My Wife is annoyed at me because...

My Wife is annoyed at me because...

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WestyCarl

3,262 posts

126 months

Friday 16th October 2020
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Psycho Warren said:
WestyCarl said:
However it's my fault. During the snow a few years ago it slid into the kerb, apparently I must have bought one with a broken 4wd banghead
you cant expect her to actually learn to drive in snow? whenever i see a car stuck spinning its wheels going no where on 1mm of snow, its some ditzy woman driving sat 1mm from steering wheel and a look of fear in her face.

in the last snow i was overtaking loads of stuck 4x4s driven by s in my stty FWD car on summer tyres.
Yes my error (as she pointed out), obviously a 4WD, with a specific snow button on M+S tyres, plus a 1/2 day Land Rover training wasn't enough biggrin


320d is all you need

2,114 posts

44 months

Friday 16th October 2020
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throt said:
r159 said:
She curbed one of alloys on my car...and was annoyed because I was a bit hacked off.

Also she was annoyed with the width of the estate roads, the road sweeper coming the other way...but I had stopped listening by then.

To top it off she said she’ll pay for the repair...it’s not like we don’t pool our funds...ffs
Women are the danglies at curbing alloys.
I love looking at all 4x4’s they drive, they seem to be able to get all 4 alloys matching perfectly
My Wife also kerbed an alloy on my car.
I had already done it, but it was less than half an inch. Wasn't really visible.
She did the WHOLE wheel basically.
At the time she was in pieces. But after a few days she turned her attitude to little lamb to attack dinosaur, apparently it was OK because I had "already damaged it".

I gave the comparison to the small chip in her windscreen on her car, and if I took a hammer to the screen and cracked it, would that be OK because it was already chipped.

She said no hehe

Fastchas

2,647 posts

122 months

Friday 16th October 2020
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I just opened a bag of those large cookies you get from Morrison's, a very nice white choclate chip. I only wanted a half and left the other half in the bag, took a corner from it and offered it to Mrs F, which she took (of course she would).
She retreived the other half from the bag and suggested we warm them in the microwave. 'Ooh' I said, 'Good idea', as I popped them on the microwave plate.
Gave them 10 secs on full, took them out and gave Mrs F the first half, me taking the second piece.
Apparently I'm selfish because I took the larger, second half that she took from the bag. I had to remind her that she ate the piece that's missing on the smaller piece and I hadn't had any yet!
I'm still selfish though.

Pit Pony

8,617 posts

122 months

Friday 16th October 2020
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Fastchas said:
I just opened a bag of those large cookies you get from Morrison's, a very nice white choclate chip. I only wanted a half and left the other half in the bag, took a corner from it and offered it to Mrs F, which she took (of course she would).
She retreived the other half from the bag and suggested we warm them in the microwave. 'Ooh' I said, 'Good idea', as I popped them on the microwave plate.
Gave them 10 secs on full, took them out and gave Mrs F the first half, me taking the second piece.
Apparently I'm selfish because I took the larger, second half that she took from the bag. I had to remind her that she ate the piece that's missing on the smaller piece and I hadn't had any yet!
I'm still selfish though.

Don't worry, when you are 3 stone overweight, due to excessive consumption of white chocolate chip cookies, it will be your fault for not being responsible for your own health.
Similarly when she suddenly realises that she's a bit tubby, it will be your fault for forcing unhealthy snacks on her.


J4CKO

41,608 posts

201 months

Friday 16th October 2020
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Todays, paid the decorator as he was done, invoice was £4.46 over the anticipated amount, all itemised so all good, checked it and transferred the cash.

Let him know I had sent the money. She pulls me aside and said she had heard me saying I had made the payment but we hadnt discussed it. She had been busy and he had been around so didnt want to discuss and not much to discuss anyway. One way or another I was paying him the amount.

But, told off for not communicating, and my pleas that I was going to update her when he had left fell on deaf ears, thing is I paid for it anyway so not sure why she cares how much it cost !

I was paying it quickly as it is good to ensure people are paid in a timely manner, but also as if I left it and it wasnt paid until next week, would have been told off for making him wait, so in heading one moan off, I got another.

