__
16.	Crunklefloop	Yes	No	No	__
17.	ChrisDT	Yes	No	No	__
18.	alorotom	Yes	No	No	__
19.	miniman	Yes	No	No	__
20.	vixen1700	No	No	No	__
21.	_MIKE_	Yes	No	No	__
22.	Benni	YES	No	No	__
23.	Pot Bellied Fool	No	No	No	__
24.	Eltax91	Yes	No	No	__
25.	w1bbles	No	No	No	__
26.	BertieWooster	Yes	No	No	__
27.	oldbanger	Yes	No	No	__
28.	s2green	Yes	No	No	__
29.	indigochim	Yes	No	No	__
30.	DRFC1879	Yes	No	No	__
31.	swampy1982	yes	No	No	__
32.	Tyre Tread	Yes	No	No	__
33.	ForZiE23	No	No	No	__
34.	BoRED S2upid	No	No	No	__
35.	XJSJohn	No	No	No	__
36.	Mr Tom	yes	No	No	__
37.	OzzyR1	yes	No	No	__
38.	2gins	yes	No	No	__
39.	Quinten	yes	No	No	__
40.	Tango13	yes	No	No	__
41.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
42.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
43.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
44.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
45.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
46.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
47.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
48.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
49.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
50.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__

[thetapeworm]

It's not the first time I've said this but page 3 looks great.

[vixen1700]

Doing well so far with 40.

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Yup! I think we had something like 47 last year, nearly there!

[Xaero]

No.	Username	PM with details sent?	Present Sent?	Present Received?	Email
1.	Captain Raymond Holt		No	No	__
2.	geeks	Yes	No	No	__
3.	thetapeworm	Yes	No	No	__
4.	The Rotrex Kid	Yes	No	No	__
5.	Gog440	Yes	No	No	__
6.	Giblet	No	No	No	__
7.	Troubleatmill	Yes	No	No	__
8.	morgs_	Yes	No	No	__
9.	bristolbaron	Yes	No	No	__
10.	The Moose	Yes	No	No	__
11.	andburg	Yes	No	No	__
12.	Pidsy	No	No	No	__
13.	Bullett	Yes	No	No	__
14.	jonboy_t	yes	No	No	__
15.	Master Bean	Yes	No	No	__
16.	Crunklefloop	Yes	No	No	__
17.	ChrisDT	Yes	No	No	__
18.	alorotom	Yes	No	No	__
19.	miniman	Yes	No	No	__
20.	vixen1700	No	No	No	__
21.	_MIKE_	Yes	No	No	__
22.	Benni	YES	No	No	__
23.	Pot Bellied Fool	No	No	No	__
24.	Eltax91	Yes	No	No	__
25.	w1bbles	No	No	No	__
26.	BertieWooster	Yes	No	No	__
27.	oldbanger	Yes	No	No	__
28.	s2green	Yes	No	No	__
29.	indigochim	Yes	No	No	__
30.	DRFC1879	Yes	No	No	__
31.	swampy1982	yes	No	No	__
32.	Tyre Tread	Yes	No	No	__
33.	ForZiE23	No	No	No	__
34.	BoRED S2upid	No	No	No	__
35.	XJSJohn	No	No	No	__
36.	Mr Tom	yes	No	No	__
37.	OzzyR1	yes	No	No	__
38.	2gins	yes	No	No	__
39.	Quinten	yes	No	No	__
40.	Tango13	yes	No	No	__
41.	Xaero	No	No	No	__
42.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
43.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
44.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
45.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
46.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
47.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
48.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
49.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
50.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__

I'm in.

Edited by Xaero on Saturday 17th October 22:22

[Captain Raymond Holt]

The number of victims...

It be growin

[andburg]

And I see many past victims, must up my game!

