My Wife is annoyed at me because...

[HappyMidget]

dazwalsh said:

I didn't clean the kitchen before the cleaner came... can anyone explain that one to me?

I never understood this logic either we had a cleaner.

[320d is all you need]

Ha ha, I can relate to most of this!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Women are a different breed, certainly.

[SpeckledJim]

HappyMidget said:

dazwalsh said:

I didn't clean the kitchen before the cleaner came... can anyone explain that one to me?

I never understood this logic either we had a cleaner.

The point of having a cleaner is not to have them clean your stuff.

The point of having a cleaner is so that you can talk to other women about having a cleaner. It's a pecking-order thing.

Best is if you have a cleaner (rich) but don't think she's very good (high personal standards) but keep her on anyway as she 'doesn't have much luck' (generous and sympathetic).

[RizzoTheRat]

HappyMidget said:

dazwalsh said:

I didn't clean the kitchen before the cleaner came... can anyone explain that one to me?

I never understood this logic either we had a cleaner.

I used to have cleaner when it was just me in the place. Then my wife moved in and wasn't working, she complained the cleaner wasn't that good, and said there wasn't a lot of point having a cleaner when she's around anyway. Fair enough, so we stopped having the cleaner.

Now the house is no where near as clean and she's grumpy that I don't hoover

[budgie smuggler]

shep1001 said:

Apparently I didn't 'wipe the end of it' after visiting the loo for a tinkle. SWMBO must have been lying or have eyes in the back of her head though as she was still snoring before/during/after my trip to the loo until I got back in the bed and the cats took that as their cue to climb all over her.....

i'm confused by this post, do you generally dry your willy with toilet paper or is this just something she assumed you would/should do?

[Pit Pony]

RizzoTheRat said:

HappyMidget said:

dazwalsh said:

I didn't clean the kitchen before the cleaner came... can anyone explain that one to me?

I never understood this logic either we had a cleaner.

I used to have cleaner when it was just me in the place. Then my wife moved in and wasn't working, she complained the cleaner wasn't that good, and said there wasn't a lot of point having a cleaner when she's around anyway. Fair enough, so we stopped having the cleaner.

Now the house is no where near as clean and she's grumpy that I don't hoover

If you can afford a cleaner it's your moral duty to employ one, taking someone off the dole queue.

That's what my mother says.

[RizzoTheRat]

Pit Pony said:

If you can afford a cleaner it's your moral duty to employ one, taking someone off the dole queue.

That's what my mother says.

Don't worry, we're investing the money saved in the local community and ensuring the wine shop and brewery stay afloat.

[otolith]

SpeckledJim said:

HappyMidget said:

dazwalsh said:

I didn't clean the kitchen before the cleaner came... can anyone explain that one to me?

I never understood this logic either we had a cleaner.

The point of having a cleaner is not to have them clean your stuff.

The point of having a cleaner is so that you can talk to other women about having a cleaner. It's a pecking-order thing.

Best is if you have a cleaner (rich) but don't think she's very good (high personal standards) but keep her on anyway as she 'doesn't have much luck' (generous and sympathetic).

I had a cleaner when I was single. Still do. The point of having a cleaner is that my time is worth more than she charges for hers.

[alorotom]

alorotom said:

I “flirt” with women on works video calls all day ... this then morphed to flirting with everyone on the calls.

+1 more on the dreams front and me rattling one of her mates in them.

To further add to this (and I knew it would wind her up) said friend that I was disappointing in her dream, I also disappointed in my dream ... clearly the rationale that she put the idea in my head originally wasn't acceptable and she hasn't really spoken to me since this morning.

[Fastchas]

She drove into my car when she pulled off the drive, scratching her near side against my off-side front bumper corner.. It was my fault because of where I parked my car. On the drive - albeit in 'her space'.
I told her she is responsible for her spatial awareness shortcomings.

[Pothole]

alorotom said:

I “flirt” with women on works video calls all day ... this then morphed to flirting with everyone on the calls.

+1 more on the dreams front and me rattling one of her mates in them.

I flirt with everybody. Always have. Mrs P never remarks on it except when it's a waiter.

[J4CKO]

Pit Pony said:

RizzoTheRat said:

HappyMidget said:

dazwalsh said:

I didn't clean the kitchen before the cleaner came... can anyone explain that one to me?

I never understood this logic either we had a cleaner.

I used to have cleaner when it was just me in the place. Then my wife moved in and wasn't working, she complained the cleaner wasn't that good, and said there wasn't a lot of point having a cleaner when she's around anyway. Fair enough, so we stopped having the cleaner.

