PH Secret Santa 2020 - The Santae, lockdown edition

[Captain Raymond Holt]

TheRotrexKid

Santa's elves have blamed the Royal Fail for delivering your gift to the first one they came across. I have asked the Captain to forward the tracking number to you, but no name appears in the delivery details. Maybe the delivery time could help? In any case, a faithful reproduction of the original gift is going your way and will be delivered around the 5th of January. Santa hopes that you will enjoy your main gift for Christmas, and will make sure the ones responsible pay for the delay.

TyreTread

the dinosaur/dragon reference is entirely deliberate and not at all a happy coincidence as that was the only wrapping paper he had available.

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W1bbles

Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear W1bbles,
Happy birthday to you.

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The Rotrex Kid

The package should be close to A4 size, and around 1" thick. Also, lightweight as to dont interfere with your Honda's performance. Santa's elves have confirmed the sending of the faithful reproduction. If you can't find the original, dont worry. The copy will be with you, or somebody else, very soon

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Stockman14 said:

I haven’t received anything yet ??

I do believe part/all is on the way!

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Xaero said:

Received and wiki updated. Thanks Santa for sending me your giant blue sack.



Looks like I'm the lucky one with the padlocked box to solve this year. It's already completely wound up my kids

That must be a massive dildo in that sack!

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GOG440 said:

Captain Raymond Holt said:

GOG440

Brace the missus, Santa's coming tomorrow!

(Daylight hours to avoid any further panic attacks for Mrs GOG440 and/or reportable offences)

Santa arrived on our doorstep this afternoon, my Mrs was made up about the flowers she loves them thankyou (you didnt need to buy them but it was really appreciated)
I havent investigated the presents yet as they are under the tree.

GOG440

It's the least Santa could do after he accidentally dominated your driveway and scared the missus - who is a lovely woman btw.

Two of your presents are just tat but hope you enjoy the main gift.

Merry Christmas, everyone

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vixen1700 said:

We always open our pressies on Christmas Eve, so thanks Santa:



Thanks for this and the chutneys, and hopefully I'll do better with my Scotch Bonnets in 2021 than I did this year after reading this.

Don’t know why but I read that as growler

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Merry Christmas my children. I hope you all get the dildos gifts you deserve

Come on.... let’s see em!

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pidsy said:

How many are still left to unveil their gifts?

We’re doing Christmas tomorrow, can’t wait!

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Pembo

Glad it hit the spot. Got me - the corn was a fluke. You were hard to stalk, but luckily, Mrs Pembo, less so. There should have been another small parcel in the box, but if not, it's not critical to proceedings. Happy etc!

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Some truly excellent gifts everyone HO HO HO!

I’m very grateful for...

A scented candle for the wife...

A book for the child (which is actually the most age appropriate compared to all the books the family bought!)

These seductive beauties:



Isn’t my wife a lucky lady

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It’s pretty girthy, don’t think I believe the ‘calm’ claim

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After 2 or 3 years of playing Santa I think I’ll duck out for 2021 and let one of you reprobates harvest everyone’s data instead

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Benni

Is there anybody at home? Have you been ahem, locked up?

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I’m not aware of any victims with nothing ‘in train’.

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Happy new year all.

I trust everyone had a... spicy evening last night.

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andburg said:

troc said:

BertieWooster said:

Captain Raymond Holt said:

These seductive beauties:



Isn’t my wife a lucky lady

I think you need to post up a photo of you sporting those

No. No he doesn’t. Please god. No.

This.

And I was just readying myself

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The Rotrex Kid said:

That’s a shame! Have they posted elsewhere??

They have!

They are on the naughty list

Edited by Captain Raymond Holt on Sunday 24th January 08:49

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Glad to hear people are still having fun with the contents of their Santa’s sack after 5 months!

Tyre Tread said:

We're still enjoying the curry spices I was sent as part of SS and have even been on the website and ordered a load more which we are working our way through.

Curryfrenzy FTW!

Thank you again not so SS.

Which set was this? I got the ‘Curry Legend’ set/book and it’s ace!

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