Pit Pony

8,617 posts

122 months

Friday 16th October 2020
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J4CKO said:
Todays, paid the decorator as he was done, invoice was £4.46 over the anticipated amount, all itemised so all good, checked it and transferred the cash.

Let him know I had sent the money. She pulls me aside and said she had heard me saying I had made the payment but we hadnt discussed it. She had been busy and he had been around so didnt want to discuss and not much to discuss anyway. One way or another I was paying him the amount.

But, told off for not communicating, and my pleas that I was going to update her when he had left fell on deaf ears, thing is I paid for it anyway so not sure why she cares how much it cost !

I was paying it quickly as it is good to ensure people are paid in a timely manner, but also as if I left it and it wasnt paid until next week, would have been told off for making him wait, so in heading one moan off, I got another.
You discussed getting a decorator and his quotes before hand. It's like going to the supermarket, buying everything on the list you've jointly put together, and then ringing your wife from the till.


N111BJG

1,085 posts

64 months

Friday 16th October 2020
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she got caught speeding because I had upset her so she was distracted.
Whereas actually I had been at work all that day.
She was so desperately upset that the very clear photo shows her with the roof down laughing / singing, definitely not unhappy.
To get such a clear picture she must have been right beside the camera, but of course never saw it.
Nor the speedo either, which is so hard to read anyway because I chose a stupid a car with a digital read out

Edited by N111BJG on Friday 16th October 23:38

LosingGrip

7,821 posts

160 months

Saturday 17th October 2020
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W201_190e said:
I work 50-55 hours a week plus any unpaid overtime and often don't take much of a lunch, so I'm a bit tired. We are on annual leave this week, not doing much due to Covid. I've slept in till about 9:00 a couple of mornings, lovely. Wife doesn't get it. If I'm not out of bed by 7:30, or 8:00 at a push , usually there's a bit of contention rolleyes

Maybe she'll come round when I inevitably burn out.
Similar here.

I do six on four off. Two early shifts, two lates and two nights. The early shifts kill me. In falling asleep on the sofa from 6.30 normally.

The first rest day after my night shift is a right off. Ill have a few hours kip when I get home and just doze on the sofa for the rest of the day.

She hates this. Always wants me to do something around the house.

This is on top of cooking if I'm home for dinner. Sorting the washing out as she has this fking annoying skill of putting the towels away when they are still fking wet!
Hoover ing
Cleaning the rats cage out
Washing up and drying up

The look I get when I ask her to help do something...'but I'm tired'...yeah same here.

I'm refusing to do the washing up this weekend...i know come Sunday evening when I get home from lates all of her washing up from the weekend will be there still.

Oh also in the dog house as I asked her to move over in bed when she was asleep just now. She was sleeping corner to corner!

And breath...

FiF

44,108 posts

252 months

Saturday 17th October 2020
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Oh don't even get me on the "I've moved so everyone else must move and do something schtick"

Yet if you're doing something and dare to interrupt a 7th rewatch of an old John Nettles Midsomer Murders.

hotchy

4,473 posts

127 months

Saturday 17th October 2020
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She moaned because I stood in dogs dirt in the dark while getting in her car and smearing it all over her car mat of her new car... she should have parked my side of the car on a grassy verge in the pitch black then.

darren f

982 posts

214 months

Saturday 17th October 2020
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FiF said:
Oh don't even get me on the "I've moved so everyone else must move and do something schtick".
Oh yes. There’s me, on the sofa, watching back-to-back Bangers and Cash, chilling after a 60+ hour week. But oh no, ‘’don’t be so lazy’’..., apparently we need to go for a walk / take some exercise / sort the garden out etc. etc. A comment of ‘’you’ve had all week to do that whilst I was at work’’ is, it would appear, not all conducive to on-going marital harmony.

CubanPete

3,630 posts

189 months

Saturday 17th October 2020
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My wife will have a go at me if I fart at the end of my mates garden.

Yet my daughter can be inches away from her, grunting and growning while she fills her nappy with eye-watering toxic sludge, and yet my wife can't smell a thing.

