Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

[Vanden Saab]

[daqinggregg]

Snifter, forgot all about the vets appointment.

[lancslad58]

[Skyedriver]

lancslad58 said:

the second one maybe for the older ones amongst us.

[Frimley111R]

Skyedriver said:

lancslad58 said:

the second one maybe for the older ones amongst us.

Yep

[johnboy1975]

Killer2005 said:

Since we're on that

More palace news...

[ruggedscotty]

[ruggedscotty]

[BenS94]

Skyedriver said:

lancslad58 said:

the second one maybe for the older ones amongst us.

I liked the second one

[Milkyway]

[Filton-flyer]

Milkyway said:

I saw this recently on Face ache.
One question arose, what's the thing under his right hand?
Initially I thought it was a skateboard but that wouldn't fit the image of "lack of action" would it?

[RedWhiteMonkey]

Filton-flyer said:

Milkyway said:

I saw this recently on Face ache.
One question arose, what's the thing under his right hand?
Initially I thought it was a skateboard but that wouldn't fit the image of "lack of action" would it?

Its an oversized tv remote control.

[JFReturns]

Filton-flyer said:

I saw this recently on Face ache.
One question arose, what's the thing under his right hand?
Initially I thought it was a skateboard but that wouldn't fit the image of "lack of action" would it?

Gonna go with TV remote

[Milkyway]

JFReturns said:

Filton-flyer said:

I saw this recently on Face ache.
One question arose, what's the thing under his right hand?
Initially I thought it was a skateboard but that wouldn't fit the image of "lack of action" would it?

Gonna go with TV remote

The sofa set would include the beers & snacks.

[jimmytheone]

[Skyedriver]

Really not sure which forum this should go into. Taken from a FB motoring forum I am on.

[ChemicalChaos]

So, I had a housewarming over the weekend with a bunch of car guys I know from here on PH.
Showing them round, as you do, one of them commented on the size of the bed and mattress in my room, and I invited him to sit on it and assess the considerable comfort.
It's important to note that this guy is:
a) an automotive engineer and race driver, and
b) is in an open relationship so has more than one woman "on the go"

So as we were throwing various puns at him asking about the damping, rebound rate etc, someone asked "what about the secondary ride?" to which he replied "we dont call her that...."

I damn near spat my drink over the carpet

[Still Mulling]

ChemicalChaos said:

So, I had a housewarming over the weekend with a bunch of car guys I know from here on PH.
Showing them round, as you do, one of them commented on the size of the bed and mattress in my room, and I invited him to sit on it and assess the considerable comfort.
It's important to note that this guy is:
a) an automotive engineer and race driver, and
b) is in an open relationship so has more than one woman "on the go"

So as we were throwing various puns at him asking about the damping, rebound rate etc, someone asked "what about the secondary ride?" to which he replied "we dont call her that...."

I damn near spat my drink over the carpet

[jimmytheone]

[Rusty Old-Banger]

ChemicalChaos said:

So, I had a housewarming over the weekend with a bunch of car guys I know from here on PH.
Showing them round, as you do, one of them commented on the size of the bed and mattress in my room, and I invited him to sit on it and assess the considerable comfort.
It's important to note that this guy is:
a) an automotive engineer and race driver, and
b) is in an open relationship so has more than one woman "on the go"

So as we were throwing various puns at him asking about the damping, rebound rate etc, someone asked "what about the secondary ride?" to which he replied "we dont call her that...."

I damn near spat my drink over the carpet

I gave myself a hernia trying to climb on to something on Friday night, which has given me a virtually sleepless, and quite painful, existence since. I also have a sick 20 month old child who is exceptionally clingy, grumpy, and quite nocturnal at the moment.

I think my weekend sounds better, TBH.