My Wife is annoyed at me because...

[Red9zero]

addz86 said:

I loaded the dishwasher before heading out earlier, decided to chuck all the wire racks from the oven and the cast bits from the top of the hob in too with a good squirt of fairy liquid for good measure...

Wife’s Facetimes me looking furious with a kitchen floor covered in bubbles that the cats ran all over the house

I did that once. It's surprising how much foam such a small amount of Fairy can make

[anonymous-user]

I informed her that, because I’m not a woman, when I told her she could have a lie in in the morning if she wanted one it was because she could have a lie in in the morning and there was no hidden meaning she was supposed to try and guess.

[CanAm]

because....
(pre-lockdown) mate said he couldn't make it for a coffee, and I didnt ask why!

[glenrobbo]

...because I was chuckling at poor Doofus' unfortunate circumstances and apparently under the present lockdown guidelines, such frivolity is forbidden!

[otherman]

Condi said:

The problem with having a wife is they expect you to always be doing "things". Just stuff.... clean this, fix that, spend time with them etc.

They don't seem to understand that men sometimes just want to sit in front of the TV with a beer and watch the rugby. Like now, for example. And that is a perfectly good use of time. Sometimes, a man might have no plans for the day at all, and that too is fine. Women can't do that, they dont understand.

you know what, second time around I found one that does get it. Sundays, we just chill all day.

[Brother D]

Trophy Husband said:

ThunderSpook said:

RC1807 said:

She wasn't more concerned you're cooking chicken from frozen?

That why my first thought, you trying to kill her off?

Chlorine kills off any bugs.

They do love to chlorinate the chicken over here...

Anyway it was pretty much defrosted and diced for chicken fajitas - should have made that bit clear : )

[anonymous-user]

That I made her jump, after not announcing that I had returned home from a shopping trip.

Annoyed her some more, when I said her reaction was typical Leeds lass. Her immediate reaction to being surprised was a punch to the gut.

[CubanPete]

GliderRider said:

catman said:

It's true. If a man wants something, they usually just say so. A woman will expect you to know what she wants and then gets huffy when you don't get/do it.

Women are telepathic, men aren't. Unfortunately it is so natural to women they just won't accept that we can't read their minds like they read ours.

My wife gets annoyed with me for not knowing what she wants for supper, when she doesn't even know what she wants...


I am in trouble for highlighting my working morning was 50% longer than hers. (and afternoon vice versa due to the way we work our hours for childcare), but this is in conflict with everything being easier for me...

Fudge seems to have resolved the tension.

[glenrobbo]

CubanPete said:

My wife gets annoyed with me for not knowing what she wants for supper, when she doesn't even know what she wants...


I am in trouble for highlighting my working morning was 50% longer than hers. (and afternoon vice versa due to the way we work our hours for childcare), but this is in conflict with everything being easier for me...

Fudge seems to have resolved the tension.

You need to be more fudge.

[bobtail4x4]

mine is annoyed as I just bought another car, we needed a dog /tip run car, and 5 cars on the road isnt in any way unusual.
well ok for two drivers perhaps...

[Pothole]

ThunderSpook said:

RC1807 said:

She wasn't more concerned you're cooking chicken from frozen?

That why my first thought, you trying to kill her off?

I doubt it was A chicken. I buy frozen chicken breasts from Aldi so my picky stepson will eat curry. The packet says "cook from frozen".

Edited by Pothole on Saturday 14th November 12:30

[Trophy Husband]

.......because I don't want to go to my niece's birthday party this afternoon! I quoted the rule of six as my excuse. She pointed out that kids aren't included and there would only be 5 adults. Ah, yes but your brother and his wife are two faced so that makes 7.
Alas, she doesn't want me to go now if that's my feelings!
Result?
F1 and a few Alhambras!
Shoot me!

[surveyor]

I have mocked her endlessly today.

This is because she did not want to send our house deposit to the solicitors over the weekend as they are closed and there is no one to receive the payment. Upon questioning she appears to believe that the money will be vulnerable to being stolen while it hangs around the internet waiting for the banks to open.

[Bill]

Apparently I was snoring in her face so she gave me a prod to get me to roll over and then I farted in her lap.

I laughed when she told me and then told the kids when she said it wasn't funny. Oddly enough they all sided with me.

[Trophy Husband]

surveyor said:

I have mocked her endlessly today.

This is because she did not want to send our house deposit to the solicitors over the weekend as they are closed and there is no one to receive the payment. Upon questioning she appears to believe that the money will be vulnerable to being stolen while it hangs around the internet waiting for the banks to open.

They really can be tup can't they? Hilarious.

[ruggedscotty]

Red9zero said:

addz86 said:

I loaded the dishwasher before heading out earlier, decided to chuck all the wire racks from the oven and the cast bits from the top of the hob in too with a good squirt of fairy liquid for good measure...

Wife’s Facetimes me looking furious with a kitchen floor covered in bubbles that the cats ran all over the house

I did that once. It's surprising how much foam such a small amount of Fairy can make

bung some into the neighbours hottub.... lol

[slopes]

ruggedscotty said:

Red9zero said:

addz86 said:

I loaded the dishwasher before heading out earlier, decided to chuck all the wire racks from the oven and the cast bits from the top of the hob in too with a good squirt of fairy liquid for good measure...

Wife’s Facetimes me looking furious with a kitchen floor covered in bubbles that the cats ran all over the house

I did that once. It's surprising how much foam such a small amount of Fairy can make

bung some into the neighbours hottub.... lol

That's evil.....but brilliant

[Starfighter]

It used to be a regular feature of the fountain in the main square in York when it was fist installed drop a bottle of Fairy in and watch the fun from a coffee shop.

[Pit Pony]

slopes said:

ruggedscotty said:

Red9zero said:

addz86 said:

I loaded the dishwasher before heading out earlier, decided to chuck all the wire racks from the oven and the cast bits from the top of the hob in too with a good squirt of fairy liquid for good measure...

Wife’s Facetimes me looking furious with a kitchen floor covered in bubbles that the cats ran all over the house

I did that once. It's surprising how much foam such a small amount of Fairy can make

bung some into the neighbours hottub.... lol

That's evil.....but brilliant

When i was a student at Coventry Polytechnic, Some one put a load of washing up liquid in the fountain in the city centre.

[Boozy]

My eldest wore my socks to school, not my fault as I don’t sort the washing. My eldest having checked with the teacher if it was a typo seems to have added to my suffering.