PH Secret Santa 2020 - The Santae, lockdown edition

[OzzyR1]

I think someone should set up one of those go-fund-me websites for whoever is undertaking the role of PHSS administrator in any given year.

Anyone participating in PHSS would commit to a £1 donation to that pot as a joining fee, and it could be decided by vote if the PHSS boss receives a Hulk-size anal fist, £50 in cash (given the number of members getting involved this year), or anything in between.

Just a thought. I take my imaginary hat off to anyone who tries to sort PHSS out. I wouldn't do it for £50 - it must be like herding cats.

Would be good if we could collectively acknowledge the fool who steps into the breech and volunteers though. Seems fitting that they should be the recipient of a decent gift in recognition.

What do you think - good idea / bad idea?

Edited by OzzyR1 on Saturday 31st October 02:52

[The Rotrex Kid]

Yup. I’d be up for that

[Rushjob]

+1

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Troubleatmill said:

Seriously, I think Captn Santa said he will start a dailogue with his believers ( eg victims ) on the 5th and 6th.


It's exciting - isn't it.

That’s the badger!

If it’s anything like last year, I’ll have one or two people who may be late submitting deets (no matter how much I threaten them ).

So 5/6th of Nov will be the matching day

[alorotom]

OzzyR1 said:

I think someone should set up one of those go-fund-me websites for whoever is undertaking the role of PHSS administrator in any given year.

Anyone participating in PHSS would commit to a £1 donation to that pot as a joining fee, and it could be decided by vote if the PHSS boss receives a Hulk-size anal fist, £50 in cash (given the number of members getting involved this year), or anything in between.

Just a thought. I take my imaginary hat off to anyone who tries to sort PHSS out. I wouldn't do it for £50 - it must be like herding cats.

Would be good if we could collectively acknowledge the fool who steps into the breech and volunteers though. Seems fitting that they should be the recipient of a decent gift in recognition.

What do you think - good idea / bad idea?

Edited by OzzyR1 on Saturday 31st October 02:52

I like the idea ... or maybe an extra token present from everyone to the organiser ... but there again how many chilli fists or dildos does one Santa need?!

[Captain Raymond Holt]

I have all the fists I need

Thanks for the though you

I do it purely for the funzies.

[Troubleatmill]

alorotom said:

OzzyR1 said:

I think someone should set up one of those go-fund-me websites for whoever is undertaking the role of PHSS administrator in any given year.

Anyone participating in PHSS would commit to a £1 donation to that pot as a joining fee, and it could be decided by vote if the PHSS boss receives a Hulk-size anal fist, £50 in cash (given the number of members getting involved this year), or anything in between.

Just a thought. I take my imaginary hat off to anyone who tries to sort PHSS out. I wouldn't do it for £50 - it must be like herding cats.

Would be good if we could collectively acknowledge the fool who steps into the breech and volunteers though. Seems fitting that they should be the recipient of a decent gift in recognition.

What do you think - good idea / bad idea?

Edited by OzzyR1 on Saturday 31st October 02:52

I like the idea ... or maybe an extra token present from everyone to the organiser ... but there again how many chilli fists or dildos does one Santa need?!

Maybe a ball stretching kit?
I've heard Santa has a thing for a large sack.

[Captain Raymond Holt]

No.	Username	PM with details sent?	Present Sent?	Present Received?	Email
1.	Captain Raymond Holt		No	No	__
2.	geeks	Yes	No	No	__
3.	thetapeworm	Yes	No	No	__
4.	The Rotrex Kid	Yes	No	No	__
5.	Gog440	Yes	No	No	__
6.	Giblet	NO	No	No	__
7.	Troubleatmill	Yes	No	No	__
8.	morgs_	Yes	No	No	__
9.	bristolbaron	Yes	No	No	__
10.	The Moose	Yes	No	No	__
11.	andburg	Yes	No	No	__
12.	Pidsy	Yes	No	No	__
13.	Bullett	Yes	No	No	__
14.	jonboy_t	yes	No	No	__
15.	Master Bean	Yes	No	No	__
16.	Crunklefloop	Yes	No	No	__
17.	ChrisDT	Yes	No	No	__
18.	alorotom	Yes	No	No	__
19.	miniman	Yes	No	No	__
20.	vixen1700	Yes	No	No	__
21.	_MIKE_	Yes	No	No	__
22.	Benni	YES	No	No	__
23.	Pot Bellied Fool	NO	No	No	__
24.	Eltax91	Yes	No	No	__
25.	w1bbles	Yes	No	No	__
26.	BertieWooster	Yes	No	No	__
27.	oldbanger	Yes	No	No	__
28.	s2green	Yes	No	No	__
29.	indigochim	Yes	No	No	__
30.	DRFC1879	Yes	No	No	__
31.	swampy1982	yes	No	No	__
32.	Tyre Tread	Yes	No	No	__
33.	ForZiE23	Yes	No	No	__
34.	BoRED S2upid	Yes	No	No	__
35.	XJSJohn	Yes	No	No	__
36.	Mr Tom	yes	No	No	__
37.	OzzyR1	yes	No	No	__
38.	2gins	yes	No	No	__
39.	Quinten	yes	No	No	__
40.	Tango13	yes	No	No	__
41.	Xaero	NO	No	No	__
42.	Bear-n	yes	No	No	__
43.	Vanden Saab	yes	No	No	__
44.	thundercolo	yes	No	No	__
45.	LukeSi	yes	No	No	__
46.	Glade	yes	No	No	__
47.	Retro_Jim	yes	No	No	__
48.	Troc	yes	No	No	__
49.	Pembo	Yes	No	No	__
50.	St3ven1	yes	No	No	__
51.	Rushjob	yes	No	No	__
52.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
53.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
54.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
55.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
56.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__

