Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

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MartG

20,700 posts

205 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2021
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Jonboy_t

5,038 posts

184 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2021
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nonsequitur said:
stevesingo said:
davhill said:
Baron Greenback said:
Forgive my being dense but I can't see what's funny?
Does the lady in the top right corner of the box look like she is enjoying the experience?
'One Touch Emptying'. She's done and dusted.
Should have been on a wet and dry vac, surely?

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2021
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Jonboy_t said:
nonsequitur said:
stevesingo said:
davhill said:
Baron Greenback said:
Forgive my being dense but I can't see what's funny?
Does the lady in the top right corner of the box look like she is enjoying the experience?
'One Touch Emptying'. She's done and dusted.
Should have been on a wet and dry vac, surely?
Definitely. Yes, yes, yes, oh yes.

MartG

20,700 posts

205 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2021
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NoddyonNitrous

2,127 posts

233 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2021
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Better read the instructions.


motco

15,974 posts

247 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2021
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NoddyonNitrous said:
Better read the instructions.

When I used to go to night school a very long time ago I ate five bananas before leaving home as my Mum said they were going to go off if they weren't eaten very soon. The quality of farts that emanated from my arse later that evening was to be experienced to be believed! We were on the seventh floor of Harrow Tech building and even with the windows open (a windy place) some of the other students (all lads) were threatening to throw the perpetrator from the window! Luckily I had perfected the technique of silent farting at will...

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2021
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stevesingo said:
davhill said:
Baron Greenback said:
Forgive my being dense but I can't see what's funny?
Does the lady in the top right corner of the box look like she is enjoying the experience?
Must be the limited edition Hoover HardCore.

Piersman2

6,599 posts

200 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2021
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motco said:
When I used to go to night school a very long time ago I ate five bananas before leaving home as my Mum said they were going to go off if they weren't eaten very soon. The quality of farts that emanated from my arse later that evening was to be experienced to be believed! We were on the seventh floor of Harrow Tech building and even with the windows open (a windy place) some of the other students (all lads) were threatening to throw the perpetrator from the window! Luckily I had perfected the technique of silent farting at will...
Poor Will.

motco

15,974 posts

247 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2021
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Piersman2 said:
motco said:
When I used to go to night school a very long time ago I ate five bananas before leaving home as my Mum said they were going to go off if they weren't eaten very soon. The quality of farts that emanated from my arse later that evening was to be experienced to be believed! We were on the seventh floor of Harrow Tech building and even with the windows open (a windy place) some of the other students (all lads) were threatening to throw the perpetrator from the window! Luckily I had perfected the technique of silent farting at will...
Poor Will.
smile

davhill

5,263 posts

185 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2021
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davhill said:
Forgive my being dense but I can't see what's funny?
Ah. got it now thanks.

MartG

20,700 posts

205 months

Roofless Toothless

5,689 posts

133 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2021
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MartG

20,700 posts

205 months

Tuesday 23rd February 2021
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From an Australian hospital...


LordGrover

33,549 posts

213 months

Wednesday 24th February 2021
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Gary29

4,166 posts

100 months

Wednesday 24th February 2021
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motco said:
NoddyonNitrous said:
Better read the instructions.

When I used to go to night school a very long time ago I ate five bananas before leaving home as my Mum said they were going to go off if they weren't eaten very soon. The quality of farts that emanated from my arse later that evening was to be experienced to be believed! We were on the seventh floor of Harrow Tech building and even with the windows open (a windy place) some of the other students (all lads) were threatening to throw the perpetrator from the window! Luckily I had perfected the technique of silent farting at will...
When we used to be allowed out to play, I used to ride MTB a lot, at trail centres, and THE BEST fuel for an early morning ride is black coffee and bananas, unfortunately that comibnation has a catastrophic side effect.

I can't tell you the amount of times I arrived at a trail centre and had to sprint to the stbox praying that they were unlocked. Once I thought I would be ok and set off out into the woods, then the familiar unmistakable urge came over me. Luckily it was a cool day, so I had lots of layers on, one of which (the cheapest) had to be sacrificed, I feel sorry for whoever stumbles across that 50M into the trees one day.

MartG

20,700 posts

205 months

Wednesday 24th February 2021
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irocfan

40,582 posts

191 months

Wednesday 24th February 2021
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MartG said:
hehe

TinyMonster

171 posts

39 months

Thursday 25th February 2021
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I can see a new horizon, underneath the blazin' sky,
I'll be where the eagle's flying higher and higher,
Gonna be your man in motion, all I need's this pair of wheels,
Take me where my future's lyin'...


RicksAlfas

13,412 posts

245 months

Thursday 25th February 2021
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TinyMonster said:
I can see a new horizon, underneath the blazin' sky,
I'll be where the eagle's flying higher and higher,
Gonna be your man in motion, all I need's this pair of wheels,
Take me where my future's lyin'...

I had to sing that to myself and then I got it!
hehe

Lotus Elan +2

459 posts

266 months

Thursday 25th February 2021
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Beluga XL pilot having fun laugh