PH Secret Santa 2020 - The Santae, lockdown edition
Discussion
Another!
OzzyR1
Hello victim,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOgnMkccVfM
shall we go for a drive?
Have your eyebrows grown back?
Congratulations to you and the wife on 5 years of marriage, my wife also wore a knee length dress, how risque!!
Santa
OzzyR1
Hello victim,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOgnMkccVfM
shall we go for a drive?
Have your eyebrows grown back?
Congratulations to you and the wife on 5 years of marriage, my wife also wore a knee length dress, how risque!!
Santa
Vixen1700
Do you have any food allergies?
Peanuts?
Dairy?
Lube?
Etc
Morgs_
You're a hard man to stalk.
I'm doing what I can.
You're social media activity is very slight.
I will stick to standing outside your house at night in the hope you give something away.
Edited by Captain Raymond Holt on Tuesday 10th November 15:33
GOG, be afraid 
GOG440
Dear GOG440
Santa has plenty of info on you, even if you had a brief change of username in late 2013.
I also see you like Oakwell Hall. So do I. I might walk down there later this evening, or past your house - again.
I also see you like visiting The Railway pub, a mere few hundred yards from my house.
And you need to update your PH garage.
You've nothing to worry about. Sleep well.
Santa.
GOG440
Dear GOG440
Santa has plenty of info on you, even if you had a brief change of username in late 2013.
I also see you like Oakwell Hall. So do I. I might walk down there later this evening, or past your house - again.
I also see you like visiting The Railway pub, a mere few hundred yards from my house.
And you need to update your PH garage.
You've nothing to worry about. Sleep well.
Santa.
Daddy is back in the game! Bill hooked me up with a functioning email account.
MIKE
Santa has noticed that your reside in what can best be described as a former prison.
Locked Gates
Guards
No chimneys
And Santa is worried that you may not get your present on time.
Is there a preferred courier that has access to the building that Santa can stalk behind to ensure you get your Dildo - sorry present.
This may have been intended as a private email, but was too good to keep between us
BristolBaron
Your kids look fun but I'm disappointed that you won't let them near carbonated drinks or E numbers - Santa may bend the boundaries!
I hope Kim won't be disappointed that after nearly 11 years of marriage you might have blown your cover.
I've had a chat with your stepfather about the Rolex I've never owned. He says he can help me out. And your grandmother says she would be happy to pop round to my bit of Perthshire and vault our gates.
Top marks to this SS for proving not just the formatting but the too!
THETAPEWORM
Santa has been working hard on stalking. Santa's lucky in that his best mate is from Morley, still living close to the area and has committed to a drive-by to assess the size of house tapeworms door aperture so that Santa can procure an appropriately sized chilli fist.
Santa notes that little tape worm is of the same gender and age as his own eldest offspring and would very much like to include little tape worm in his hearty Christmas message. Would it be possible for Santa to have (via the captain if you wish) little tape worm's Christian name?
Love Santa
too!THETAPEWORM
Santa has been working hard on stalking. Santa's lucky in that his best mate is from Morley, still living close to the area and has committed to a drive-by to assess the size of house tapeworms door aperture so that Santa can procure an appropriately sized chilli fist.
Santa notes that little tape worm is of the same gender and age as his own eldest offspring and would very much like to include little tape worm in his hearty Christmas message. Would it be possible for Santa to have (via the captain if you wish) little tape worm's Christian name?
Love Santa
_MIKE__
Santa has conscripted DHL to assist with the delivery as requested.
However said DHL fairies are insisting on a contact phone number for you
Can you PM Santa directly - I'm sure he will pass it on.
ps. If you could have anything you wanted for Christmas, what coloured dildo would it be?
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