Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

[zb]

[KR158]

HTP99 said:

Todger Strunk, fk me I know there are some hilarious American names out there but that one has to be up there with the best!

I genuinely have Tears rolling down my Face. Superb, absolutely superb.

[CoupeKid]

There’s a garden centre near me with a sign outside advertising bark.

Whenever I drive past it with the family we all shout “Woof”.

[MikeT66]

Mrs.T66 just came back with some chocolates from a little shopping trip...



Mmmm... lovely... I'll have a few of those. Oh, these taste a bit different. Wonder what's in them...

[Magnum 475]

KR158 said:

HTP99 said:

Todger Strunk, fk me I know there are some hilarious American names out there but that one has to be up there with the best!

I genuinely have Tears rolling down my Face. Superb, absolutely superb.

It's up there with Thomas wker, who was part of the production team on 'Buffy The Vampire Slayer'. Of course, Americans use the word 'Tosser', so having 'wker' as a surname probably isn't such a big deal for them. But who the hell calls their child 'Todger'??

[nonsequitur]

Magnum 475 said:

KR158 said:

HTP99 said:

Todger Strunk, fk me I know there are some hilarious American names out there but that one has to be up there with the best!

I genuinely have Tears rolling down my Face. Superb, absolutely superb.

It's up there with Thomas wker, who was part of the production team on 'Buffy The Vampire Slayer'. Of course, Americans use the word 'Tosser', so having 'wker' as a surname probably isn't such a big deal for them. But who the hell calls their child 'Todger'??

I thought that the Yanks use 'Jerk' as in jerk off. But my eyesight isn't as good as it once was.

[Ultra Sound Guy]

I still think the best one (quoted here many times) is "Ginger Minge"!

[DocJock]

Edited by DocJock on Thursday 17th December 17:18

[motco]

CoupeKid said:

There’s a garden centre near me with a sign outside advertising bark.

Whenever I drive past it with the family we all shout “Woof”.

I drove past a garden centre near my house a while ago, and outside was a placard advertising a "Free Bag of Bark" with every £x.x spent. The placard was on two legs driven into the verge and a woman with a dog on a lead was standing next it while the dog peed on the sign supports. To have had a camera handy and the opportunity to photograph it would have been priceless.

[Saleen836]

[njw1]

CoupeKid said:

There’s a garden centre near me with a sign outside advertising bark.

Whenever I drive past it with the family we all shout “Woof”.

There's a builders merchants locally that had signs outside advertising 'sand', 'stone', 'slate' and 'bark' and next to the 'bark' sign, someone had placed a sign that matched the 'bark' sign exactly in size, colour and font that said 'meow'....

[General George Smiley]

KR158 said:

HTP99 said:

Todger Strunk, fk me I know there are some hilarious American names out there but that one has to be up there with the best!

I genuinely have Tears rolling down my Face. Superb, absolutely superb.

My friends called Randy Hoops


This made me giggle
https://youtu.be/vaOYpWtmyBM

[nonsequitur]

CoupeKid said:

There’s a garden centre near me with a sign outside advertising bark.

Whenever I drive past it with the family we all shout “Woof”.

That's bordering on the funny.

[irocfan]

[MartG]

Just call him Skroob

https://www.theregister.com/2020/12/17/trump_twitt...

[Roofless Toothless]

nonsequitur said:

CoupeKid said:

There’s a garden centre near me with a sign outside advertising bark.

Whenever I drive past it with the family we all shout “Woof”.

That's bordering on the funny.

There’s a Chinese car repair shop near Epping.

[irocfan]

Puts me in mind of something... just can't think what. An anenome

[slopes]

Roofless Toothless said:

There’s a Chinese car repair shop near Epping.

[Roofless Toothless]

slopes said:

Roofless Toothless said:

There’s a Chinese car repair shop near Epping.

Actually, I just remembered - Blakes is literally just round the corner from this place ...

[motco]

Roofless Toothless said:

slopes said:

Roofless Toothless said:

There’s a Chinese car repair shop near Epping.

Actually, I just remembered - Blakes is literally just round the corner from this place ...

In Hounslow there's the Impact School of Motoring