Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

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DodgyGeezer

40,605 posts

191 months

Wednesday 10th April
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Sheets Tabuer said:
scrotal eclipse of the sun hehe

richhead

951 posts

12 months

Wednesday 10th April
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Frimley111R said:
And every single time my wife says she is going for a facial :hehe (Ross 54)
We had a brunch in a restaurant the other day for my oh daughter birthday, my gf gave said daughter her present, a gift card for a facial, que me and the daughters hubby pissing ourselves, and the rest of the table, including grand parents, looking bemused.


generationx

6,832 posts

106 months

Thursday 11th April
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richhead said:
Frimley111R said:
And every single time my wife says she is going for a facial :hehe (Ross 54)
We had a brunch in a restaurant the other day for my oh daughter birthday, my gf gave said daughter her present, a gift card for a facial, que me and the daughters hubby pissing ourselves, and the rest of the table, including grand parents, looking bemused.
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cobra kid

4,970 posts

241 months

Thursday 11th April
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My team - Sheffield Wednesday are currently embroiled in a relegation fight. After the results last night, one journalist exclaimed that it was "tight down there in the bottom".

Frimley111R

15,699 posts

235 months

Thursday 11th April
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DodgyGeezer said:
Sheets Tabuer said:
scrotal eclipse of the sun hehe
Removed frown

Lotusgone

1,201 posts

128 months

Thursday 11th April
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21st Century Man said:
sbk1972 said:
Hearing some ones name is Richard / Dick.
I did actually know someone who's name was Richard Head.
I knew a lady called Jenny Taylor.

ChevronB19

5,812 posts

164 months

Thursday 11th April
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N111BJG said:
21st Century Man said:
sbk1972 said:
Hearing some ones name is Richard / Dick.
I did actually know someone who's name was Richard Head.
I was sat next to my friend of that name last night. He is a school teacher.
There was a teacher at my sister’s school called Mr Glasscock. Absolutely honestly true. Lovely guy, his life must’ve been hell.

Gary29

4,170 posts

100 months

Thursday 11th April
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Frimley111R said:
DodgyGeezer said:
Sheets Tabuer said:
scrotal eclipse of the sun hehe
Removed frown
Sounds like we dodged a bullet.

Magnum 475

3,559 posts

133 months

Thursday 11th April
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Lotusgone said:
21st Century Man said:
sbk1972 said:
Hearing some ones name is Richard / Dick.
I did actually know someone who's name was Richard Head.
I knew a lady called Jenny Taylor.
I used to work with a Christina Mycock (Tina to everyone who knew her). When she joined our company, the IT folks set her email address up: cmycock@xxxxx.co.uk.

I also used to work in a company with Mr Woodcock and Mr Hardwick, both in IT.


ruggedscotty

5,636 posts

210 months

Thursday 11th April
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21st Century Man said:
sbk1972 said:
Hearing some ones name is Richard / Dick.
I did actually know someone who's name was Richard Head.
Ill raise ya...

There was a guy i knew of who was called Richard Organ....., and another who was called Richard Hair... not quite as good as yours,
but by eck their parents... imagine... what compelled them ?

RedWhiteMonkey

6,864 posts

183 months

Thursday 11th April
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In a previous life as a planning officer I had a planning application from Mr & Mrs Shaw-Twilley. I find double barrelled surnames pompous but if I were Mr Shaw or Mr Twilley and I was marrying Miss Twilley or Miss Shaw I think I would have chosen a different order.

He was (possibly still is) the headmaster of a school in the Isle of Man - https://www.get-information-schools.service.gov.uk...

zalrak

389 posts

86 months

Thursday 11th April
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Lotusgone said:
I knew a lady called Jenny Taylor.

hidetheelephants

24,650 posts

194 months

Thursday 11th April
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zalrak said:
Lotusgone said:
I knew a lady called Jenny Taylor.
Would be better if she worked for Powergen Italia.

Voldemort

6,173 posts

279 months

Thursday 11th April
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We had a family friend called Gaye Hooker.

drmotorsport

756 posts

244 months

Thursday 11th April
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hidetheelephants said:
zalrak said:
Lotusgone said:
I knew a lady called Jenny Taylor.
Would be better if she worked for Powergen Italia.
I'm disappointed in myself for taking this long to 'get it' smile

motco

15,979 posts

247 months

Thursday 11th April
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His sister is called Ophelia Dick

DodgyGeezer

40,605 posts

191 months

Thursday 11th April
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ruggedscotty said:
21st Century Man said:
sbk1972 said:
Hearing some ones name is Richard / Dick.
I did actually know someone who's name was Richard Head.
Ill raise ya...

There was a guy i knew of who was called Richard Organ....., and another who was called Richard Hair... not quite as good as yours,
but by eck their parents... imagine... what compelled them ?
went to school with a lad intials V.D. - as you say, what on earth were the parents thinking.

Several years ago it made the news when a registrar recommended that Mr Peacock reconsider calling his son Drew...

Teppic

7,382 posts

258 months

Thursday 11th April
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Gary29 said:
Frimley111R said:
DodgyGeezer said:
Sheets Tabuer said:
scrotal eclipse of the sun hehe
Removed frown
Sounds like we dodged a bk.
EFA

Magnum 475

3,559 posts

133 months

Thursday 11th April
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DodgyGeezer said:
went to school with a lad intials V.D. - as you say, what on earth were the parents thinking.

Several years ago it made the news when a registrar recommended that Mr Peacock reconsider calling his son Drew...
Someone I worked with called his baby son "Benjamin Jake", known to everyone as "Little Job". Bet he's having a rough childhood now.


Speed 3

4,615 posts

120 months

Thursday 11th April
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