[w1bbles]

No.	Username	PM with details sent?	Present Sent?	Present Received?	Email
1.	Captain Raymond Holt		No	No	__
2.	geeks	Yes	No	No	__
3.	thetapeworm	Yes	No	No	__
4.	The Rotrex Kid	Yes	No	No	__
5.	Gog440	Yes	No	No	__
6.	Giblet	No	No	No	__
7.	Troubleatmill	Yes	No	No	__
8.	morgs_	Yes	No	No	__
9.	bristolbaron	Yes	No	No	__
10.	The Moose	Yes	No	No	__
11.	andburg	Yes	No	No	__
12.	Pidsy	No	No	No	__
13.	Bullett	Yes	No	No	__
14.	jonboy_t	yes	No	No	__
15.	Master Bean	Yes	No	No	__
16.	Crunklefloop	Yes	No	No	__
17.	ChrisDT	Yes	No	No	__
18.	alorotom	Yes	No	No	__
19.	miniman	Yes	No	No	__
20.	vixen1700	No	No	No	__
21.	_MIKE_	Yes	No	No	__
22.	Benni	YES	No	No	__
23.	Pot Bellied Fool	No	No	No	__
24.	Eltax91	Yes	No	No	__
25.	w1bbles	Yes	No	No	__
26.	BertieWooster	Yes	No	No	__
27.	oldbanger	Yes	No	No	__
28.	s2green	Yes	No	No	__
29.	indigochim	Yes	No	No	__
30.	DRFC1879	Yes	No	No	__
31.	swampy1982	yes	No	No	__
32.	Tyre Tread	Yes	No	No	__
33.	ForZiE23	No	No	No	__
34.	BoRED S2upid	No	No	No	__
35.	XJSJohn	No	No	No	__
36.	Mr Tom	yes	No	No	__
37.	OzzyR1	yes	No	No	__
38.	2gins	yes	No	No	__
39.	Quinten	yes	No	No	__
40.	Tango13	yes	No	No	__
41.	Xaero	No	No	No	__
42.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
43.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
44.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
45.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
46.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
47.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
48.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
49.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
50.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__

[Bear-n]

w1bbles said:

No.||Username||PM with details sent?||Present Sent?||Present Received?||Email||

1.	Captain Raymond Holt		No	No	__
2.	geeks	Yes	No	No	__
3.	thetapeworm	Yes	No	No	__
4.	The Rotrex Kid	Yes	No	No	__
5.	Gog440	Yes	No	No	__
6.	Giblet	No	No	No	__
7.	Troubleatmill	Yes	No	No	__
8.	morgs_	Yes	No	No	__
9.	bristolbaron	Yes	No	No	__
10.	The Moose	Yes	No	No	__
11.	andburg	Yes	No	No	__
12.	Pidsy	No	No	No	__
13.	Bullett	Yes	No	No	__
14.	jonboy_t	yes	No	No	__
15.	Master Bean	Yes	No	No	__
16.	Crunklefloop	Yes	No	No	__
17.	ChrisDT	Yes	No	No	__
18.	alorotom	Yes	No	No	__
19.	miniman	Yes	No	No	__
20.	vixen1700	No	No	No	__
21.	_MIKE_	Yes	No	No	__
22.	Benni	YES	No	No	__
23.	Pot Bellied Fool	No	No	No	__
24.	Eltax91	Yes	No	No	__
25.	w1bbles	Yes	No	No	__
26.	BertieWooster	Yes	No	No	__
27.	oldbanger	Yes	No	No	__
28.	s2green	Yes	No	No	__
29.	indigochim	Yes	No	No	__
30.	DRFC1879	Yes	No	No	__
31.	swampy1982	yes	No	No	__
32.	Tyre Tread	Yes	No	No	__
33.	ForZiE23	No	No	No	__
34.	BoRED S2upid	No	No	No	__
35.	XJSJohn	No	No	No	__
36.	Mr Tom	yes	No	No	__
37.	OzzyR1	yes	No	No	__
38.	2gins	yes	No	No	__
39.	Quinten	yes	No	No	__
40.	Tango13	yes	No	No	__
41.	Xaero	Yes	No	No	__
42.	Bear-n	yes	No	No	__
43.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
44.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
45.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
46.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
47.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
48.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
49.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
50.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__

[Vanden Saab]

Bear-n said:

w1bbles said:

