Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)
Discussion
Fermit and Sexy Sarah said:
CharlesdeGaulle said:
Bacon Is Proof said:
captain_cynic said:
At the airport I one heard an announcement that any bags left unattended would be siezed and destroyed... Just as an old lady walked past on her own.
Genuinely laughed out loud. 
Christ, maybe I'm out of touch.
98elise said:
Adenauer said:
pidsy said:
V8mate said:
Looks great from below but I imagine, once your in it, even with goggles on, looking down wouldn’t be that scary. 
If there were a hundred people in there, each weighing 100kg, would that be adding 10 tons to the weight in the pool?
Exige77 said:
SpeckledJim said:
Exige77 said:
There is only about 300mm of water in the balcony pool.
I don’t think it’s about to collapse.
But it only needs one of those glass panes to let go and that little lad will be carried out on the flood.I don’t think it’s about to collapse.
"In ancient times, women with anxiety, mood swings and depression were sent by their husbands to the doctor, who diagnosed them as suffering from a disease called "hysteria". Their treatment was based on a "pelvic massage" in order to achieve hysterical paroxysm, known today as orgasm.
There were so many women who began to attend consultations to receive their "treatment for hysteria" that doctors at the end of the working day were exhausted and with their hands cramped; for this reason they decided to invent a useful device that produced rhythmic vibrations and achieved easier and faster the hysterical paroxysm in the patient without the need for the common manual massage: this is the origin of the vibrator. At that time it was seen as a healing device, even the wealthiest women had them in their homes for when they felt "hysterical outbreaks"
There were so many women who began to attend consultations to receive their "treatment for hysteria" that doctors at the end of the working day were exhausted and with their hands cramped; for this reason they decided to invent a useful device that produced rhythmic vibrations and achieved easier and faster the hysterical paroxysm in the patient without the need for the common manual massage: this is the origin of the vibrator. At that time it was seen as a healing device, even the wealthiest women had them in their homes for when they felt "hysterical outbreaks"
MartG said:
"In ancient times, women with anxiety, mood swings and depression were sent by their husbands to the doctor, who diagnosed them as suffering from a disease called "hysteria". Their treatment was based on a "pelvic massage" in order to achieve hysterical paroxysm, known today as orgasm.
There were so many women who began to attend consultations to receive their "treatment for hysteria" that doctors at the end of the working day were exhausted and with their hands cramped; for this reason they decided to invent a useful device that produced rhythmic vibrations and achieved easier and faster the hysterical paroxysm in the patient without the need for the common manual massage: this is the origin of the vibrator. At that time it was seen as a healing device, even the wealthiest women had them in their homes for when they felt "hysterical outbreaks"
That picture is superb There were so many women who began to attend consultations to receive their "treatment for hysteria" that doctors at the end of the working day were exhausted and with their hands cramped; for this reason they decided to invent a useful device that produced rhythmic vibrations and achieved easier and faster the hysterical paroxysm in the patient without the need for the common manual massage: this is the origin of the vibrator. At that time it was seen as a healing device, even the wealthiest women had them in their homes for when they felt "hysterical outbreaks"
generationx said:
MartG said:
"In ancient times, women with anxiety, mood swings and depression were sent by their husbands to the doctor, who diagnosed them as suffering from a disease called "hysteria". Their treatment was based on a "pelvic massage" in order to achieve hysterical paroxysm, known today as orgasm.
There were so many women who began to attend consultations to receive their "treatment for hysteria" that doctors at the end of the working day were exhausted and with their hands cramped; for this reason they decided to invent a useful device that produced rhythmic vibrations and achieved easier and faster the hysterical paroxysm in the patient without the need for the common manual massage: this is the origin of the vibrator. At that time it was seen as a healing device, even the wealthiest women had them in their homes for when they felt "hysterical outbreaks"
That picture is superb There were so many women who began to attend consultations to receive their "treatment for hysteria" that doctors at the end of the working day were exhausted and with their hands cramped; for this reason they decided to invent a useful device that produced rhythmic vibrations and achieved easier and faster the hysterical paroxysm in the patient without the need for the common manual massage: this is the origin of the vibrator. At that time it was seen as a healing device, even the wealthiest women had them in their homes for when they felt "hysterical outbreaks"
illmonkey said:
generationx said:
MartG said:
"In ancient times, women with anxiety, mood swings and depression were sent by their husbands to the doctor, who diagnosed them as suffering from a disease called "hysteria". Their treatment was based on a "pelvic massage" in order to achieve hysterical paroxysm, known today as orgasm.
There were so many women who began to attend consultations to receive their "treatment for hysteria" that doctors at the end of the working day were exhausted and with their hands cramped; for this reason they decided to invent a useful device that produced rhythmic vibrations and achieved easier and faster the hysterical paroxysm in the patient without the need for the common manual massage: this is the origin of the vibrator. At that time it was seen as a healing device, even the wealthiest women had them in their homes for when they felt "hysterical outbreaks"
That picture is superb There were so many women who began to attend consultations to receive their "treatment for hysteria" that doctors at the end of the working day were exhausted and with their hands cramped; for this reason they decided to invent a useful device that produced rhythmic vibrations and achieved easier and faster the hysterical paroxysm in the patient without the need for the common manual massage: this is the origin of the vibrator. At that time it was seen as a healing device, even the wealthiest women had them in their homes for when they felt "hysterical outbreaks"
DodgyGeezer said:
illmonkey said:
generationx said:
MartG said:
"In ancient times, women with anxiety, mood swings and depression were sent by their husbands to the doctor, who diagnosed them as suffering from a disease called "hysteria". Their treatment was based on a "pelvic massage" in order to achieve hysterical paroxysm, known today as orgasm.
There were so many women who began to attend consultations to receive their "treatment for hysteria" that doctors at the end of the working day were exhausted and with their hands cramped; for this reason they decided to invent a useful device that produced rhythmic vibrations and achieved easier and faster the hysterical paroxysm in the patient without the need for the common manual massage: this is the origin of the vibrator. At that time it was seen as a healing device, even the wealthiest women had them in their homes for when they felt "hysterical outbreaks"
That picture is superb There were so many women who began to attend consultations to receive their "treatment for hysteria" that doctors at the end of the working day were exhausted and with their hands cramped; for this reason they decided to invent a useful device that produced rhythmic vibrations and achieved easier and faster the hysterical paroxysm in the patient without the need for the common manual massage: this is the origin of the vibrator. At that time it was seen as a healing device, even the wealthiest women had them in their homes for when they felt "hysterical outbreaks"
I hear he got Tony the Tiger to do the larger ladies.
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