My Wife is annoyed at me because...

My Wife is annoyed at me because...

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mikees

2,747 posts

172 months

Sunday 4th July 2021
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Gargamel said:
To be honest between the two photos, I can’t see a vas deferens.
Now that is a proper pun

ChocolateFrog

25,373 posts

173 months

Sunday 4th July 2021
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CubanPete said:
Went to get my second jab. I was out about an hour and a half.

My daughter (3) watched a film. My wife did cross stitch. They nailed at least one party pack of crisps between them.

I said I would mow the lawn. Apparently this was selfish as my wife has effectively been 'a single mum all morning'...
I get similar laugh

The mitigating circumstances being that most jobs are easier than minding a toddler.

g3org3y

20,631 posts

191 months

Sunday 4th July 2021
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Ambleton said:
Abdul Abulbul Amir said:
To be fair that first one was more dildo than comic cock.
That was her thoughts too....

I was going to make it all veiny and add some melted white choc for spunk too but apparently that was too far...
I admire your attention to detail. Truly a perfectionist.

Gargamel said:
To be honest between the two photos, I can’t see a vas deferens.
Post of the week.

Brother D

3,720 posts

176 months

Sunday 4th July 2021
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wolfracesonic said:
Brother D said:
She gave up trying to convinvce me that frozen chicken vs defrosted would damage a steel pan. So I now have a 'copper' pan. (Which I have to admit is actually pretty decent. But still lost on what food types are acceptable to cook in the Cast iron/Blue Steel/Stainless Steel and now 'copper' pans we have. (excuse he weird fish-eye camera shot).

That was for reference regards 'copper' pan. Mother of all arguments recently after returning flat after 8 months of being away.

I made the hideous faux-pas of absentmindedly putting the blue-steel (not the ceramic copper, or the cast iron or steel pan which have caused arguments in the past) into the dishwasher after use. Which again "wrecks it". No amount of rational discussion about how the dish washer is very similar to a sink and detergent, or how it is heated to 300c on the gas hob and has acidic liquids added as part of normal cooking etc. and yet it still remains serviceable.

One of us studied materials engineering, but that holds no weight when the label says "use soap and warm water to clean after use".

So this too joins the collection of pots and pans above the cupboards so I don't f up again in utilizing a cooking pit/pan that will be here long after we leave this mortal earth, no matter how many times it is washed, has water (or frozen chicken peices) added to it.

Ps the "copper" ceramic pan has lost its non-stick abilities. I'm 99% sure the dishwasher didn't wreck it...










Edited to add the kitchen was like this when we moved in

Edited by Brother D on Sunday 15th November 07:05
You posted at 6.58, edited at 7.05 yet your hob clock shows 12.50; how do you account for the time difference Brother D? Do you have any witnesses that can corroborate your whereabouts during the ‘missing’ hours? More than a little suspiciousscratchchin

steveT350C

6,728 posts

161 months

Sunday 4th July 2021
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I’m not female.

We are now divorced.

Pit Pony

8,586 posts

121 months

Monday 5th July 2021
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steveT350C said:
I’m not female.

And declined to undergo gender reassignment.

We are now divorced.
Would that be truer. ? Or did she not suggest it ?

siovey

1,643 posts

138 months

Thursday 8th July 2021
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....apparently it was my wedding anniversary today. Found out when I was given a card this morning. Oops!biggrin
Ah well, first time in 19 years I'd forgotten..laugh

Vasco

16,477 posts

105 months

Thursday 8th July 2021
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siovey said:
....apparently it was my wedding anniversary today. Found out when I was given a card this morning. Oops!biggrin
Ah well, first time in 19 years I'd forgotten..laugh
.......and you're still physically able to use a computer. Amazing !!

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siovey

1,643 posts

138 months

Thursday 8th July 2021
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Vasco said:
siovey said:
....apparently it was my wedding anniversary today. Found out when I was given a card this morning. Oops!biggrin
Ah well, first time in 19 years I'd forgotten..laugh
.......and you're still physically able to use a computer. Amazing !!

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Well, luckily I didn't need my balls to type that message!laugh

Easternlight

3,432 posts

144 months

Thursday 8th July 2021
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siovey said:
Vasco said:
siovey said:
....apparently it was my wedding anniversary today. Found out when I was given a card this morning. Oops!biggrin
Ah well, first time in 19 years I'd forgotten..laugh
.......and you're still physically able to use a computer. Amazing !!

clap
Well, luckily I didn't need my balls to type that message!laugh