ATG

20,598 posts

273 months

Saturday 17th October 2020
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Whenever I decline a polite and thoughtful invitation from my wife, quite naturally she gets upset. Would you like to hear an example of one of these "invitations"? They generally go like this. "Would you like to rake up the grass I cut in the field last weekend?" Because finishing off someone else's half-baked job is something I might very well like to do. She is in fact sacrificing the pleasure of doing it herself by offering to let me do it. Would I like to unblock the shower drain? Would I like to go fill the log baskets? Etc, etc. If you need help, ask for it. If I need to do something, tell me to do it. Don't pretend it's a bloody invitation. And if I gently try to point that out ...

soxboy

6,266 posts

220 months

Saturday 17th October 2020
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N111BJG said:
she got caught speeding because I had upset her so she was distracted.
Whereas actually I had been at work all that day.
She was so desperately upset that the very clear photo shows her with the roof down laughing / singing, definitely not unhappy.
To get such a clear picture she must have been right beside the camera, but of course never saw it.
Nor the speedo either, which is so hard to read anyway because I chose a stupid a car with a digital read out

Edited by N111BJG on Friday 16th October 23:38
Very similar here, my fault for having a car that’s too fast. Also when I challenged her that she should have been looking at both the speedometer and the camera van, she was ‘busy talking’.

CanAm

9,230 posts

273 months

Saturday 17th October 2020
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soxboy said:
Very similar here, my fault for having a car that’s too fast. Also when I challenged her that she should have been looking at both the speedometer and the camera van, she was ‘busy talking’.
So where was that ‘multi-tasking’ that they’re all apparently so good at?

edthefed

708 posts

68 months

Saturday 17th October 2020
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I pointed out that having the central heating on maximum whilst the windows are open is self defeating....

J4CKO

41,608 posts

201 months

Saturday 17th October 2020
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Pit Pony said:
J4CKO said:
Todays, paid the decorator as he was done, invoice was £4.46 over the anticipated amount, all itemised so all good, checked it and transferred the cash.

Let him know I had sent the money. She pulls me aside and said she had heard me saying I had made the payment but we hadnt discussed it. She had been busy and he had been around so didnt want to discuss and not much to discuss anyway. One way or another I was paying him the amount.

But, told off for not communicating, and my pleas that I was going to update her when he had left fell on deaf ears, thing is I paid for it anyway so not sure why she cares how much it cost !

I was paying it quickly as it is good to ensure people are paid in a timely manner, but also as if I left it and it wasnt paid until next week, would have been told off for making him wait, so in heading one moan off, I got another.
You discussed getting a decorator and his quotes before hand. It's like going to the supermarket, buying everything on the list you've jointly put together, and then ringing your wife from the till.
Yeah, the chap hands me an envelope containing his envelope and the receipts for the materials, she was working and the decorator was still about. Thought I would crack on and pay it, then its done, the quote was £4.46 over what we anticpated as a ball park fiture, so no suprises.

Todays moan was for not shutting the door on the shoe cupboard, I left it slightly ajar as wasnt sure on whether the paint had fully dried so thought would give it until moaning, sorry morning.



CubanPete

3,630 posts

189 months

Wednesday 21st October 2020
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1. My wife left my daughters birthday presents in the kitchen. My fault.

2. I took the afternoon off to do some outdoor jobs. In her head I should have prioritised emptying the dishwasher, which finished at an unspecified time this afternoon. I just have.

3. Apparently I didn't put enough water in the saucepan for the fresh pasta. So my wife topped it up, with a litre or so of ice cold water. This extended the cooking time from 3 remaining minutes, to about 15. I don't need to say who's fault it was the garlic bread and chicken were slightly dry.

xx99xx

1,924 posts

74 months

Wednesday 21st October 2020
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edthefed said:
I pointed out that having the central heating on maximum whilst the windows are open is self defeating....
Ah but 'i like to feel warm without having to breath in warm air'.

pigeyman

1,156 posts

102 months

Wednesday 21st October 2020
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ianrb said:
CubanPete said:
My wife left the back door unlocked, and her keys in the door.

Apparently it was entirely my fault and I should take our security more seriously.
Mine was annoyed with me because I locked the door on the way out, and she had to unlock it when she needed to go back in for something she forgot.
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