Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

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[DodgyGeezer]

if it works it's not a bad idea....

[vaud]

Seen in Waitrose

[NoddyonNitrous]

vaud said:

Seen in Waitrose

The mind boggles. Actually, I don't think I want to know!

[ruggedscotty]

https://www.waitrose.com/ecom/products/octopus-rin...

its a thing

[Milkyway]

We all need these...
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003015945222.h...

Edited by Milkyway on Sunday 3rd July 14:53

[FiF]

Have we had this place in Edinburgh?

[Europa Jon]

Saw this in a bar window in La Rochelle today:
No wonder the Captain enjoyed Happy Hour!

[zb]

[ruggedscotty]

FiF said:

Have we had this place in Edinburgh?

still in scotland.... gets more boastfill further down the street you go

[dudleybloke]

[Milkyway]

[rodericb]

Europa Jon said:

Saw this in a bar window in La Rochelle today:
No wonder the Captain enjoyed Happy Hour!

I don't know if you have (or had) them in GB but here in Australia every hotel, pub, whatever seemed to have some happy hour where you could "toss the boss" and it's one of the most deadly serious things around. This from the same country where some sort of non-beer beverage gets rung up on the register as:

[LaserTam]

dudleybloke said:

Proper giggled at that one

[MartG]

[MartG]

zb said:

In Terry Pratchett’s Men at Arms, Gaspode, a talking dog, claims he has so many dog diseases he only survives as they are fighting each other "I've even got Lickey End, and you only get that if you're a pregnant sheep".

[rodericb]

MartG said:

zb said:

In Terry Pratchett’s Men at Arms, Gaspode, a talking dog, claims he has so many dog diseases he only survives as they are fighting each other "I've even got Lickey End, and you only get that if you're a pregnant sheep".

I would have imagined that Lickey End is something which dogs certainly would have. It's so common that humans even have a gag about it: Why do dogs lick their dicks? Because they can....

[Milkyway]

[NoddyonNitrous]

Well, you couldn't forget it, could you?

[MrAndyW]