No.||Username||PM with details sent?||Present Sent?||Present Received?||Email||

1.	Captain Raymond Holt		No	No	__
2.	geeks	Yes	No	No	__
3.	thetapeworm	Yes	No	No	__
4.	The Rotrex Kid	Yes	No	No	__
5.	Gog440	Yes	No	No	__
6.	Giblet	No	No	No	__
7.	Troubleatmill	Yes	No	No	__
8.	morgs_	Yes	No	No	__
9.	bristolbaron	Yes	No	No	__
10.	The Moose	Yes	No	No	__
11.	andburg	Yes	No	No	__
12.	Pidsy	No	No	No	__
13.	Bullett	Yes	No	No	__
14.	jonboy_t	yes	No	No	__
15.	Master Bean	Yes	No	No	__
16.	Crunklefloop	Yes	No	No	__
17.	ChrisDT	Yes	No	No	__
18.	alorotom	Yes	No	No	__
19.	miniman	Yes	No	No	__
20.	vixen1700	No	No	No	__
21.	_MIKE_	Yes	No	No	__
22.	Benni	YES	No	No	__
23.	Pot Bellied Fool	No	No	No	__
24.	Eltax91	Yes	No	No	__
25.	w1bbles	Yes	No	No	__
26.	BertieWooster	Yes	No	No	__
27.	oldbanger	Yes	No	No	__
28.	s2green	Yes	No	No	__
29.	indigochim	Yes	No	No	__
30.	DRFC1879	Yes	No	No	__
31.	swampy1982	yes	No	No	__
32.	Tyre Tread	Yes	No	No	__
33.	ForZiE23	No	No	No	__
34.	BoRED S2upid	No	No	No	__
35.	XJSJohn	No	No	No	__
36.	Mr Tom	yes	No	No	__
37.	OzzyR1	yes	No	No	__
38.	2gins	yes	No	No	__
39.	Quinten	yes	No	No	__
40.	Tango13	yes	No	No	__
41.	Xaero	Yes	No	No	__
42.	Bear-n	yes	No	No	__
43.	Vanden Saab	yes	No	No	__
44.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
45.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
46.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
47.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
48.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
49.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
50.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__

[bristolbaron]

No.	Username	PM with details sent?	Present Sent?	Present Received?	Email
1.	Captain Raymond Holt		No	No	__
2.	geeks	Yes	No	No	__
3.	thetapeworm	Yes	No	No	__
4.	The Rotrex Kid	Yes	No	No	__
5.	Gog440	Yes	No	No	__
6.	Giblet	No	No	No	__
7.	Troubleatmill	Yes	No	No	__
8.	morgs_	Yes	No	No	__
9.	bristolbaron	Yes	No	No	__
10.	The Moose	Yes	No	No	__
11.	andburg	Yes	No	No	__
12.	Pidsy	No	No	No	__
13.	Bullett	Yes	No	No	__
14.	jonboy_t	yes	No	No	__
15.	Master Bean	Yes	No	No	__
16.	Crunklefloop	Yes	No	No	__
17.	ChrisDT	Yes	No	No	__
18.	alorotom	Yes	No	No	__
19.	miniman	Yes	No	No	__
20.	vixen1700	No	No	No	__
21.	_MIKE_	Yes	No	No	__
22.	Benni	YES	No	No	__
23.	Pot Bellied Fool	No	No	No	__
24.	Eltax91	Yes	No	No	__
25.	w1bbles	Yes	No	No	__
26.	BertieWooster	Yes	No	No	__
27.	oldbanger	Yes	No	No	__
28.	s2green	Yes	No	No	__
29.	indigochim	Yes	No	No	__
30.	DRFC1879	Yes	No	No	__
31.	swampy1982	yes	No	No	__
32.	Tyre Tread	Yes	No	No	__
33.	ForZiE23	No	No	No	__
34.	BoRED S2upid	No	No	No	__
35.	XJSJohn	No	No	No	__
36.	Mr Tom	yes	No	No	__
37.	OzzyR1	yes	No	No	__
38.	2gins	yes	No	No	__
39.	Quinten	yes	No	No	__
40.	Tango13	yes	No	No	__
41.	Xaero	Yes	No	No	__
42.	Bear-n	yes	No	No	__
43.	Vanden Saab	yes	No	No	__
44.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
45.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
46.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
47.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
48.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
49.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
50.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__

[thundercolo]

