Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)
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nonsequitur said:
motco said:
That is the recently discovered Fanny Orchid. But it notoriously hard to find.kowalski655 said:
smn159 said:
nonsequitur said:
That is the recently discovered Fanny Orchid. But it notoriously hard to find.
Yeah, you might want to refine that one a bit.Nice try though
Got a fairly immature joke but I recited it to a mate when he had mouthful of ale and it ended up on the floor and out his nose.
Two women on the checkout at Tesco.
One lady says to the other, I can tell all the married men from the single fellas.
How can you do that? asks the other
"Watch this" she says as a guy walks up to the checkout.
He puts down one mushroom, a tomato, a tin of beans and a banana.
Single fella, aren't you? says the lady
How'd you know that ask the guy?
Cause your a right ugly
Two women on the checkout at Tesco.
One lady says to the other, I can tell all the married men from the single fellas.
How can you do that? asks the other
"Watch this" she says as a guy walks up to the checkout.
He puts down one mushroom, a tomato, a tin of beans and a banana.
Single fella, aren't you? says the lady
How'd you know that ask the guy?
Cause your a right ugly
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