Right then, Santa has compared his inbox to the table... some changes:

Pidsy- ‘email received’ from no to yes
Vixen - from no to yes
Forzie- from no to yes
Bored Stupid - from no to yes
XJSJohn - from no to yes
Pembo- from no to yes

Outstanding from:
Giblet
Pot bellied fool
Xaero - you were down as a ‘yes’, can you resend? (Have checked my junk too)

[vixen1700]

A cheeky bump as it's nearly draw time.

[geeks]

PHSS stalking is classed as essential travel right? Can we put this to Boris please?

[Pot Bellied Fool]

No.	Username	PM with details sent?	Present Sent?	Present Received?	Email
1.	Captain Raymond Holt		No	No	__
2.	geeks	Yes	No	No	__
3.	thetapeworm	Yes	No	No	__
4.	The Rotrex Kid	Yes	No	No	__
5.	Gog440	Yes	No	No	__
6.	Giblet	NO	No	No	__
7.	Troubleatmill	Yes	No	No	__
8.	morgs_	Yes	No	No	__
9.	bristolbaron	Yes	No	No	__
10.	The Moose	Yes	No	No	__
11.	andburg	Yes	No	No	__
12.	Pidsy	Yes	No	No	__
13.	Bullett	Yes	No	No	__
14.	jonboy_t	yes	No	No	__
15.	Master Bean	Yes	No	No	__
16.	Crunklefloop	Yes	No	No	__
17.	ChrisDT	Yes	No	No	__
18.	alorotom	Yes	No	No	__
19.	miniman	Yes	No	No	__
20.	vixen1700	Yes	No	No	__
21.	_MIKE_	Yes	No	No	__
22.	Benni	YES	No	No	__
23.	Pot Bellied Fool	Yes	No	No	__
24.	Eltax91	Yes	No	No	__
25.	w1bbles	Yes	No	No	__
26.	BertieWooster	Yes	No	No	__
27.	oldbanger	Yes	No	No	__
28.	s2green	Yes	No	No	__
29.	indigochim	Yes	No	No	__
30.	DRFC1879	Yes	No	No	__
31.	swampy1982	yes	No	No	__
32.	Tyre Tread	Yes	No	No	__
33.	ForZiE23	Yes	No	No	__
34.	BoRED S2upid	Yes	No	No	__
35.	XJSJohn	Yes	No	No	__
36.	Mr Tom	yes	No	No	__
37.	OzzyR1	yes	No	No	__
38.	2gins	yes	No	No	__
39.	Quinten	yes	No	No	__
40.	Tango13	yes	No	No	__
41.	Xaero	NO	No	No	__
42.	Bear-n	yes	No	No	__
43.	Vanden Saab	yes	No	No	__
44.	thundercolo	yes	No	No	__
45.	LukeSi	yes	No	No	__
46.	Glade	yes	No	No	__
47.	Retro_Jim	yes	No	No	__
48.	Troc	yes	No	No	__
49.	Pembo	Yes	No	No	__
50.	St3ven1	yes	No	No	__
51.	Rushjob	yes	No	No	__
52.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
53.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
54.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
55.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
56.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__

[andburg]

geeks said:

PHSS stalking is classed as essential travel right? Can we put this to Boris please?

I think for this year we may need to draw the line at cyber stalking

I've just put all my dayglo camouflage stalking gear back in the loft, just not the same wearing it at a desk.

[geeks]

andburg said:

geeks said:

PHSS stalking is classed as essential travel right? Can we put this to Boris please?