No.	Username	PM with details sent?	Present Sent?	Present Received?	Email
1.	Captain Raymond Holt		No	No	__
2.	geeks	Yes	No	No	__
3.	thetapeworm	Yes	No	No	__
4.	The Rotrex Kid	Yes	No	No	__
5.	Gog440	Yes	No	No	__
6.	Giblet	No	No	No	__
7.	Troubleatmill	Yes	No	No	__
8.	morgs_	Yes	No	No	__
9.	bristolbaron	Yes	No	No	__
10.	The Moose	Yes	No	No	__
11.	andburg	Yes	No	No	__
12.	Pidsy	No	No	No	__
13.	Bullett	Yes	No	No	__
14.	jonboy_t	yes	No	No	__
15.	Master Bean	Yes	No	No	__
16.	Crunklefloop	Yes	No	No	__
17.	ChrisDT	Yes	No	No	__
18.	alorotom	Yes	No	No	__
19.	miniman	Yes	No	No	__
20.	vixen1700	No	No	No	__
21.	_MIKE_	Yes	No	No	__
22.	Benni	YES	No	No	__
23.	Pot Bellied Fool	No	No	No	__
24.	Eltax91	Yes	No	No	__
25.	w1bbles	Yes	No	No	__
26.	BertieWooster	Yes	No	No	__
27.	oldbanger	Yes	No	No	__
28.	s2green	Yes	No	No	__
29.	indigochim	Yes	No	No	__
30.	DRFC1879	Yes	No	No	__
31.	swampy1982	yes	No	No	__
32.	Tyre Tread	Yes	No	No	__
33.	ForZiE23	No	No	No	__
34.	BoRED S2upid	No	No	No	__
35.	XJSJohn	No	No	No	__
36.	Mr Tom	yes	No	No	__
37.	OzzyR1	yes	No	No	__
38.	2gins	yes	No	No	__
39.	Quinten	yes	No	No	__
40.	Tango13	yes	No	No	__
41.	Xaero	Yes	No	No	__
42.	Bear-n	yes	No	No	__
43.	Vanden Saab	yes	No	No	__
44.	thundercolo	yes	No	No	__
45.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
46.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
47.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
48.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
49.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
50.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__

I'm in! Loved it last year, I couldn't miss it

[Troubleatmill]

No.	Username	PM with details sent?	Present Sent?	Present Received?	Email
1.	Captain Raymond Holt		No	No	__
2.	geeks	Yes	No	No	__
3.	thetapeworm	Yes	No	No	__
4.	The Rotrex Kid	Yes	No	No	__
5.	Gog440	Yes	No	No	__
6.	Giblet	No	No	No	__
7.	Troubleatmill	Yes	No	No	__
8.	morgs_	Yes	No	No	__
9.	bristolbaron	Yes	No	No	__
10.	The Moose	Yes	No	No	__
11.	andburg	Yes	No	No	__
12.	Pidsy	No	No	No	__
13.	Bullett	Yes	No	No	__
14.	jonboy_t	yes	No	No	__
15.	Master Bean	Yes	No	No	__
16.	Crunklefloop	Yes	No	No	__
17.	ChrisDT	Yes	No	No	__
18.	alorotom	Yes	No	No	__
19.	miniman	Yes	No	No	__
20.	vixen1700	No	No	No	__
21.	_MIKE_	Yes	No	No	__
22.	Benni	YES	No	No	__
23.	Pot Bellied Fool	No	No	No	__
24.	Eltax91	Yes	No	No	__
25.	w1bbles	Yes	No	No	__
26.	BertieWooster	Yes	No	No	__
27.	oldbanger	Yes	No	No	__
28.	s2green	Yes	No	No	__
29.	indigochim	Yes	No	No	__
30.	DRFC1879	Yes	No	No	__
31.	swampy1982	yes	No	No	__
32.	Tyre Tread	Yes	No	No	__
33.	ForZiE23	No	No	No	__
34.	BoRED S2upid	No	No	No	__
35.	XJSJohn	No	No	No	__
36.	Mr Tom	yes	No	No	__
37.	OzzyR1	yes	No	No	__
38.	2gins	yes	No	No	__
39.	Quinten	yes	No	No	__
40.	Tango13	yes	No	No	__
41.	Xaero	Yes	No	No	__
42.	Bear-n	yes	No	No	__
43.	Vanden Saab	yes	No	No	__
44.	thundercolo	yes	No	No	__
45.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
46.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
47.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
48.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
49.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
50.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__

Updated for profile links.

[LukeSi]

I'm in. Emailed our captain with my details.