Now the house is no where near as clean and she's grumpy that I don't hoover

If you can afford a cleaner it's your moral duty to employ one, taking someone off the dole queue.

That's what my mother says.

We had one, she was awesome at the job, if the job was faffing with her mobile and chattering away to her kids, whilst pretending to clean.

But, at least she didnt have an embargo on using the bathroom after cleaning, she goes in has a shower and cleans it whilst in there, I am sat waiting to go and recreate the Dambusters whilst perusing Autotrader (not the same since they stopped printing it) and she moans about me going in. I don't like the downstairs one, the design is not conducive to avoiding contact. Even allowing for my skill, like a Spanish coach driver guiding a 70 seat coach through a tiny fishing village with not even a minor scrape.

Then, despite given a coded warning on exit suggesting a period of avoiding the area she scuttles in, despite having an alternate facility, then moans about the air quality ? I mean, she saw me eat a Tandoori Mixed Grill with Jalfrezi Sauce (extra chillies), plus sundries and lots of beer, then wonders why it smells like an industrial accident that's taken out a sewer. I swear they like it, I will give it upon exit, a good two hours before returning to the scene of the crime myself.

[500 Miles]

budgie smuggler said:

shep1001 said:

Apparently I didn't 'wipe the end of it' after visiting the loo for a tinkle. SWMBO must have been lying or have eyes in the back of her head though as she was still snoring before/during/after my trip to the loo until I got back in the bed and the cats took that as their cue to climb all over her.....

i'm confused by this post, do you generally dry your willy with toilet paper or is this just something she assumed you would/should do?

Glad it’s not just me that was confused..

[W201_190e]

I work 50-55 hours a week plus any unpaid overtime and often don't take much of a lunch, so I'm a bit tired. We are on annual leave this week, not doing much due to Covid. I've slept in till about 9:00 a couple of mornings, lovely. Wife doesn't get it. If I'm not out of bed by 7:30, or 8:00 at a push , usually there's a bit of contention

Maybe she'll come round when I inevitably burn out.

[jules_s]

W201_190e said:

I work 50-55 hours a week plus any unpaid overtime and often don't take much of a lunch, so I'm a bit tired. We are on annual leave this week, not doing much due to Covid. I've slept in till about 9:00 a couple of mornings, lovely. Wife doesn't get it. If I'm not out of bed by 7:30, or 8:00 at a push , usually there's a bit of contention

Maybe she'll come round when I inevitably burn out.

Same - 10ish hours for fours months then two weeks off

'lets decorate' ended up with her doing nothing but watch and moan about any drop of spillage

Bless her - I still love her dearly (she made me sat that)

[320d is all you need]

W201_190e said:

I work 50-55 hours a week plus any unpaid overtime, so I'm a bit tired. We are on annual leave this week, not doing much due to Covid. I've slept in till about 9:00 a couple of mornings, lovely. Wife doesn't get it. If I'm not out of bed by 7:30, or 8:00 at a push , usually there's a bit of contention

Maybe she'll come round when I inevitably burn out.

I think you may need a conversation with her - Sounds like she should be more tolerant. What difference is it to her what time you wake up?

[glenrobbo]

500 Miles said:

budgie smuggler said:

shep1001 said:

Apparently I didn't 'wipe the end of it' after visiting the loo for a tinkle. SWMBO must have been lying or have eyes in the back of her head though as she was still snoring before/during/after my trip to the loo until I got back in the bed and the cats took that as their cue to climb all over her.....

i'm confused by this post, do you generally dry your willy with toilet paper or is this just something she assumed you would/should do?

Glad it’s not just me that was confused..

It makes perfect sense to give it a good wipe dry after dunking it in the penis beaker...

[r159]

She curbed one of alloys on my car...and was annoyed because I was a bit hacked off.

Also she was annoyed with the width of the estate roads, the road sweeper coming the other way...but I had stopped listening by then.

To top it off she said she’ll pay for the repair...it’s not like we don’t pool our funds...ffs

[Pothole]

r159 said:

She curbed one of alloys on my car...

What was it doing?

[throt]

r159 said:

She curbed one of alloys on my car...and was annoyed because I was a bit hacked off.

Also she was annoyed with the width of the estate roads, the road sweeper coming the other way...but I had stopped listening by then.

To top it off she said she’ll pay for the repair...it’s not like we don’t pool our funds...ffs

Women are the danglies at curbing alloys.
I love looking at all 4x4’s they drive, they seem to be able to get all 4 alloys matching perfectly