Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)
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juice said:
Reminds me of when Simon Mayo did a confessions slot on his radio channel...A woman wrote in saying she'd been driving her car and had looked out into a field and seen a black swan entangled in a wire fence, flapping its wings whilst struggling to get free. She called the RSPCA explaining she couldn't go near it as it would upset her too much seeing it in distress, so they sent one of their swan experts from elsewhere in the country to help free it, and asked her to wait for him. When the swan expert eventually arrived a couple of hours later he walked over to the swan, then came straight back to her explaining it was actually a black bin liner.
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