Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

[paua]

DodgyGeezer said:

vaud said:

Milkyway said:

Jack Goff takes some beating.
Do some parents not think, care or just have a good sense of humour.
But if it’s your married name ... then it’s just pure bad luck.

You don't have to take your partners name. In the US Randy Bender doesn't mean anything, nor does Willybiro.

Jenny Taylor in the UK is pretty unforgivable.

Didn't Jasper Carrot have a (short) skit on this - ex-pat in the US had the plate 'bks' or very similar?

Used to know a vet named Tess, she married a guy with last name Stickle.

[CanAm]

DodgyGeezer said:

Didn't Jasper Carrot have a (short) skit on this - ex-pat in the US had the plate 'bks' or very similar?

It was bks I believe, in California where you could choose any 6 letters.
The profanity filter ruins this. It was 6 letters ending in LLOX

Edited by CanAm on Sunday 26th June 12:20

[Plinth]

[Milkyway]

Plinth said:

... Have fun naming those bends.

[Steamer]

Milkyway said:

Plinth said:

... Have fun naming those bends.

Aww blast from the past! (stop-it!).. I remember that booklet of track layouts.. and not once did I notice it was a giant cock & balls. The innocence of youth.

ETA: Even the description says 'the corners look innocent but require careful attention'

Edited by Steamer on Sunday 26th June 10:40

[Milkyway]

Plinth said:

... Have fun naming those bends.

[Fermit]

Plinth said:

It would be a good track for aspiring female F1 drivers to cut their teeth on. With any luck they could make the grade of polesitter.

[Bodo]

CanAm said:

V8mate said:

This is my favourite plate I've spotted. Must resonate with plenty of owners...

In Germany you have no control of the first 2 (or sometimes, 3) letters which represent the place where you live, but you can ask for your own choice for the rest. I guess this was an ex-pat, or an unfortunate choice by a German.

Probably the last with '911' available in FÜ

Frankfurters have this one still available

[Bodo]

It would be childish to reserve this



€12,80 for nothing.

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CanAm said:

DodgyGeezer said:

Didn't Jasper Carrot have a (short) skit on this - ex-pat in the US had the plate 'bks' or very similar?

It was bks I believe, in California where you could choose any 6 letters.
The profanity filter ruins this. It was 6 letters ending in LLOX

Edited by CanAm on Sunday 26th June 12:20

Yep, California.
My dad spotted it one day on the Santa Monica Freeway while I was driving him to LAX. It was on a blue Merc SL of some calibre.

[Milkyway]

[WarrenB]

paua said:

DodgyGeezer said:

vaud said:

Milkyway said:

Jack Goff takes some beating.
Do some parents not think, care or just have a good sense of humour.
But if it’s your married name ... then it’s just pure bad luck.

You don't have to take your partners name. In the US Randy Bender doesn't mean anything, nor does Willybiro.

Jenny Taylor in the UK is pretty unforgivable.

Didn't Jasper Carrot have a (short) skit on this - ex-pat in the US had the plate 'bks' or very similar?

Used to know a vet named Tess, she married a guy with last name Stickle.

An old manager told us of his mate who was called Peter Nutt, so his signature read as P-Nutt. Then he married someone called Hazel, who became Hazel Nutt.

[loafer123]

I had a friend who used to tell everyone about his neighbours, the Cue’s;

Paul, Frank and Barbara

[Milkyway]

loafer123 said:

I had a friend who used to tell everyone about his neighbours, the Cue’s;

Paul, Frank and Barbara

My old boss was S. Heath.... so he just became ‘Sheathy’.

Edited by Milkyway on Sunday 26th June 16:23

[dudleybloke]

We had a girl at school called Theresa Green.

[WarrenB]

This one tickled me, Dr Sprout...

[Swampy1982]

Have we had Drew Peacock yet?

[Cold]

Swampy1982 said:

Have we had Drew Peacock yet?

Yes, but I was very tired and the doctor gave me some tablets in case it happened again.

[kevinon]

Cold said:

Swampy1982 said:

Have we had Drew Peacock yet?

Yes, but I was very tired and the doctor gave me some tablets in case it happened again.

[Stick Legs]

Nominative Determinism in action!