No.	Username	PM with details sent?	Present Sent?	Present Received?	Email
1.	Captain Raymond Holt		No	No	__
2.	geeks	Yes	No	No	__
3.	thetapeworm	Yes	No	No	__
4.	The Rotrex Kid	Yes	No	No	__
5.	Gog440	Yes	No	No	__
6.	Giblet	No	No	No	__
7.	Troubleatmill	Yes	No	No	__
8.	morgs_	Yes	No	No	__
9.	bristolbaron	Yes	No	No	__
10.	The Moose	Yes	No	No	__
11.	andburg	Yes	No	No	__
12.	Pidsy	No	No	No	__
13.	Bullett	Yes	No	No	__
14.	jonboy_t	yes	No	No	__
15.	Master Bean	Yes	No	No	__
16.	Crunklefloop	Yes	No	No	__
17.	ChrisDT	Yes	No	No	__
18.	alorotom	Yes	No	No	__
19.	miniman	Yes	No	No	__
20.	vixen1700	No	No	No	__
21.	_MIKE_	Yes	No	No	__
22.	Benni	YES	No	No	__
23.	Pot Bellied Fool	No	No	No	__
24.	Eltax91	Yes	No	No	__
25.	w1bbles	Yes	No	No	__
26.	BertieWooster	Yes	No	No	__
27.	oldbanger	Yes	No	No	__
28.	s2green	Yes	No	No	__
29.	indigochim	Yes	No	No	__
30.	DRFC1879	Yes	No	No	__
31.	swampy1982	yes	No	No	__
32.	Tyre Tread	Yes	No	No	__
33.	ForZiE23	No	No	No	__
34.	BoRED S2upid	No	No	No	__
35.	XJSJohn	No	No	No	__
36.	Mr Tom	yes	No	No	__
37.	OzzyR1	yes	No	No	__
38.	2gins	yes	No	No	__
39.	Quinten	yes	No	No	__
40.	Tango13	yes	No	No	__
41.	Xaero	Yes	No	No	__
42.	Bear-n	yes	No	No	__
43.	Vanden Saab	yes	No	No	__
44.	thundercolo	yes	No	No	__
45.	LukeSi	yes	No	No	__
46.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
47.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
48.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
49.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
50.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Tantalisingly close to the 2019 number of victims participants...

[Troubleatmill]

Ahoy hoy Santa - and groupies....

As this year was a rather interesting experiment on how to present the tables.....with a link for how Santa ( who really has to do all the hard work around here ...
eg. FFS Troubleatmill - It burns my eyes!!!! ---- WTF have you done-----Christ- I wish I was a little bit richer and bought the Iphone with the slightly marginally bigger screen.

Would it be an idea to keep everyone happy for next year to do the following....

1. We go back to the old format . ( Huzzah's all round )
2. Santa employs a hidden elf to capture the contact pages behind the scenes,
3. Two/ Three weeks before Santa has to extract his finger and actually do something - hidden elf just posts up enhanced matrix
4. From that point on as Santa and victims have to track - who did what to who - and did they get done to - and Santa has to follow up .... the enhanced matrix is used.
5. Should we enhance the matrix so that participants can record when they are out of the house to stalk their victims - so `I can simply pop round and pump their wifes, while they are on a fools errand?


Edit- Oh - and edit "No" - I don't need to be Santa's elf.
I can forward on the spreadsheet to a willing volunteer - that can do the gubbins for you.

Of course - porking a bit of strange would be fun..... actually porking would be nice..... feck.... it has been so so long with lockdown...... Christ - I cant even see it - my belly has gone so fat....... bugger........ where is it????

Edited by Troubleatmill on Thursday 22 October 22:38

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Troubleatmill said:

Of course - porking a bit of strange would be fun..... actually porking would be nice..... feck.... it has been so so long with lockdown...... Christ - I cant even see it - my belly has gone so fat....... bugger........ where is it????

Edited by Troubleatmill on Thursday 22 October 22:38

[Captain Raymond Holt]

All I hear is arse covering from the table-breaker

Basically next year, we’ll just create a long list and we’ll all send each other a single stroopwaffle and a chilli-fist.

[Captain Raymond Holt]

2 more people and we’ll match last years number

Some very good contributions so far, we have had:

- many foreigners
- someone asking specifically not be be matched with another participant
- a specific ask for NSFW
- more foreigners.
- a 2019 participant being banned
- 3 offers of assistance

It’s going to be a good one!

[thetapeworm]

The table is fine now, I just avoid page 2

It wasn't so much that it wouldn't fit on the screen of my large device, you managed to do something that "hacked" into the underlying way the forum displayed and all of the buttons, headers and footers etc were affected.

I know I went on about it a bit but in the grand scheme of things it wasn't as traumatic as I made out it was so crack on with whatever is easiest.


I need my victim soon though, orders need to be placed to ensure delivery in time.