PH Secret Santa 2020 - The Santae, lockdown edition

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Have we posted enough to fix the problem?

(This is definitely not a bump)

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Is that... stroopwaffle cheesecake....

[Captain Raymond Holt]

When it comes time to do the matching, whoever gets matched with me might get dicked around a little.

If all goes to plan I’ll be moving house between now and Xmas, however we don’t know when yet...

[Captain Raymond Holt]

andburg said:

You can’t move!

I won’t know where you live and that won’t be fair

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Yup! I think we had something like 47 last year, nearly there!

[Captain Raymond Holt]

The number of victims...

It be growin

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Tantalisingly close to the 2019 number of victims participants...

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Troubleatmill said:

Of course - porking a bit of strange would be fun..... actually porking would be nice..... feck.... it has been so so long with lockdown...... Christ - I cant even see it - my belly has gone so fat....... bugger........ where is it????

Edited by Troubleatmill on Thursday 22 October 22:38

[Captain Raymond Holt]

All I hear is arse covering from the table-breaker

Basically next year, we’ll just create a long list and we’ll all send each other a single stroopwaffle and a chilli-fist.

[Captain Raymond Holt]

2 more people and we’ll match last years number

Some very good contributions so far, we have had:

- many foreigners
- someone asking specifically not be be matched with another participant
- a specific ask for NSFW
- more foreigners.
- a 2019 participant being banned
- 3 offers of assistance

It’s going to be a good one!

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Troubleatmill said:

Captain Raymond Holt said:

2 more people and we’ll match last years number

Some very good contributions so far, we have had:

.....
- someone asking specifically not be be matched with another participant
.....

Really?

I wonder if it was my victim from last year? But how would he know it was me??? Hmm....

no names will be spoken, its not due to anything malicious, someone just had a very light digital signature!

[Captain Raymond Holt]

TROC!

If you sign up we will match last years participant number, the only way is up!

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Ideally 5th Nov, maybe the 6th.

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Thanks to the mod who repaired my rather special error 5mins ago.

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Troubleatmill said:

Captain Raymond Holt said:

Thanks to the mod who repaired my rather special error 5mins ago.

Clue needed? What did you do..?

I definitely did not edit the OP instead of quoting it...

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Anyway...

We have now matched last years number of victims!

[Captain Raymond Holt]

The Moose said:

Master Bean said:

Is it worrying the amount of victims that haven't sent their emails yet? Or have they forgotten to update the sheet.

No. That was pretty standard the years I wore the red suit.

I have had quite a few in, in the next few days I’ll do a recce and see what the real picture looks like

[Captain Raymond Holt]

5 days until the deadline to enter and 50 victims!

Raise your hand if you're excited.



ETA: this weekend I'll do a recce of the table and the emails I have had in so far.

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Troubleatmill said:

Seriously, I think Captn Santa said he will start a dailogue with his believers ( eg victims ) on the 5th and 6th.


It's exciting - isn't it.

That’s the badger!

If it’s anything like last year, I’ll have one or two people who may be late submitting deets (no matter how much I threaten them ).

So 5/6th of Nov will be the matching day

[Captain Raymond Holt]

I have all the fists I need

Thanks for the though you

I do it purely for the funzies.