I think for this year we may need to draw the line at cyber stalking

I've just put all my dayglo camouflage stalking gear back in the loft, just not the same wearing it at a desk.

Best put that ghillie suit away then *sigh*, gorram lockdown!

[Troubleatmill]

I have my stalking gear at the ready...





Be afraid... be very afraid.

[pidsy]

My stalking gear is always freshly pressed and hung ready to go.

[Captain Raymond Holt]

36 HOURS REMAINING

Captain Raymond Holt said:

• Closing date for entry is 10pm on Wednesday 4th November 2020

[andburg]

pidsy said:

My stalking gear is always freshly pressed and hung ready to go.

obviously i live a sheltered life, i wasnt aware you could iron pvc and latex!

[giblet]

No.	Username	PM with details sent?	Present Sent?	Present Received?	Email
1.	Captain Raymond Holt		No	No	__
2.	geeks	Yes	No	No	__
3.	thetapeworm	Yes	No	No	__
4.	The Rotrex Kid	Yes	No	No	__
5.	Gog440	Yes	No	No	__
6.	Giblet	Yes	No	No	__
7.	Troubleatmill	Yes	No	No	__
8.	morgs_	Yes	No	No	__
9.	bristolbaron	Yes	No	No	__
10.	The Moose	Yes	No	No	__
11.	andburg	Yes	No	No	__
12.	Pidsy	Yes	No	No	__
13.	Bullett	Yes	No	No	__
14.	jonboy_t	yes	No	No	__
15.	Master Bean	Yes	No	No	__
16.	Crunklefloop	Yes	No	No	__
17.	ChrisDT	Yes	No	No	__
18.	alorotom	Yes	No	No	__
19.	miniman	Yes	No	No	__
20.	vixen1700	Yes	No	No	__
21.	_MIKE_	Yes	No	No	__
22.	Benni	YES	No	No	__
23.	Pot Bellied Fool	Yes	No	No	__
24.	Eltax91	Yes	No	No	__
25.	w1bbles	Yes	No	No	__
26.	BertieWooster	Yes	No	No	__
27.	oldbanger	Yes	No	No	__
28.	s2green	Yes	No	No	__
29.	indigochim	Yes	No	No	__
30.	DRFC1879	Yes	No	No	__
31.	swampy1982	yes	No	No	__
32.	Tyre Tread	Yes	No	No	__
33.	ForZiE23	Yes	No	No	__
34.	BoRED S2upid	Yes	No	No	__
35.	XJSJohn	Yes	No	No	__
36.	Mr Tom	yes	No	No	__
37.	OzzyR1	yes	No	No	__
38.	2gins	yes	No	No	__
39.	Quinten	yes	No	No	__
40.	Tango13	yes	No	No	__
41.	Xaero	NO	No	No	__
42.	Bear-n	yes	No	No	__
43.	Vanden Saab	yes	No	No	__
44.	thundercolo	yes	No	No	__
45.	LukeSi	yes	No	No	__
46.	Glade	yes	No	No	__
47.	Retro_Jim	yes	No	No	__
48.	Troc	yes	No	No	__
49.	Pembo	Yes	No	No	__
50.	St3ven1	yes	No	No	__
51.	Rushjob	yes	No	No	__
52.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
53.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
54.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
55.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__
56.	Change Name	yes	No	No	__

[Captain Raymond Holt]

Cheers Giblet, all received

[The Moose]

OzzyR1 said:

I think someone should set up one of those go-fund-me websites for whoever is undertaking the role of PHSS administrator in any given year.

Anyone participating in PHSS would commit to a £1 donation to that pot as a joining fee, and it could be decided by vote if the PHSS boss receives a Hulk-size anal fist, £50 in cash (given the number of members getting involved this year), or anything in between.

Just a thought. I take my imaginary hat off to anyone who tries to sort PHSS out. I wouldn't do it for £50 - it must be like herding cats.

Would be good if we could collectively acknowledge the fool who steps into the breech and volunteers though. Seems fitting that they should be the recipient of a decent gift in recognition.

What do you think - good idea / bad idea?

Edited by OzzyR1 on Saturday 31st October 02:52

I did PHSS for a couple of years (2 or 3) before handing over the (chili) baton. It’s actually remarkably enjoyable and not too time consuming. There’s one pain in the ass job to do (matching participants and emailing out info) - this only took a couple of hours and most of the time was actually just spent making sure I hadn’t screwed up the match and ensured everyone gets a gift and a victim. Everything else is little and often.

I wouldn’t have accepted the £50 - maybe sent it to charity. Instead of raising for Santa, why not have Santa nominate a charity that people could then donate to, if they wish, in his name? Maybe taxidermyaholics anonymous?